Poll
Question:
ToasterApocalypse is on the dark side of the forums.
Option 1: YEP
votes: 9
Option 2: YEP
votes: 8
Simply corrupt a wish, like this:
Poster 1: I wish for a Nintendo 64.
Poster 2: Wish granted. It turns out to be a fake.
I'll start.
I wish to beat Serenade in Megaman Battle Network 3.
Wish Granted. ur game glitches out and u have to start over.
---------------------
Wish was granted
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I wish for cheese
I wish that Roskilla would actually post a new wish in his reply.
Quote from: Whirligig on October 25, 2012, 02:29:24 AM
I wish that Roskilla would actually post a new wish in his reply.
Granted, but it's only the first reply. :)
I wish I could get round to finishing my level :victoria:
Wish granted. You forget to save it and the game crashes, so you have to do everything again.
I wish... Hmm... [long pause]
Quote from: Dav999 on October 25, 2012, 01:54:46 PM
Wish granted. You forget to save it and the game crashes, so you have to do everything again.
I wish... Hmm... [long pause]
Granted, but it's a short pause.
I wish I had cheese.
Granted, but it's too old and not suitable for consumption.
I wish my pause was longer.
Quote from: Dav999 on October 25, 2012, 02:50:20 PM
Granted, but it's too old and not suitable for consumption.
I wish my pause was longer.
Granted.
BUT it's only one second longer.
EDIT: I wish I had fingers
Granted, but you can only get two.
I wish I could think of something to wish!
Quote from: Dav999 on October 25, 2012, 04:07:44 PM
Granted, but you can only get two.
I wish I could think of something to wish!
Granted, but you forget what your wish is after a time period of 5 seconds.
I wish I had MOAR ideas for levels.
Granted, but as soon as you open the level editor, you can't remember anything about it!
I wish I didn't forget my wishes!
Quote from: Dav999 on October 25, 2012, 06:18:07 PM
Granted, but as soon as you open the level editor, you can't remember anything about it!
I wish I didn't forget my wishes!
Granted but you remember too much and your brain explodes inside you.
I wish I had a donut
Granted, but there's no hole in it! And it's a square.
I wish there were some more smileys.
Quote from: Dav999 on October 25, 2012, 06:49:15 PM
Granted, but there's no hole in it! And it's a square.
I wish there were some more smileys.
Granted but then :viridian: comes and deletes them all :vermillion:
I wish I had a wish that was such a nice wish that wished I had a wish while I wished upon a wishing well which granted my wish which was to have a wish which I will use to wish for a wish to wish with.
Granted, but then :viridian: came and breaks the well.
I was sort of expecting wishes like this: 'I wish that wish which was wishing the wish wishes wish blablabla'
I wish my wish wishes wishes which wish wishes which I wish, wishing wishes. :D
Quote from: Dav999 on October 25, 2012, 07:50:49 PM
Granted, but then :viridian: came and breaks the well.
I was sort of expecting wishes like this: 'I wish that wish which was wishing the wish wishes wish blablabla'
I wish my wish wishes wishes which wish wishes which I wish, wishing wishes. :D
Granted but then after your wish wishes the world implodes
I wish for 8)
Granted. Cigarettes are illegal and ur in jail
I wish for VVVVVV to update
Granted, but all the genie granting them got confused and died.
I wish I stopped getting confused by Dav's post count.
Quote from: RibShark on October 25, 2012, 08:23:32 PM
Granted, but all the genie granting them got confused and died.
I wish I stopped getting confused by Dav's post count.
Granted but it begins going up at a super quick rate
I wish I could stuff my normal belly with human FILTH
Wish granted. The world ends.
I wish for bacon.
Granted, it's inedible though.
I wish for a nicer scripting interface in VVVVVV (custom) levels.
Granted, but it doesn't happen for another 30 years.
I wish more of my friends played VVVVVV, so I could talk to them about the game in real life.
Granted, but they get addicted and you can't even talk to them anymore.
I wish Bruno Mars didn't walk by dragging a piano when I'm sitting in the park!
Quote from: Dav999 on October 26, 2012, 07:15:26 AM
Granted, but they get addicted and you can't even talk to them anymore.
I wish Bruno Mars didn't walk by dragging a piano when I'm sitting in the park!
Granted. Bruce Willis comes and drags it around instead.
I wish for a :viridian:
Granted, but he goes outside and flips. Into outer space.
I wish there was a start button in Windows 8.
Quote from: Dav999 on October 26, 2012, 02:16:03 PM
Granted, but he goes outside and flips. Into outer space.
I wish there was a start button in Windows 8.
Granted, but then Windows 9 gets released.
I wish for a :verdigris:
Granted, but then he learns how to flip, and does the same thing :viridian: did.
I wish for a :shiny:
Quote from: Dav999 on October 26, 2012, 03:33:30 PM
Granted, but then he learns how to flip, and does the same thing :viridian: did.
I wish for a :shiny:
granted but it isn't shiny
I wish for a ???
Granted, but after two seconds he understands and becomes a :).
I wish for a :P
Quote from: Dav999 on October 26, 2012, 05:29:29 PM
Granted, but after two seconds he understands and becomes a :).
I wish for a :P
Granted but his tounge gets cold, and becomes :(
I wish for a :) ;) :D ;D with a :-\
Granted, but then...
???
I wish I understood that.
Quote from: Dav999 on October 26, 2012, 05:45:53 PM
Granted, but then...
???
I wish I understood that.
Granted but you forgot how to VVVVVV
I wish this went downhill
Granted, but it ended up bad.
(What did you mean?)
I wish that I would not be too lazy to finish my take on a more extensive VVVVVV scripting language (which "compiles" to the normal VVVVVVscript)
Granted. You then get amnesia.
