THE TRINKETS ARE FAAAAKE

[A quite MEDICal Derpfish]

THEY'RE MADE OF PLASTIC

I MUST WARN YOU

[Fussmatte]

fail

[A quite MEDICal Derpfish]

fail

And what was it that I failed? YOU HAVE NO PROOF! 

[Fussmatte]

fail

And what was it that I failed? YOU HAVE NO PROOF! 

The title of the thread

[A quite MEDICal Derpfish]

fail

And what was it that I failed? YOU HAVE NO PROOF! 

The title of the thread

oh shit

for now, enjoy the crewmen doing the ohno

[UberHacker]

              WHERE'S THE EVIDENCE?!?
YOUR BASIC WILL NOT SAVE YOU NOW!!!

[Fussmatte]

              WHERE'S THE EVIDENCE?!?
YOUR BASIC WILL NOT SAVE YOU NOW!!!

Shut up

[UberHacker]

              WHERE'S THE EVIDENCE?!?
YOUR BASIC WILL NOT SAVE YOU NOW!!!

Shut up

You have yet to give me compelling reason to use it...

[A quite MEDICal Derpfish]

              WHERE'S THE EVIDENCE?!?
YOUR BASIC WILL NOT SAVE YOU NOW!!!

Shut up

You have yet to give me compelling reason to use it...

because learning multiple program languages at least sounds fun/awesome/cool/alloftheabove?

[Fussmatte]

              WHERE'S THE EVIDENCE?!?
YOUR BASIC WILL NOT SAVE YOU NOW!!!

Shut up

You have yet to give me compelling reason to use it...

Because it's the best thing to use for text games? And I don't think you're using in the right context.
Anyways, this thread is useless. Also, Butterfinger-flavoured icecream is the best damned thing I've ever consumed.

Warning - while you were typing a new reply has been posted. You may wish to review your post. no

because learning multiple program languages at least sounds fun/awesome/cool/alloftheabove?

this

[UberHacker]

              WHERE'S THE EVIDENCE?!?
YOUR BASIC WILL NOT SAVE YOU NOW!!!

Shut up

You have yet to give me compelling reason to use it...

Because it's the best thing to use for text games? And I don't think you're using in the right context.
Anyways, this thread is useless. Also, Butterfinger-flavoured icecream is the best damned thing I've ever consumed.

Warning - while you were typing a new reply has been posted. You may wish to review your post. no

because learning multiple program languages at least sounds fun/awesome/cool/alloftheabove?

this

1) Shell programming is better for text games if you ask me (which you are)
2) I needed an excuse to use . Forget context!
3) The split-pea soup* I had for dinner was better (homemade + ham = mmm)
4)

*Although the lemon meringue yogurt I'm eating isn't bad either...

[Fussmatte]

              WHERE'S THE EVIDENCE?!?
YOUR BASIC WILL NOT SAVE YOU NOW!!!

Shut up

You have yet to give me compelling reason to use it...

Because it's the best thing to use for text games? And I don't think you're using in the right context.
Anyways, this thread is useless. Also, Butterfinger-flavoured icecream is the best damned thing I've ever consumed.

Warning - while you were typing a new reply has been posted. You may wish to review your post. no

because learning multiple program languages at least sounds fun/awesome/cool/alloftheabove?

this

1) Shell programming is better for text games if you ask me (which you are)
2) I needed an excuse to use . Forget context!
3) The split-pea soup I had for dinner was better (homemade + ham = mmm)
4)

1) no
2) no
3) no
4) NO

[A quite MEDICal Derpfish]

              WHERE'S THE EVIDENCE?!?
YOUR BASIC WILL NOT SAVE YOU NOW!!!

Shut up

You have yet to give me compelling reason to use it...

Because it's the best thing to use for text games? And I don't think you're using in the right context.
Anyways, this thread is useless. Also, Butterfinger-flavoured icecream is the best damned thing I've ever consumed.

Warning - while you were typing a new reply has been posted. You may wish to review your post. no

because learning multiple program languages at least sounds fun/awesome/cool/alloftheabove?

this

1) Shell programming is better for text games if you ask me (which you are)
2) I needed an excuse to use . Forget context!
3) The split-pea soup I had for dinner was better (homemade + ham = mmm)
4)

5)

Oh no, something dirty is gonna happen...

I call not cleaning it!

No fair!

Warning - while you were typing a new reply has been posted. You may wish to review your post.

WELL FUCK YOU TOO

[Fussmatte]

5)

Oh no, something dirty is gonna happen...

I call not cleaning it!

No fair!

[A quite MEDICal Derpfish]

5)

Oh no, something dirty is gonna happen...

I call not cleaning it!

No fair!

Print "Somebody help me! I've been trapped in a BASIC program!"

But you're the only one on the ship other than Verdigris who can program, and Verdigris is... uh... busy...

Print "Nooooo!"