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Chess?
« on: February 07, 2013, 05:05:14 PM »
I know this should be in Gen. Discussion, but it's closed, and I'm pretty bored.

Simply play chess vs. OP (Me) in chess via. rank n' file system.

I'm white. :viridian:

Pawn to D4

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Re: Chess?
« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2013, 04:04:04 PM »
Pawn to Z9

I throw the pawn across the room. It bounces off the wall, collides with your king, and pushes him in just the right position to cause a checkmate.

I win.

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Re: Chess?
« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2013, 04:38:08 PM »
B**** please, I already snapped your king in half. What now, wise guy?

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Re: Chess?
« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2013, 04:41:09 PM »
And then i knock over all your pieces.

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Re: Chess?
« Reply #4 on: February 15, 2013, 05:45:27 AM »
And then i knock over all your pieces.

checkm8

But the king's halves can still struggle around! Now you have to trap *both* off them! :vermillion:

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Re: Chess?
« Reply #5 on: February 15, 2013, 02:14:50 PM »
Then I remold your king, and then chuck it down a sink drain! :vermillion:

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Re: Chess?
« Reply #6 on: February 15, 2013, 03:04:55 PM »
I point my shrinking ray at my head, shoot myself, and go down the drain!

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Re: Chess?
« Reply #7 on: February 15, 2013, 03:36:20 PM »
All part of the plan! I use the garbage disposal (No offense) and whisk you away!

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Re: Chess?
« Reply #8 on: February 15, 2013, 04:05:57 PM »
The police arrest you for garbageacide! You are thus disqualified! Since I am dead, it comes to a stalemate!

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Re: Chess?
« Reply #9 on: February 15, 2013, 05:36:38 PM »
You did not die, so I was'nt arrested. You instead go to Japan, where you marry a pretty robot wife, have 2 cyborg kids, and realize you have a chess game to finish, so you come back here.

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Re: Chess?
« Reply #10 on: February 16, 2013, 07:10:51 AM »
I shrink one of my children. He becomes the king, and the game resumes.

Your turn.

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Re: Chess?
« Reply #11 on: February 16, 2013, 08:09:46 AM »
I shrink one of my children. He becomes the king, and the game resumes.

Your turn.

I launch a nuclear bomb that can destroy the world.

The world is destroyed.

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Re: Chess?
« Reply #12 on: February 16, 2013, 09:35:55 AM »
Meanwhile, I "Played the game for you", and captured all your pieces except a bishop, still have all of my pieces.