I wish for 9999 posts.
Granted, but then you get caught by an new hi-tech anti-spam technology that Terry tries out.
I wish for a malfunctioning car.
Granted, but it works, but it explodes with 2012 people in it.
I wish to wish to wish to wish to wish.
Granted but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but
I wish for five wishes!
Granted, but we count all the wishes you have already wished too, so now you have 0 left.
I wish for functioning earbuds (with the ones I have now, I have to set the balance switch all the way to the left because the right side is much louder)
Granted, but you run into a screamer. And it is 100000X louder than the loudest thing on earth.
I wish to Post reply.
Geantedateerd, but then your request timed out!
I wish autocorrect didn't mess up my sentences. Seriously, what does that even mean? :o :D
Granted, autocorrect stopped working and you started to misspell all the time instead.
I wish that :viridian: learned how to jump, for the hilarity :D
Granted but he forgets how to flip and makes all levels and the main game broken.
I wish to get a pm from a non avatar saying they will post next in the window thread so we can get it up and running again
Quote from: RoskillaHULK!! on October 27, 2012, 03:16:42 PM
Granted but he forgets how to flip and makes all levels and the main game broken.
I wish to get a pm from a non avatar saying they will post next in the window thread so we can get it up and running again
Granted but [ GENIE.EXE HAS STOPPED RESPONDING ]
I wish for a
Granted, but
I wish for Megaman Battle Network 6: Cybeast Falzar.
Quote from: ProtomanΩ on October 27, 2012, 05:37:56 PM
Granted, but
I wish for Megaman Battle Network 6: Cybeast Falzar.
Granted but then you accidentally it
I wish for another :viridian: and a giant barrier around my house so he doesn't flip into space
Quote from: ToasterApocalypse on October 27, 2012, 05:47:30 PM
Quote from: ProtomanΩ on October 27, 2012, 05:37:56 PM
Granted, but
I wish for Megaman Battle Network 6: Cybeast Falzar.
Granted but then you accidentally it
I wish for another :viridian: and a giant barrier around my house so he doesn't flip into space
Wish granted.
But the :viridian: was the spy and was :violet:. Your wall was made of melted cheese.
I wish the cake wasn't a lie...
Wish granted but Steve eats it all.
I wish for more legitimate corruptions here.
Granted, but
(https://distractionware.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.laneaviation.com%2Fwp-content%2Fthemes%2Flaneaviation%2Fimages%2Floading.gif&hash=6fa396b92646c47c2397c4851d5562b408ffa84a)
I wish I didn't stop responding.
Granted. But then you watch a creepypasta video and DIE before you can make all of the posts.
I wish for derp
Quote from: ProtomanΩ on October 28, 2012, 12:40:52 PM
Granted. But then you watch a creepypasta video and DIE before you can make all of the posts.
I wish for derp
Granted but it's herp
I wish for [ TOAST.exe has stopped responding ]
Granted. But...
WAIT HE STOPPED!
THIS IS MY CHANCE!
Protoman!!!
I wish for I wish for I wish for I wish for I wish for I wish for I wish for I wish for
Quote from: ProtomanΩ on October 28, 2012, 01:53:20 PM
Granted. But...
WAIT HE STOPPED!
THIS IS MY CHANCE!
Protoman!!!
I wish for I wish for I wish for I wish for I wish for I wish for I wish for I wish for
granted but you ate a toxic sandwich and it exploded inside you
I wish for an OT
granted buta
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i wish for for wish i
Granted but tub detnarG
I wish for a ::)
Granted but but granteD
I wish for a wish
Warning
Quote from: RoskillaHULK!! on October 29, 2012, 11:29:53 AM
Granted but but granteD
I wish for a wish
Warning
GUHRANTID but you just used that wish to wish for a wish.
I wish for a :'( YES I JUST HAD TO USE THE CRY FACE IT'S MY FAVOURITE SMILEY
Granted, but he gets comforted by :viridian: and he is :) again!
I fish for a wish.
Granted. Then you died.
I wish to get Protoman's sword.
Quote from: ProtomanΩ on October 29, 2012, 09:11:42 PM
Granted. Then you died.
I wish to get Protoman's sword.
Wish granted, but it was a cheap replica made in China.
I wish :violet: would chill out.
Quote from: Vex69 on October 29, 2012, 11:05:14 PM
Quote from: ProtomanΩ on October 29, 2012, 09:11:42 PM
Granted. Then you died.
I wish to get Protoman's sword.
Wish granted, but it was a cheap replica made in China.
I wish :violet: would chill out.
Granted. But but but but but but but but but but #ERROR 404#
I wish for a
ATOMIC BOMB THAT BLOWS UP 9999999999999999999999999999999999 AREAS
Quote from: ProtomanΩ on October 29, 2012, 11:28:07 PM
Quote from: Vex69 on October 29, 2012, 11:05:14 PM
Quote from: ProtomanΩ on October 29, 2012, 09:11:42 PM
Granted. Then you died.
I wish to get Protoman's sword.
Wish granted, but it was a cheap replica made in China.
I wish :violet: would chill out.
Granted. But but but but but but but but but but #ERROR 404#
I wish for a ATOMIC BOMB THAT BLOWS UP 9999999999999999999999999999999999 AREAS
Granted but while you're losing your virginity it blows up in your bed and you die
I WISH FOR A ROOM WITH A MOOOSE
Granted but IT EATS YOU
i wish for a horse named derpy
Quote from: ProtomanΩ on October 30, 2012, 08:55:32 PM
Granted but IT EATS YOU
i wish for a horse named derpy
Granted but it's not derpy at all and runs away in the first day.
I wish for TWO BALLS O GOOOOOO TO BE MAH FRENDS
also...
