Enjoy!
But I warn you, some of these are REALLY bad...
Why did Victoria and Vermilion get along so good on their first date?
She RED him like an open book!
Why is it always hard to get in touch with Terry?
He's always gone in a FLASH!
What does Verdigris cook with?
A pressure cooker!
Why do people tend to not talk to :violet:?
She's always VIOLET!
What did Captain Virdian say when he finished Verdigris's area?
That's a WRAP!
Well, that's all I have for now, who knows? Maybe I'll add more when they come to me :3
When the crew found Vermilion's stash, he was red in the face, and Verdigris was green with envy.
How did Viridian obtain the Doing Things the Hard Way trinket?
He(or she don't get triggered) never stopped Pushing Onwards.
Sorry that wasn't even good for pun standards
Lol nah that was pretty darn hilarious xD
Quote from: Gawne on February 21, 2017, 01:48:18 AM
Why is it always hard to get in touch with Terry?
He's always gone in a FLASH!
You heard of email? still funny tho :P
What's black and white and red all over? The Polar Dimension!
How is the Polar Dimension red or read?
The Spikes.
Those are pink.
No, they're not. :violet:'s room in the ship is pink.
no thats magenta
Magenta is the same as pink! Ved calls it pink.
This is all just stupid pedantry. Let's get back to the topic at hand:
Why wasn't there any water in Dimension VVVVVV?
Because it would've washed away the polar dimension!
The SoulEye smells nice because it has potpourri
Quote from: pattoo1234 on February 22, 2017, 03:22:00 PM
No, they're not. :violet:'s room in the ship is pink.
Quote from: shiny k on February 22, 2017, 05:53:41 PM
no thats magenta
Here is a comparison between pink and magenta.
Are my colors correct?
Colors are made up.
Also why not use .png format?
Because I like Bitmaps. They can be created instantly by using New Bitmap Image.
But they're so much larger, especially if it's just one color. I got it down to about 2,000 bytes from 3,000,000 just by changing the format!
And this is what happens when you try to make a post that's meant to make people smile; you get people arguing about colors and picture formats. DW, everybody!
Quote from: Gawne on February 23, 2017, 11:45:06 PM
And this is what happens when you try to make a post that's meant to make people smile; you get people arguing about colors and picture formats. DW, everybody!
^^^^^^^^^^
It's almost ironic; this thread itself has become a really bad joke.
I'm also a really bad joke
Everybody on these forums are just really bad jokes, this post just enforces it...
Ooooooookaaaaaayy, and on that note, what's the Captain's favorite place?
Viridian City
Hey, I never specified what TYPE of jokes, sooooo....
Why did I divide sine by tangent?
No particular reason just COS
How did the world of Dark Souls II discover trigonometry?
From the Scholar of the First Sin()!
Pfft, people only respect Hipparchus because he had a nice TAN
(we have the trifecta now)
Why was the sand wet?
Because the sea weed
What does an airline stewardess wear to a funeral?
A "jet" necklace!
Hey guys instead of telling jokes, let's find the square root of one million...
... okay maybe that's a bit too RADICAL...
why is the sea so high
because it has sea weed
please call the cops I caught it one day and it refuses to stop
How many dadaists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one.
There's nothing special about it, no modifiers to make this funny, it's just fact.
How many dads does it take to never come back from the store
1
All around me are farmiliar faces...
...Worn out places...
...Worn out faces...
Quote from: -Kiwi Alexia ♡ on February 28, 2017, 11:53:47 PM
why is the sea so high
because it has sea weed
please call the cops I caught it one day and it refuses to stop
The sea should move to California, they could use the water
QuoteHow many dads does it take to never come back from the store
1
All around me are farmiliar faces...
...Worn out places...
...Worn out faces...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4
Quote from: crazya on March 01, 2017, 02:16:49 AM
Quote from: -Kiwi Alexia ♡ on February 28, 2017, 11:53:47 PM
why is the sea so high
because it has sea weed
please call the cops I caught it one day and it refuses to stop
The sea should move to California, they could use the water
no i think we have enough water
(https://lh6.ggpht.com/fQS0Kb5VOJW6ZN0OK_hURxnK6ItraD7XIvZRlGdh3Ntt9Ve_7KIPM9a82rVmegMsk0oo=w300)
(http://www.charbase.com/images/glyph/10133)
(http://kitchen-electronics.weebly.com/uploads/2/7/1/1/27118291/6608936_orig.jpg)
(https://maxcdn.icons8.com/Share/icon/Science//equal_sign1600.png)
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/00/bb/ef/00bbef180c5e26e9dc31a442f6c1c3c4.jpg)
Quote from: Quote on March 04, 2017, 01:51:43 AM
viridian
+
toaster
=
some weird pokemon??
>tfw dont understand
Get it caused Makid too lazy to check what it's actually called looks like he has toast coming out of his head, and how he kinda resembles captain Viridian...
Sorry that joke was a bit Farfetch'd
oh, he's good
Why did the crab want the trinket? 'Cause it's SHINY!
thats not even a joke
replace crab with kitten
Quote from: -Kiwi Alexia ♡ on March 09, 2017, 02:31:06 PM
thats not even a joke
replace crab with kitten
nice meme XD YOUR SO FUNIE xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
The crab in question is Tamatoa.
