VVVVVV Haikus

[Voltgloss]

Unleash elephant
Break all spikes with much hugeness
Who's sad NOW, Terry?   

[nathanel]

much hugeness

That will be my favourite pair of words from this time forward. It has so much hugeness in it! ;D

[SoulEye]

Music vibrating...
Fun pulsating energy...
Inner child wakens!

[johnapon]

Physics has gone wrong!
Lost in this strange universe,
I must find my crew.

Super Gravitron?
Completely impossible!
And yet still i try...

How about limericks?

My captain's initial is V
He's coming to rescue me
By bouncing around
From ceiling to ground
Due to abnormal gravitee

[SoulEye]

If I could jump to that edge
then I most solemnly pledge
that the goal would be mine
and all would be fine
but no, it's a waist-high insurmountable freakin' hedge!

(Feeling before correctness in this case!)

[Mushyrulez]

Woah, I actually tried to say the last line in the correct amount of syllables >_>

[SoulEye]

Yeah, I should link to this before I forget: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/InsurmountableWaistHeightFence

[Mushyrulez]

You do not want to know how much TVtropes has wasted my life 

[SoulEye]

Well, they do warn you

[Sakura-Sun]

(Warning, this poem has spoilers)
All the shiny trinkets have been found,
Some easy, some you had ti find.
A portal opens, but leads to a dead end,
What to do now...?
COMBINE!!