Quote from: ProtomanΩ on October 30, 2012, 08:55:32 PM
Granted but IT EATS YOU
JUST LIKE IN INVADER ZIM ONLY DIB SAVES THEM >:(
Quote from: ToasterApocalypse on October 30, 2012, 09:08:16 PM
Quote from: ProtomanΩ on October 30, 2012, 08:55:32 PM
Granted but IT EATS YOU
i wish for a horse named derpy
Granted but it's not derpy at all and runs away in the first day.
I wish for TWO BALLS O GOOOOOO TO BE MAH FRENDS
also...
Quote from: ProtomanΩ on October 30, 2012, 08:55:32 PM
Granted but IT EATS YOU
JUST LIKE IN INVADER ZIM ONLY DIB SAVES THEM >:(
Granted, but some people think that's inappropriate. :vermillion:
I wish something fun happened!
Quote from: Dav999 on October 30, 2012, 09:13:02 PM
Quote from: ToasterApocalypse on October 30, 2012, 09:08:16 PM
Quote from: ProtomanΩ on October 30, 2012, 08:55:32 PM
Granted but IT EATS YOU
i wish for a horse named derpy
Granted but it's not derpy at all and runs away in the first day.
I wish for TWO BALLS O GOOOOOO TO BE MAH FRENDS
also...
Quote from: ProtomanΩ on October 30, 2012, 08:55:32 PM
Granted but IT EATS YOU
JUST LIKE IN INVADER ZIM ONLY DIB SAVES THEM >:(
Granted, but some people think that's inappropriate. :vermillion:
I wish something fun happened!
GRANTED BUT ULTRA-PEEPI CRUSHES IT
I wish for stairs made of cheese
Granted, but mouses start to eat it, and the part they didn't eat, starts to smell really bad!
Oh, and it's Swiss cheese, so there are too many holes to be able to walk on it!
I wish I never got insects in my eyes while cycling!
Quote from: Dav999 on October 30, 2012, 09:25:31 PM
Granted, but mouses start to eat it, and the part they didn't eat, starts to smell really bad!
Oh, and it's Swiss cheese, so there are too many holes to be able to walk on it!
I wish I never got insects in my eyes while cycling!
Granted, but the solution was thick nerd glasses and you get made fun of whenether you go cycling.
I wish for fish to wish
Granted, but the fish you wished was already wished by someone else.
I wish the time before this ↓ appears was 3 minutes instead of 2!
Quote from: Dav999 on October 30, 2012, 09:32:58 PM
Granted, but the fish you wished was already wished by someone else.
I wish the time before this ↓ appears was 3 minutes instead of 2!
Granted but what
I wish but what
Granted, but I meant the last edit text.
I wish for ëξωŁœ^/čÄ%ż€ŪΔõ#ßęŸ$»...λÇ£}ñ----- ERROR
Quote from: Dav999 on October 30, 2012, 09:54:41 PM
Granted, but I meant the last edit text.
I wish for ëξωŁœ^/čÄ%ż€ŪΔõ#ßęŸ$»...λÇ£}ñ----- ERROR
Granted but the error is solved before your computer :viridian: s into oblivion
I wish
Quote from: Dav999 on October 30, 2012, 09:58:20 PM
Granted. :viridian:
Granted but turds exploded the world
I wish this was corrupt a fish.
Granted, but then a grammar nazi came and couldn't understand what you meant there.
I wish for a ⚠.
Granted. I stole it and can now fight Ganon.
I wish for my horse named Derpy Hooves to stop eating grass off of other peoples lawns.
Granted, it starts eating your grass instead.
I wish for a ^-^
Quote from: Dav999 on October 31, 2012, 08:25:51 AM
Granted, it starts eating your grass instead.
I wish for a ^-^
Wish granted, but your dog bit it and it went: :'(
I wish for unlimited nutella!
Granted, but look at the best before date! It was best before 1990! What to do with all of it?
I wish you meant something else than I thought you meant. That would be funny.
Quote from: Dav999 on October 31, 2012, 01:25:04 PM
I wish you meant something else than I thought you meant. That would be funny.
... I don't know how to answer that...
I wish this wish was corrupted.
:vermillion: Paradoxes!
...
Quote from: blue626 on October 31, 2012, 08:21:23 PM
I wish this wish was corrupted.
Granted. That means it wasn't corrupt-
Wait a minute...
(https://distractionware.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fforum.facmedicine.com%2Fattachments%2Fphysiology%2F1164d1339771570-why-do-we-say-hmmm-when-thinking-hmm.jpg&hash=5f70b962ea01b19d629ce95fa93a8e592b4c2a46)
I wish it was easier to see if a word has a hidden abbreviation text.
Quote from: Dav999 on October 31, 2012, 08:30:47 PM
Quote from: blue626 on October 31, 2012, 08:21:23 PM
I wish this wish was corrupted.
Granted. That means it wasn't corrupt-
Wait a minute...
(https://distractionware.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fforum.facmedicine.com%2Fattachments%2Fphysiology%2F1164d1339771570-why-do-we-say-hmmm-when-thinking-hmm.jpg&hash=5f70b962ea01b19d629ce95fa93a8e592b4c2a46)
I wish it was easier to see if a word has a hidden abbreviation text.
Granted but *shot*
I wish for my horse, Derpy Hooves, to behave and it could actually fly blaaaaaaaah
Granted, but it flies away.
I wish for this:
A: Sentence B is true
B: Sentence A is false
Quote from: Dav999 on October 31, 2012, 09:28:19 PM
Granted, but it flies away.
I wish for this:
A: Sentence B is true
B: Sentence A is false
Granted but granted is no longer a world.