How do you get through Veni Vidi Vici? You just try, try, try!
a group of americans is called a big mac
a group of (insert classification of a certain type of noun, preferably a person) is called a (something related to the previous noun)
A group of Charas is called doomsday.
A group of crows is called a murder. It was named that because it was originally believed that crows were the only cause of death; in fact, old death certificates will actually list it. It wasn't until the four humors theory lost traction that scientists started to doubt this, as crows were thought to be one of the humors.
Here's a bad joke:Tainy's existence
Even worse joke: Info Teddy's existence.
A group of DW members is called a crew...
a group of unfunny is called a 5tr4
Aaan I missed your 666th post, dang it!
Riddle time!
What's big, and yellow, and has 66 eyes, and is travelling the city to meet its demise?
A 66 EYED EMOJI PLUSH OF COURSE
WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! School bus.
Quote from: pattoo1234 on March 16, 2017, 04:46:58 PM
WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! School bus.
What's shitposty, spammy, doesn't make good levels, and used too many exclamation marks.
Hint: PA__OO1_34
Who's 60 feet tall, and 11 years old. She's fiery, feisty, and a lot to control?
Pattoo's fetish
The person pattoo is in dungeons & dragons.
Nope. From the movie "Gigantic".
Your mom?
that was a surprisingly good your mom joke ok then
What's big and its gooey, saucy and its chewy, what's in my mouth?
that was the best YouTube ad
Patto0 this isn't the place for you"re fetisheses ...,
*your
You added two extra spaces, too.
What are you talking about ?
Also I checked Bing it's You"re, so suck on that...
Quote from: Gawne on March 17, 2017, 03:09:26 AM
What are you talking about ?
Also I checked Bing it's You"re, so suck on that...
GOOGLE IS DOMINANT SEARCH ENGINE I BANISH YOU FROM THE INTERNET
Quote from: Gawne on March 17, 2017, 03:09:26 AM
What are you talking about ?
Also I checked Bing it's You"re, so suck on that...
>>bing
>>>>>>not duckduckgo
your whole post triggers me
Quote from: LOLLERPOOPS IS BACK AGAIN! on March 17, 2017, 04:23:45 PM
GOOGLE IS DOMINANT SEARCH ENGINE I BANISH YOU FROM THE INTERNET
thats the jokeQuote from: -Kiwi Alexia ♡ on March 17, 2017, 07:15:00 PM
>>bing
>>>>>>not duckduckgo
your whole post triggers me
why duckduckgo is good
Quotetriggers
You must like Triggernometry <lenny>
Trigonometry dash is my favorite game
I'm more a fan of Algebra Dash.
Calculus Dash it hard as fuck but man is it satisfying, you guys should seriously try it:
http://tinyurl.com/plzdontclickmethnx
Quote from: Gawne on March 18, 2017, 02:09:05 AM
Calculus Dash it hard as fuck but man is it satisfying, you guys should seriously try it:
http://tinyurl.com/plzdontclickmethnx
GET OUT
(okay dude but seriously I can feel the fountain of hate that is gonna wash over you so prepare yourself)
Quote from: Gawne on March 18, 2017, 02:09:05 AM
Calculus Dash it hard as fuck but man is it satisfying, you guys should seriously try it:
http://tinyurl.com/plzdontclickmethnx
Oh my god
>(except alexia but she's weird)
;-;
It's fitting because Undertale is a really bad joke
this whole thread now triggers me
Quote from: Quote on March 18, 2017, 02:34:42 PM
It's fitting because Undertale is a really bad joke
it's fitting because undertale is really bad game
id like to be how I acted at the start of 2016 and yell your opinion sucks
it's like your grammar sucks except I'm 6 inside
Quote from: -Kiwi Alexia ♡ on March 18, 2017, 08:39:50 PM
id like to be how I acted at the start of 2016 and yell your opinion sucks
it's like your grammar sucks except I'm 6 inside
stop derailing the fucking thread
Well then why are we all flaming about Undertale?
What desert planet is famous for its bodyart?
Tattoo-ine!
QuoteGET OUT
(okay dude but seriously I can feel the fountain of hate that is gonna wash over you so prepare yourself)
Oh I know, but if I cared I would've not posted if c:
Quote from: Gawne on March 19, 2017, 01:18:38 AM
Quote from: Gawne on March 18, 2017, 11:18:09 PM
QuoteGET OUT
(okay dude but seriously I can feel the fountain of hate that is gonna wash over you so prepare yourself)
Oh I know, but if I cared I would've not posted it c:
No need for double post :P
Weird, I don't even know how that happened...
Quote from: shiny k on March 18, 2017, 08:53:28 PM
Quote from: -Kiwi Alexia ♡ on March 18, 2017, 08:39:50 PM
id like to be how I acted at the start of 2016 and yell your opinion sucks
it's like your grammar sucks except I'm 6 inside
stop derailing the fucking thread
hypocrite
what do you call a __ and a ___
______
why did i make a bad joke?
bad.
What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?
Answer (Hover to Reveal)
Well played qwerty...
Quote from: shiny k on March 18, 2017, 04:28:11 PM
Quote from: Quote on March 18, 2017, 02:34:42 PM
It's fitting because Undertale is a really bad joke
it's fitting because undertale is really bad game
>im a hipster apparently
i get the backstory there, well played