{"id":83,"date":"2007-05-05T00:06:55","date_gmt":"2007-05-05T00:06:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/distractionware.com\/blog\/?p=83"},"modified":"2007-06-15T02:22:24","modified_gmt":"2007-06-15T02:22:24","slug":"are-you-wright-there-phoenix-wrong","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/distractionware.com\/blog\/2007\/05\/are-you-wright-there-phoenix-wrong\/","title":{"rendered":"Are you wright there, Phoenix Wrong?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><script language=\"JavaScript\" src=\"https:\/\/distractionware.com\/blog\/junk\/scripts\/audio\/audio-player.js\"><\/script><br \/>\nIt&#8217;s exam time in my old college, which is causing problems for my routine&#8230; Twice or three times a week, I take my laptop to the (ordinarily) deserted religion section of the library, and work away in peace. For the last week or so, however, it&#8217;s been packed &#8211; phfft &#8211; I guess even Theology students have to study at this time of the year.<\/p>\n<p>Not being able to work in the library has basically meant that I&#8217;m not getting anything done at all, so I&#8217;m going to give serious work a rest until it&#8217;s all over.<\/p>\n<p>In the meantime, I&#8217;m making a Phoenix Wrong! I could explain what that is, I suppose, but it might be better to show you:<br \/>\n<center><object width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/LQZFwBRAvyk\"><\/param><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><\/param><embed src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/LQZFwBRAvyk\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\" width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><\/embed><\/object><\/center><\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s a bunch more of them <a href=\"https:\/\/phoenixwrong.evestraw.nl\/\">here<\/a>!<\/p>\n<p>I figure it&#8217;s an excuse to learn how to use Flash, which, as they&#8217;d say at work, is a gap in my competency profile. Also, it&#8217;ll be, like, fun and stuff. First thing I need to do is gather up some suitable quotes &#8211; I&#8217;ve got about 10 so far, but after listening to them again, only five are any good&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<table border=0 width=\"100%\">\n<tr>\n<td width=\"200\"><b>Father Ted:<\/b><\/td>\n<td><object type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" data=\"https:\/\/distractionware.com\/blog\/junk\/scripts\/audio\/player.swf\" id=\"audioplayer1\" height=\"24\" width=\"290\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"https:\/\/distractionware.com\/blog\/junk\/scripts\/audio\/player.swf\"><param name=\"FlashVars\" value=\"playerID=1&amp;soundFile=https:\/\/distractionware.com\/blog\/junk\/2007\/may07\/down.mp3\"><param name=\"quality\" value=\"high\"><param name=\"menu\" value=\"false\"><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><\/object><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I&#8217;d love to use more Father Ted, but it&#8217;s hard to find something that both doesn&#8217;t depend on a visual gag and isn&#8217;t buried under a laugh track&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<table border=0 width=\"100%\">\n<tr>\n<td width=\"200\"><b>Azumanga Daioh:<\/b><\/td>\n<td><object type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" data=\"https:\/\/distractionware.com\/blog\/junk\/scripts\/audio\/player.swf\" id=\"audioplayer2\" height=\"24\" width=\"290\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"https:\/\/distractionware.com\/blog\/junk\/scripts\/audio\/player.swf\"><param name=\"FlashVars\" value=\"playerID=2&amp;soundFile=https:\/\/distractionware.com\/blog\/junk\/2007\/may07\/azu.mp3\"><param name=\"quality\" value=\"high\"><param name=\"menu\" value=\"false\"><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><\/object><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Angel Starr as Chiyo Chan! I like this one, but I worry that people won&#8217;t get the joke&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<table border=0 width=\"100%\">\n<tr>\n<td width=\"200\"><b>Blackadder:<\/b><\/td>\n<td><object type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" data=\"https:\/\/distractionware.com\/blog\/junk\/scripts\/audio\/player.swf\" id=\"audioplayer3\" height=\"24\" width=\"290\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"https:\/\/distractionware.com\/blog\/junk\/scripts\/audio\/player.swf\"><param name=\"FlashVars\" value=\"playerID=3&amp;soundFile=https:\/\/distractionware.com\/blog\/junk\/2007\/may07\/baldric.mp3\"><param name=\"quality\" value=\"high\"><param name=\"menu\" value=\"false\"><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><\/object><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>This one would be perfect if it weren&#8217;t for the laugh track. I&#8217;ll probably use it anyway though. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<table border=0 width=\"100%\">\n<tr>\n<td width=\"200\"><b>Battlestar Galactica:<\/b><\/td>\n<td><object type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" data=\"https:\/\/distractionware.com\/blog\/junk\/scripts\/audio\/player.swf\" id=\"audioplayer4\" height=\"24\" width=\"290\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"https:\/\/distractionware.com\/blog\/junk\/scripts\/audio\/player.swf\"><param name=\"FlashVars\" value=\"playerID=4&amp;soundFile=https:\/\/distractionware.com\/blog\/junk\/2007\/may07\/battlestar.mp3\"><param name=\"quality\" value=\"high\"><param name=\"menu\" value=\"false\"><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><\/object><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Franziska as number six, Gumshoe as Balthar, Edgeworth as Adama&#8230; This one could work very well, I think, though it&#8217;s perhaps a bit long.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<table border=0 width=\"100%\">\n<tr>\n<td width=\"200\"><b>X Files:<\/b><\/td>\n<td><object type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" data=\"https:\/\/distractionware.com\/blog\/junk\/scripts\/audio\/player.swf\" id=\"audioplayer5\" height=\"24\" width=\"290\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"https:\/\/distractionware.com\/blog\/junk\/scripts\/audio\/player.swf\"><param name=\"FlashVars\" value=\"playerID=5&amp;soundFile=https:\/\/distractionware.com\/blog\/junk\/2007\/may07\/x-files.mp3\"><param name=\"quality\" value=\"high\"><param name=\"menu\" value=\"false\"><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><\/object><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Hmm, actually, maybe this one is too serious &#8211; not to mention too long. Bah. Godot as Mulder, Mia as Sculey!<\/p>\n<p>&#8230; So, yeah. What other ones should I use? 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