I wish my horse would start obeying me
Quote from: ProtomanΩ on October 31, 2012, 10:43:39 PM
Quote from: Dav999 on October 31, 2012, 09:28:19 PM
Granted, but it flies away.
I wish for this:
A: Sentence B is true
B: Sentence A is false
Granted but granted is no longer a world.
I wish my horse would start obeying me
granted but the genie heard you wrong and your horse turns into a wh-
yeah.
I wish for :-*
Granted but who ever gave it to you is poisonous.
I wish my horse would not go wrong
Quote from: ProtomanΩ on November 01, 2012, 08:43:57 PM
Granted but who ever gave it to you is poisonous.
I wish my horse would not go wrong
Wish granted, but the horse is accident prone.
I wish for a top hat.
Quote from: Vex69 on November 03, 2012, 04:32:33 PM
Quote from: ProtomanΩ on November 01, 2012, 08:43:57 PM
Granted but who ever gave it to you is poisonous.
I wish my horse would not go wrong
Wish granted, but the horse is accident prone.
I wish for a top hat.
granted but it's an asshat
Wish granted, but [SEGFAULT]
Quote from: Dav999 on November 03, 2012, 06:43:28 PM
Wish granted, but [SEGFAULT]
granted but there was no wish
I wish for a fb n n 7N
Granted but you see this:
(https://distractionware.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20090907172940%2Fmegaman%2Fimages%2Fthumb%2Ff%2Fff%2FWoodSoul.jpg%2F180px-WoodSoul.jpg&hash=0d1830335715e9f7312c343fb5caef617f0d56c3)
Instead of what you wanted.
I wish to beat up a toaster
Quote from: ProtomanΩ on November 03, 2012, 07:01:46 PM
Granted but you see this:
(https://distractionware.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20090907172940%2Fmegaman%2Fimages%2Fthumb%2Ff%2Fff%2FWoodSoul.jpg%2F180px-WoodSoul.jpg&hash=0d1830335715e9f7312c343fb5caef617f0d56c3)
Instead of what you wanted.
I wish to beat up a toaster
Granted but then toasters go extinct and nobody can make toast
I wish for jk
Granted, but then it went downhill, and it ended up bad.
I wish for
something!
Granted but MistMan kills you before you can say what you want!
I wish for cheese
Granted, but it's not edible.
I wish you actually saw the marquee in my post.
Quote from: Dav999 on November 03, 2012, 10:11:59 PM
Granted, but it's not edible.
I wish you actually saw the marquee in my post.
Granted but
I FARTED
[/color]
I wish to take a 5 dozen eggs, start puttin them in a bowl
Quote from: ToasterApocalypse on November 03, 2012, 10:42:45 PM
Quote from: Dav999 on November 03, 2012, 10:11:59 PM
Granted, but it's not edible.
I wish you actually saw the marquee in my post.
Granted but
I FARTED
[/color]
I wish to take a 5 dozen eggs, start puttin them in a bowl
Granted but the bowl is not big enough.
OT: What went wrong with those color tags? They seem to be okay. What happens if you put them inside of the move tags?I wish for сометхинг тхат мост пеопле цан'т реад!
Edit: I noticed I messed up some letters.
Granted but OH NO CREEPYPASTA
I wish for someone to steal my bike so I can play THIS (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wd63P7mYXzo) song
Quote from: Dav999 on November 03, 2012, 10:57:12 PM
Quote from: ToasterApocalypse on November 03, 2012, 10:42:45 PM
Quote from: Dav999 on November 03, 2012, 10:11:59 PM
Granted, but it's not edible.
I wish you actually saw the marquee in my post.
Granted but
I FARTED
[/color]
I wish to take a 5 dozen eggs, start puttin them in a bowl
Granted but the bowl is not big enough.
OT: What went wrong with those color tags? They seem to be okay. What happens if you put them inside of the move tags?
I wish for сометхинг тхат мост пеорле сан'т реад!
Offtopic
something Thap Bridge peorle san't READI!
???
Granted but oh wait there is nothing there
I WISH TO NOT BE SCARED BY CREEPYPASTA
Quote from: ProtomanΩ on November 05, 2012, 01:48:31 AM
Granted but oh wait there is nothing there
I WISH TO NOT BE SCARED BY CREEPYPASTA
Granted, but now you are scared by normal pasta.
I wish Mass Effect 4 existed.
Granted but it turns out to be crap.
I wish for FIRE
Granted but...
I wish for water to put on your fire!
Granted but it turns out to be Greek fire so you only make it worse.
I wish for VVVVVV 2.2.
Granted but its a virus
I wi- *shot*
Granted, but the shot was missed.
I wish for ;D (or did somebody else already wish for that?)
Quote from: Dav999 on November 06, 2012, 09:47:45 PM
Granted, but the shot was missed.
I wish for ;D (or did somebody else already wish for that?)
Granted, but your face becomes stuck like that forever.
I wish for Internet 2.
Granted, but there's a big security leak in it, just like in Internet Explorer, and Internet 2 is put out of service as a result.
I wish for a smiley that didn't get stuck.
Granted but it's this (http://distractionware.com/forum/index.php?topic=1162.msg10066#msg10066) smiley
I wish to get that smiley out of my head
Granted but your brain forgets all faces and smileys ever.
I wish for Red vs. Blue Season 11.
Granted but it turns out to be crap
I wish to turn into a TV character named D**py Ho***s
(Fill in the *'s)
Granted, but instead of Derpy Hooves, you get Dappy Hordes.
I wish for cake.
inb4 granted but it's a lie
Granted, but it's too far away. (you were wrong!)
I wish for •.
Granted, but it becomes a black holes.
I wish for BOLDCAPSLOCKPENTANCESWITHNOSPACES
Granted, but it's illegible.
