It's at this point that your sight slowly begins to return. Odd. Your vision feels a little distorted, as if one eye suffers from your usual short sightedness, while the other seems to be artificially enhanced. Oh dear. You slowly bring your hand toward your throbbing head. You appear to be wearing a monocle. What's more, it appears to be surgically attached. On the floor, you can see about 17 or so empty bottles of TigerSauce (60% proof!). [Try to get up] [Roll around on the floor] [Get back to sleep] [Touch yourself] [Take the top hat]