Villi Headcanons

[Fussmatte]

I make too many topics
Kayya/Vermilion and I have been talking and somehow it turned into Villi years v. Pony Human years.

0-4 is baby
5-10-young kid (velvet at 8 (6))
11-14 is kid (victoria at 14 (12))
15-19 is teen (everypony everyone else 'cept vermilion)
20-98 is adult (vermilion at 20 (18))
98 is when villis die

Yes, apparently she thinks Victoria is a kid. And Vermilion is an adult. And everypony everyone else is a teenager.

_{(Ponify strikes again!)}

[Epsilon]

0-4 is baby
5-10-young kid (velvet at 8 (6))
11-14 is kid (victoria at 14 (12))
15-19 is teen (everyone else 'cept vermilion)
20-98 is adult (vermilion at 20 (18))
98 is when villis die

HERE LET ME TELL MORE THINGS
Victoria is 14 (12), Viridian is 15 (13), Violet is 16 (14), Verdigris is 17 (15), Vitellary is 18 (16) and Vermilion is 20 (18)
MIND BLOWN BY MY HEADCANONS

[Fussmatte]

So, would a 1 year old Villi be -1 in human years?

[Epsilon]

So, would a 1 year old Villi be -1 in human years?

no they'd actually be 0
until they're 3 they're 0 in human
then they're 1

[Fussmatte]

That sounds weird to me...

[Epsilon]

That sounds weird to me...

EVERYTHING IN VILLI SOUNDS WEIRD TO PEOPLE
edit: id post examples but
i dunno

[Fussmatte]

I still don't understand why the crew is mostly made up of teenagers, or why the second-youngest crew member would be chosen as a captain... Maybe I just don't have any common sense

[Epsilon]

its called they were good at their positions
and they chose to go on an adventure together
also you should change the topic title to something more relevant on what were talking about

[Fussmatte]

also you should change the topic title to something more relevant on what were talking about

Done

[Epsilon]

also you should change the topic title to something more relevant on what were talking about

Done

I SWEAR, ONE DAY, DOORMAT. ONE. DAY.
now change it to "villi headcanons of kayyas because thats all shes going to ramble about"

[Fussmatte]

I SWEAR, ONE DAY, DOORMAT. ONE. DAY.

_{[/stolenfromtoaster]}

[Epsilon]

 

ANYWAYS
shall i ramble on about my headcanons?

off topic: the threads are no fun without derpfish 

[Fussmatte]

TERRY UNBAN DERPFISH IT'S BORING AROUND HERE
start rambling

[Epsilon]

TERRY UNBAN DERPFISH IT'S BORING AROUND HERE

its just 5 days
...5 days...
WELL ANYWAYS

1. Villis are about 2 ft tall. Averagely.
2. Their internet, no matter where, can connect to our internet. Who knows? Maybe I'm a Villi!
3. They are furry. Fluffy. Mammalian. Happy Viridian, Sad Viridian, Little ball o' fluff, he loves his trinkets and he can't get enough!
4. They come in colours of the rainbow. ... Okay, they can come in any colour known to mankind.
thats just 4 i'm not posting them all right away.

[Fussmatte]

3. They are furry. Fluffy. Mammalian.

/doesnotsupporttheory
But if you had wrote "They are furries" I would've LOL'd