I wish for an idea.
Granted, but you forget it.
I wish for what ever you grant me.
Granted, but I granted you a bomb that exploded and destroyed 200% of every last universe in existence.
I wish to stop going to school
Still got my wish.
Granted, but you lose all knowledge and become a mindless drone.
I wish to press enter to explode.
granted but you use the pulse transmission thingy and press enter while its on your body
i wish to turn into Derpy Hooves
Granted, but you immediatly crash into a building and get broken wings.
I wish for the power of time travel.
Granted, but someone else does, and then you both end up in exactly the same place and the same time, so you both explode.
I wish to corrupt more wishes.
Granted, but you can't corrupt mine, because I don't wish anything.
Quote from: Dav999 on November 08, 2012, 02:52:01 PM
Granted, but you can't corrupt mine, because I don't wish anything.
Granted, but-
ERROR 404: NO WISH FOUND
I wish for annjnnj
Granted but instead of annjnnj its jnnjnna
I wish for ToasterApocalypse to admit he's a brony BECAUSE HE IS
Quote from: ProtomanΩ on November 08, 2012, 09:28:06 PM
Granted but instead of annjnnj its jnnjnna
I wish for ToasterApocalypse to admit he's a brony BECAUSE HE IS
granted but he then stopped being a brony in march because MLP is for girls.
Even if the songs are still stuck in my head.
I WISH FOR NADAFWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Granted, but you chose Renegade instead of Paragon in Mass Effect 1, and now the artifical Rachni Queen is killing the scientists.
I wish for ToasterApocalypse to stop lying and admit he's a brony.
Granted, but then he starts spamming MLP-related spammy spam
I WISH FOR PIZZA
Granted, but it's (insert topping you don't like) surprise.
I WISH FOR THIS WISH TO NOT WORK.
Granted, but then it's granted, there's a paradox, and the universe is destroyed.
I wish to be :viridian:
Granted, but after a few seconds you get tired of people controlling you and making you die again and again.
I wish I wasn't tired right now.
granted but you lose your eyes
I wish for a big-ass meganuke
Granted but it doesn't work.
I wish for Toaster to stop being on the Zim side.
Quote from: ProtomanΩ on November 09, 2012, 11:55:56 PM
Granted but it doesn't work.
I wish for Toaster to stop being on the Zim side.
Wish granted. But the other side's membership expires.
I wish for people who don't push you out of windows.
Granted but ERROR 2:
CORRUPTION NOT FOUND
I wish to find GUTSMAN in my CLOSET
Quote from: ProtomanΩ on November 10, 2012, 03:28:18 AM
Granted but ERROR 2:
CORRUPTION NOT FOUND
I wish to find GUTSMAN in my CLOSET
Wish granted, but he's got no guts.
I wish for flubber.
Granted, but you become flubber.
I wish for a train in Train Simulator 2012 to be edging like a mad c*** (TRYING TO NOT GET BANNED AND GET THE C BOMB OUT)
Granted, but you get banned anyway
I wish for CANDY
Granted but it's expired.
I wish for ToasterApocalypse to delete every last post of his
Granted, but there's only one last post.
I wish you two stopped fighting in the forums, Protoman and Toaster! Seriously, a poll? ???
Quote from: Dav999 on November 11, 2012, 03:59:54 PM
Granted, but there's only one last post.
I wish you two stopped fighting in the forums, Protoman and Toaster! Seriously, a poll? ???
Granted but then protoman changed his username again and started it again.
EDIT: I wish I remembered to wish
Granted but it becomes your only memory and you forget everything you ever learned.
I wish for a Kirby
PS:
Quote from: Dav999 on November 11, 2012, 03:59:54 PM
Granted, but there's only one last post.
I wish you two stopped fighting in the forums, Protoman and Toaster! Seriously, a poll? ???
IT WILL NEVER STOP
Quote from: ProtomanΩ on November 11, 2012, 06:42:02 PM
Granted but it becomes your only memory and you forget everything you ever learned.
I wish for a Kirby
PS: Quote from: Dav999 on November 11, 2012, 03:59:54 PM
Granted, but there's only one last post.
I wish you two stopped fighting in the forums, Protoman and Toaster! Seriously, a poll? ???
IT WILL NEVER STOP
Wish granted, but he was ball of pink yarn.
I wish for MLG skillz!
granted but the genie explodes
i wish for
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Granted but VNHDFKGHVFYUBVGUKBVHTRUIDGTRHDJDRF
I wish for TOASTER TO READ A BOOK
Granted, but it's a picture-only book.
Quote from: Dav1000 on November 11, 2012, 03:59:54 PM
I wish you two stopped fighting in the forums, Protoman and Toaster! Seriously, a poll? ???
I'm all for it. I wish for a fight between Protoman and ToasterApocalypse.
Granted but it takes over the forum and it becomes the Protoman vs. Toaster forum.
I wish for Super Hexagon on Mac
Granted but someone puts a virus in it
I wish for SoulEye to unlock "Need Music Help"
PS:
Quote from: crazyal02 on November 11, 2012, 11:42:11 PM
Granted but it takes over the forum and it becomes the Protoman vs. Toaster forum.
THAT IS AN AWESOME MOVE
Granted but it gets moved every ten minutes.
I wish for a Protoman vs. Toaster Forum.
Granted but ERROR #98765
NO WAY OF CORRUPTION
I wish for Toaster to copy my avatar
Granted, and he pastes it in the recycle bin.
I wish for glue.
Granted, but it's 100% toxic.
I wish for a wish.
