You seem to be lying on a tiled floor, but it's dark and you can't make out where you are. A chilly breeze moves along the floor, you realize that you are naked, except for a top hat which is placed on your genitals.
Out of the mist your stirred up mind begins to clear. "Oh... my head... what was I drinking?", you wonder out loud. Well, at least you try to wonder out loud, but as soon as you start to speak you realize something's stuffed inside your mouth. Panicking, you quickly inhale and then start coughing and spitting violently. Sand! As you cough your body arches, but something's hindering you and you're flung back, hitting your head against the hard, cold floor.
"Oh bloody boo, what kind of liquid did I partake last evening?"
Your mouth moves but the words coming out seem foreign. What is going on? Why are you talking so strange?
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