VVVVVV Haikus

[madamluna]

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a fateful trip
From this interstellar port
Aboard this tiny ship.

The mate was a mighty sailing man,
The captain brave and sure.
Six crewmates set sail that day
For a three hour tour, a three hour tour.

Interference started getting rough,
The tiny ship was tossed,
If not for the courage of the fearless crew
The Souleye would be lost, the Souleye would be lost.

The ship was teleported to VVVVVV
With Viridian
and Victoria,
Vermillion and Violet too
Verdigris,
The professor and all the rest
Here on Dimension V.

I'm so sorry

[StephenM3]

I think this should just be the VVVVVV poetry thread :3

I agree.

It's ten o'clock in Dublin
It's almost two for me
It's only noon in Honolulu
10th of January.

[SoulEye]

Way to highjack a thread, you evil dominators! 

[DeceasedCrab]

Way to highjack a thread, you evil dominators! 

C-C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!!

The game is out now
You can enjoy the game now
I hope you like spikes

Intermission one
Might be a little bit hard
Maybe Murderous

You know what? Screw Haiku:

We can flip if we want to
We can leave your crew behind
Cause your crew don't flip
And if they don't flip
Well they're, no crew of mine
I say
We can go where we want to
Dimension they will never find
And we can act like we come from VVVVVV
Leave our old world far behind
And we can flip
And Sing!

[The Brass]

doing things the hard way
had practice, will be easy
what, he changed it? splat

[VAgentZero]

Viridian is
happy; he flips and he flips
Ouch!  That's gotta hurt.

What lies beneath? You
ask me, and I must know it
Spikes do!  What a shock.

Let's try this again
Goddammit Vitellary
You motherfucker

[StephenM3]

Let's try this again
Goddammit Vitellary
You motherfucker

We all know exactly what room you're talking about.

[VAgentZero]

This is hard, Violet.
Don't know if I can press on.
Sweet!  A lollipop!

[madamluna]

Let's try this again
Goddammit Vitellary
You motherfucker

Hahaha, I love it.

Tell me what to do!
I follow where you lead me;
Oh wait, are those spikes--

[SoulEye]

Memento mori, lets face it
Are not all things swallowed up
In spikey death?

[MrPiglet]

same spike, same puncture
grimacing, flipped again,
frowned upside down

[GenerationV]

I keep on flipping
Keep on hitting those damn spikes
Boy, this game is hard.

[VAgentZero]

Up, up and away
Veni, vidi, vici! Wait --
Gotta go back down!

Victoria, will
you ever realize that
tears get you nowhere?

[VAgentZero]

Just wait until you
Reach "Doing Things The Hard Way"
Watch your death count soar!

[Sakura-Sun]

All crew members found,
But something is not right...
You find that the brave captain
has disappeared out of sight!

He is all alone in an unknown area,
Going forever as the eye can see,
But a little searching and wandering,
he finds an interface,
it might let the ship free!

A little clickity-clakity from the keyboard,
And ignoring the persuasion...
BANG!
Uh oh that's not good!
You better get out of there Viridian!