Granted, but you already wished for a wish so you can't wish lol
I wish for Toaster to post a video of him eating and crying at the same time
Quote from: ProtomanΩ on November 12, 2012, 02:15:23 PM
Granted, but you already wished for a wish so you can't wish lol
I wish for Toaster to post a video of him eating and crying at the same time
Granted but it's an animation.
I wish--hsiw I
Granted but--tub detnarG
I wish for Toaster to make me some toast with chocolate
Quote from: ProtomanΩ on November 12, 2012, 02:19:13 PM
Granted but--tub detnarG
I wish for Toaster to make me some toast with chocolate
Granted but GIR eats it.
I wish for the 'Mom's Pad' powerup.
Granted but it fails to work.
I wish for :viridian: to punch Toaster
Quote from: ProtomanΩ on November 12, 2012, 02:22:14 PM
Granted but it fails to work.
I wish for :viridian: to punch Toaster
Granted but he punches a toaster, not me.
I wish for the 'Mom's Knife' powerup to appear in devil rooms.
Granted but it's broken.
I wish for
(https://distractionware.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F24.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_m556xm2Lji1rvj3z3o1_250.gif&hash=2befb95fe5df28bc8c2e8160c7b86bfa5b3603b9)
Quote from: ProtomanΩ on November 12, 2012, 02:26:48 PM
Granted but it's broken.
I wish for
(https://distractionware.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F24.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_m556xm2Lji1rvj3z3o1_250.gif&hash=2befb95fe5df28bc8c2e8160c7b86bfa5b3603b9)
granted but he (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhkNLHictW8/)
I wish for INSANITEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Granted but 2insane4you
I wish for a fight. A FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT. FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT -kiss kiss kiss-
Granted but it's a stupid one: "I wish it was raining cannonballs!"
I wish to be an evil overlord
Granted, but you wished for the wish you've just wished, so you don't have an extra one.
I wish for a tongue twister.
Inb4: granted, but it's a Czech one. 'Strč prst skrz krk'. Try to pronounce that! :vermillion:
Quote from: Dav999 on November 12, 2012, 05:40:07 PM
Granted, but you wished for the wish you've just wished, so you don't have an extra one.
I wish for a tongue twister.
Inb4: granted, but it's a Czech one. 'Strč prst skrz krk'. Try to pronounce that! :vermillion:
Quote from: crazyal02 on November 12, 2012, 04:20:17 PM
Granted but it's a stupid one: "I wish it was raining cannonballs!"
I wish to be an evil overlord
You guys do know we cleared that one up already, right?
I wish for JPlus to wish for something.
Quote from: ProtomanΩ on November 12, 2012, 11:39:15 PM
I wish for JPlus to wish for something.
Granted but he dies after.
I fish for food.
You got a trout, because you were fishing for it and not wishing for it. Yea effort.
I wish for a cheese sandwich with ham that is easily accessible by me and is not afflicted with any kind of mould or other type of thing that would reduce its edibility.
Quote from: manofperson on November 13, 2012, 09:07:56 PM
You got a trout, because you were fishing for it and not wishing for it. Yea effort.
I wish for a cheese sandwich with ham that is easily accessible by me and is not afflicted with any kind of mould or other type of thing that would reduce its edibility.
Granted but it turns into a black hole in your mouth and you are warped to a dimension. The good news? You meet :viridian: and his crew.
I wish for a chocolate
penis
Granted, but you lose your teeth and can only suck it.
I wish Protoman felt satisfied that I made a wish.
Granted but I was sarcastic on my satisfication
I wish for another derp that isn't herp
Granted but it becomes hurp instead.
I wish for fireworks.
Granted, but it explodes too soon.
I wish to :) the :( ing ;D.
Granted, but it becomes D:
I wish for something corrupted.
Granted. It is an important file.
I wish I actually wished something in this post.
Granted, but that was your wish :(
I wish for | rof hsiw I
Ｇｒａｎｔｅｄ，ｂｕｔ...
I wish the text above doesn't show up as squares, question marks or gibberish characters.
Granted, but it doesn't show up at all.
I wish to stop overusing the following smiley: (https://distractionware.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffi.somethingawful.com%2Fsafs%2Fsmilies%2F7%2Fe%2Franbowdash.001.png&hash=60e4020f6df5fd38a8cca5dd48b4518cdbfed541)
Granted, bu(https://distractionware.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffi.somethingawful.com%2Fsafs%2Fsmilies%2F7%2Fe%2Franbowdash.001.png&hash=60e4020f6df5fd38a8cca5dd48b4518cdbfed541)(https://distractionware.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffi.somethingawful.com%2Fsafs%2Fsmilies%2F7%2Fe%2Franbowdash.001.png&hash=60e4020f6df5fd38a8cca5dd48b4518cdbfed541)(https://distractionware.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffi.somethingawful.com%2Fsafs%2Fsmilies%2F7%2Fe%2Franbowdash.001.png&hash=60e4020f6df5fd38a8cca5dd48b4518cdbfed541)(https://distractionware.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffi.somethingawful.com%2Fsafs%2Fsmilies%2F7%2Fe%2Franbowdash.001.png&hash=60e4020f6df5fd38a8cca5dd48b4518cdbfed541)(https://distractionware.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffi.somethingawful.com%2Fsafs%2Fsmilies%2F7%2Fe%2Franbowdash.001.png&hash=60e4020f6df5fd38a8cca5dd48b4518cdbfed541)(https://distractionware.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffi.somethingawful.com%2Fsafs%2Fsmilies%2F7%2Fe%2Franbowdash.001.png&hash=60e4020f6df5fd38a8cca5dd48b4518cdbfed541)
I wish for gold.
Granted but it's a type of cheese you don't like
I wish for magical powers
Granted, but the magic spell you learn is turn yourself into poisoned chocolate.
I wish for chocolate that isn't poisoned.
Granted, but :viridian:, :victoria:, :vermillion:, :vitellary:, :verdigris:, :violet:, :'(, and (https://distractionware.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffi.somethingawful.com%2Fsafs%2Fsmilies%2F7%2Fe%2Franbowdash.001.png&hash=60e4020f6df5fd38a8cca5dd48b4518cdbfed541) poison it!
I wish for (https://distractionware.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffi.somethingawful.com%2Fsafs%2Fsmilies%2F7%2Fe%2Franbowdash.001.png&hash=60e4020f6df5fd38a8cca5dd48b4518cdbfed541)
(I overuse the (https://distractionware.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffi.somethingawful.com%2Fsafs%2Fsmilies%2F7%2Fe%2Franbowdash.001.png&hash=60e4020f6df5fd38a8cca5dd48b4518cdbfed541) smiley )
Granted but (https://distractionware.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffi.somethingawful.com%2Fsafs%2Fsmilies%2F7%2Fe%2Franbowdash.001.png&hash=60e4020f6df5fd38a8cca5dd48b4518cdbfed541) makes clones and destroys the forum! Oh no, they're her(https://distractionware.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffi.somethingawful.com%2Fsafs%2Fsmilies%2F7%2Fe%2Franbowdash.001.png&hash=60e4020f6df5fd38a8cca5dd48b4518cdbfed541)(https://distractionware.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffi.somethingawful.com%2Fsafs%2Fsmilies%2F7%2Fe%2Franbowdash.001.png&hash=60e4020f6df5fd38a8cca5dd48b4518cdbfed541)(https://distractionware.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffi.somethingawful.com%2Fsafs%2Fsmilies%2F7%2Fe%2Franbowdash.001.png&hash=60e4020f6df5fd38a8cca5dd48b4518cdbfed541)(https://distractionware.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffi.somethingawful.com%2Fsafs%2Fsmilies%2F7%2Fe%2Franbowdash.001.png&hash=60e4020f6df5fd38a8cca5dd48b4518cdbfed541)(https://distractionware.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffi.somethingawful.com%2Fsafs%2Fsmilies%2F7%2Fe%2Franbowdash.001.png&hash=60e4020f6df5fd38a8cca5dd48b4518cdbfed541)(https://distractionware.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffi.somethingawful.com%2Fsafs%2Fsmilies%2F7%2Fe%2Franbowdash.001.png&hash=60e4020f6df5fd38a8cca5dd48b4518cdbfed541)
I wish for a portal gun.
Granted but you get portaled to pony land.
But it's that horrible fanfiction Cupcakes. You are the one that dies.
dnuos rof hsiw I
Quote from: ToasterApocalypse on November 14, 2012, 12:11:29 PM
dnuos rof hsiw I
Granted, but it's not a little bit of sound, in fact: it's a screamer!
I wish i wasn't busy right now.
Quote from: Dav999 on November 14, 2012, 06:04:35 PM
Quote from: ToasterApocalypse on November 14, 2012, 12:11:29 PM
dnuos rof hsiw I
Granted, but it's not a little bit of sound, in fact: it's a screamer!
I wish i wasn't busy right now.
Granted but your face swells up and it looks like
(https://distractionware.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.derekyu.com%2Fimages%2Fart%2Fpixel%2Ffu-offended.gif&hash=8421fdbb637cce87b6a853e71c70c57c3a4d5fd6)
I wish for aRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR I AM A PIRARE
Granted but you are arrested for downloading illegal movies illegally and sinking other ships.
I wish for ToasterApocalypse to bow down to me!
Granted but you don't get Long Fall Boots so when you try the infinite fall trick you get crushed to death
I wish for Long Fall Boots
Granted, but then you try the infinite fall trick.
I wish there was no 'Last Edit' under my posts when I change them within 3 minutes after posting!
Quote from: Dav999 on November 15, 2012, 04:43:04 PM
Granted, but then you try the infinite fall trick.
I wish there was no 'Last Edit' under my posts when I change them within 3 minutes after posting!
granted but Petrikov comes and eats it, while vomiting vowels at you.
I wish for gosts
Granted but they kill you.
I wish for death to kill Glass Joe.
granted but he comes back in the next game.
I wish for Glass Joe in VVVVVV
Granted but Space blows him up
I wish for bold, underlined, and strikethrough text.
Quote from: ProtomanΩ on November 15, 2012, 10:30:51 PM
Granted but Space blows him up
I wish for bold, underlined, and strikethrough text.
Granted, but it's itallic too.I wish I didn't overdo this wish!
Granted, but Derpy Hooves commits crime to the text and kills you I did instead.
I wish to go to hell triforce.
Granted, but the alt codes disappear!
I wish for copypasta.
Granted, but it happens to be the whole video description for Suicide Mouse, instead of a copypasta.
Quote from: ToasterApocalypse on November 14, 2012, 12:11:29 PM
Granted but you get portaled to pony land.
But it's that horrible fanfiction Cupcakes. You are the one that dies.
I wish to go to Ponyland and not end up in Cupcakes.
Or Sweet Apple Massacre.
Or any over crap I don't care about.
Quote from: ProtomanΩ on November 16, 2012, 02:17:51 AM
Granted, but it happens to be the whole video description for Suicide Mouse, instead of a copypasta.
Quote from: ToasterApocalypse on November 14, 2012, 12:11:29 PM
Granted but you get portaled to pony land.
But it's that horrible fanfiction Cupcakes. You are the one that dies.
I wish to go to Ponyland and not end up in Cupcakes.
Or Sweet Apple Massacre.
Or any over crap I don't care about.
Granted, but you take a massive leak that explodes the ponyland. (yay!)
I wish for
this
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but then Terry disables the move tag.
I wish for :viridian: :victoria: :vermillion: :vitellary: :verdigris: :violet: :shiny:
Quote from: Dav999 on November 16, 2012, 03:52:08 PM
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but then Terry disables the move tag.
I wish for :viridian: :victoria: :vermillion: :vitellary: :verdigris: :violet: :shiny:
Granted, but...
:viridian: eats the :shiny:
:victoria: never stops :'( and suicides off your house.
:vitellary: never gets off your computer for science research.
:vermillion: is never in your house, he's always exploring.
:verdigris: sleeps in your chair.
:violet: murders your mother and feeds you lollipops until you die
I wish for aiaiaiaaiai
Granted, but you used one a too many.
I wish :viridian: went to Soviet Russia so :shiny: eats him!
Quote from: Dav999 on November 16, 2012, 06:22:12 PM
Granted, but you used one a too many.
I wish :viridian: went to Soviet Russia so :shiny: eats him!
granted but soviet russia jokes smell like (https://distractionware.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fblog.uandmephotography.net%2Fwp-content%2Fplugins%2Ftango-smileys-extended%2Ftango24%2Fpoop.png&hash=e49cd8e0850c45350e007278894cbb063c3c5c35)
I wish for a petrikov
Granted but then you get teleported into the main menu
I wish to be James Bond
Quote from: crazyal02 on November 17, 2012, 03:19:57 PM
Granted but then you get teleported into the main menu
I wish to be James Bond
Granted but the Phage destroy Earth afterwards
I wish to destroy the True Warp Gate
Quote from: ToasterApocalypse on November 17, 2012, 03:25:39 PM
Quote from: crazyal02 on November 17, 2012, 03:19:57 PM
Granted but then you get teleported into the main menu
I wish to be James Bond
Granted but the Phage destroy Earth afterwards
I wish to destroy the True Warp Gate
Granted, but it was a replica with the sign "True Warp Gate"
I wish for a squeeezy!
Quote from: Vex69 on November 20, 2012, 03:46:09 PM
Quote from: ToasterApocalypse on November 17, 2012, 03:25:39 PM
Quote from: crazyal02 on November 17, 2012, 03:19:57 PM
Granted but then you get teleported into the main menu
I wish to be James Bond
Granted but the Phage destroy Earth afterwards
I wish to destroy the True Warp Gate
Granted, but it was a replica with the sign "True Warp Gate"
I wish for a squeeezy!
Granted but the Phage destroyed it because I didn't destroy the True Warp Gate
I wish I could actually destroy the Warp Gate this time
Granted, but you die before you can.
I wish for endless Chicken Nuggets.
Quote from: ProtomanΩ on November 20, 2012, 04:33:57 PM
Granted, but you die before you can.
I wish for endless Chicken Nuggets.
Granted but because I died I couldn't destroy the warp gate and stop the Phage, the Phage destroyed them
I wish for EXPLOD
Granted but *explosion*
I wish GIR to get back in his dog costume BEFORE I VIOLENTLY STUFF HIM IN IT
Quote from: ProtomanΩ on November 20, 2012, 08:29:46 PM
Granted but *explosion*
I wish GIR to get back in his dog costume BEFORE I VIOLENTLY STUFF HIM IN IT
Granted but he endlessly annoys (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAeU0CjyaEE) you.
I wish for ahahahaahahah I wish for ahahahahahaha I wish I stopped ahahahahaha laughing teeehee
Granted but you don't laugh again and died.
I wish that video ToasterApocalypse linked to didn't actually make me laugh so hard.
Quote from: ProtomanΩ on November 21, 2012, 06:04:18 PM
Granted but you don't laugh again and died.
I wish that video ToasterApocalypse linked to didn't actually make me laugh so hard.
Granted but doodee (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jY-ER-059Xo&feature=relmfu)
I wish for doodee
Granted but it murders you
I wish for Toaster to find the Tails Doll
Quote from: ProtomanΩ on November 22, 2012, 01:16:13 AM
Granted but it murders you
I wish for Toaster to find the Tails Doll
Wish granted, but it was Tail's Doll.
I wish for Skittlez!
Quote from: Vex69 on November 22, 2012, 03:06:39 AM
Quote from: ProtomanΩ on November 22, 2012, 01:16:13 AM
Granted but it murders you
I wish for Toaster to find the Tails Doll
Wish granted, but it was Tail's Doll.
I wish for Skittlez!
Granted but you don't taste the rainbow
I wish for dooooooom (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqcn_TPu4qQ)
Granted, but you try to it and you accidentally yourself
I wish for Toaster to play with this:
(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRT7t4X8YpUvtRoN-w-afuQjUTCL-EMycAZXJLQjJPIMxv9T2_z)
Quote from: ProtomanΩ on November 22, 2012, 02:07:37 PM
Granted, but you try to it and you accidentally yourself
I wish for Toaster to play with this:
(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRT7t4X8YpUvtRoN-w-afuQjUTCL-EMycAZXJLQjJPIMxv9T2_z)
granted but he 'plays' with it in an entirely different manner, if you catch my drift. :-*
I wish for drugs
Quote from: ToasterApocalypse on November 22, 2012, 02:11:14 PM
Quote from: ProtomanΩ on November 22, 2012, 02:07:37 PM
Granted, but you try to it and you accidentally yourself
I wish for Toaster to play with this:
(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRT7t4X8YpUvtRoN-w-afuQjUTCL-EMycAZXJLQjJPIMxv9T2_z)
granted but he 'plays' with it in an entirely different manner, if you catch my drift. :-*
I wish for drugs
Wish granted, but they were legal.
I wish ToasterApocalypse would go to rehab.
Granted,but last for 1 hours