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Title: Who's online
Post by: Dav999 on August 05, 2012, 08:58:48 pm
I thought this would be fun to share. So, I looked who was online 23 hours ago, and I saw that half of the people online were viewing my profile :viridian: Seems like I'm popular... :P


(http://d2bm3ljpacyxu8.cloudfront.net/width/640/crop/0,0,640x960/afbeeldinge.webs.com/foto-2.PNG)
Title: Re: Who's online
Post by: ToasterApocalypse on August 05, 2012, 09:08:10 pm
I thought this would be fun to share. So, I looked who was online 23 hours ago, and I saw that half of the people online were viewing my profile :viridian: Seems like I'm popular... :P


(http://d2bm3ljpacyxu8.cloudfront.net/width/640/crop/0,0,640x960/afbeeldinge.webs.com/foto-2.PNG)

That's because you use internal script and stuff
yeee
Title: Re: Who's online
Post by: Dav999 on August 05, 2012, 09:14:27 pm
It's still funny, I've never seen Terry have so many profile views simultaneously.
Title: Re: Who's online
Post by: FIQ on August 05, 2012, 09:23:44 pm
It's still funny, I've never seen Terry have so many profile views simultaneously.
To poof the fun, I think it's search spiders that link scan (you showed up at the bottom @ who's online you know :P)
Title: Re: Who's online
Post by: Dav999 on August 05, 2012, 09:55:42 pm
To poof the fun, I think it's search spiders that link scan (you showed up at the bottom @ who's online you know :P)

Did you mean the top? ???
Title: Re: Who's online
Post by: FIQ on August 05, 2012, 09:57:29 pm
To poof the fun, I think it's search spiders that link scan (you showed up at the bottom @ who's online you know :P)

Did you mean the top? ???
No, I mean the bottom. The bottom of the forum index.
Title: Re: Who's online
Post by: Dav999 on August 05, 2012, 10:09:34 pm
Well, I'm a little bit closer to the top of 'Most Time Online'! I'm about to have spent more time online than you :vermillion:
Title: Re: Who's online
Post by: FIQ on August 05, 2012, 11:16:15 pm
Well, I'm a little bit closer to the top of 'Most Time Online'! I'm about to have spent more time online than you :vermillion:
That can be solved easily
Title: Re: Who's online
Post by: ToasterApocalypse on August 05, 2012, 11:55:45 pm
I'm going to catch up to you two  :vermillion:

...Just not today, maybe.
Title: Re: Who's online
Post by: Dav999 on August 06, 2012, 10:16:16 am
(http://skepticon.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/knapp01.png)
Title: Re: Who's online
Post by: blue626 on August 06, 2012, 03:20:25 pm
I already have more time online than FIQ, unless he/she has passed through me. I have almost 4 days online! :vermillion: :vitellary: I really like reading and posting in this forum.

EDIT: Wow, FIQ really did pass trough me! :vitellary: :verdigris: He/she only has more 40 min. than me, though. And I have more than 4 days online! :vitellary:

Well, I'm a little bit closer to the top of 'Most Time Online'! I'm about to have spent more time online than you :vermillion:

You'll need some time to reach 2nd place, and, then, it's impossible to reach 1st place (check the forum stats to see why)!

EDIT 2: Maybe people look at your profile because you post much frequently. Looking at your profile, you post almost 5 posts/day in average! Or, maybe Toaster is right, it's because you know much about internal scripting.

EDIT 3:
Well, I'm a little bit closer to the top of 'Most Time Online'! I'm about to have spent more time online than you :vermillion:
That can be solved easily

How? ??? Are you going to cheat?

EDIT 4 ( :o ): I see that some people seem to do nothing, but still appear in the "Who's online" list. Maybe it'ws because they didn't logout, but, instead closed the window/tab. Or, maybe, they didn't ebven close the window/tab, and they were erased from the list because they were inactive for >15 minutes
Title: Re: Who's online
Post by: Pyrite on August 06, 2012, 07:32:36 pm
Terry's always #1 because they never close the browser or log off.
Title: Re: Who's online
Post by: Dav999 on August 07, 2012, 06:41:02 am
Fortunately for you, Terry, I'll never get "The Most Time on the Forum" spot. 100 days?!

Yeah, I'm not sure what's up with that. I think it's due to the way I passively browse the internet, opening dozens of tabs at a time. I'm the "most time online" on pretty much every forum I visit.

That's more or less what I do too! :D
Title: Re: Who's online
Post by: blue626 on August 07, 2012, 10:58:11 am
Okay ... Why does FIQ have more 18 hours online than he/she had yesterday?!?! :vitellary:  He/she probably stayed logged in, left the window/tab open and didn't turn off the computer for 18 hours. FIQ really cheated. Or, perhaps he did that by accident...

Fortunately for you, Terry, I'll never get "The Most Time on the Forum" spot. 100 days?!

Yeah, I'm not sure what's up with that. I think it's due to the way I passively browse the internet, opening dozens of tabs at a time. I'm the "most time online" on pretty much every forum I visit.

That's more or less what I do too! :D


That explains how you have 3 days and 16 hours online while you have been registered only for 1 month.
Title: Re: Who's online
Post by: FIQ on August 07, 2012, 01:01:13 pm
I told you that it was solved easily. :P

Oh, and if I continue like I do, I'll pass Terry in like 200 days.
Title: Re: Who's online
Post by: blue626 on August 07, 2012, 02:15:27 pm
I would consider that as cheating. But, you already did it. Also, I sometimes do that accidentally (I forget to log out), or, I forget to log out while I'm just lurking and I'm sure I wouldn't need to post anything. Consider that my real amount of time online is somewhere around 3 days and 14 hours (it says that my amount of time online is 4 days and 2 hours).
Title: Re: Who's online
Post by: Dav999 on August 07, 2012, 07:25:02 pm
Cheating world be like... Changing the time manually as an administrator. Not forgetting to log off. :)
Title: Re: Who's online
Post by: Dav999 on August 17, 2012, 11:05:19 am
WTH? ??? Is someone from the future logging into the forum?

(http://d2bm3ljpacyxu8.cloudfront.net/width/908/crop/0,0,908x523/afbeeldinge.webs.com/Schermafbeelding%202012-08-17%20om%2013.01.17.png)
Title: Re: Who's online
Post by: blue626 on August 17, 2012, 11:43:50 am
 :o ??? All the times are in the same timezone, am I right? If so, then that must be an SMF (Simple Machines Forums) glitch. Or, that member is some kind of spambot... I don't know.
Btw: Have you noticed that there were many guests logging into the forum? I don't understand how a guest can do nothing or nothing that members could see...

EDIT: It's still logging in, as well as other guests. Weird, it's ≈12h 10min. in the future :o ???.
Title: Re: Who's online
Post by: Dav999 on August 17, 2012, 12:05:12 pm
Yes, everything is in my time zone. I think it is a date bug. Y2K+12 arrived! :vitellary:
Title: Re: Who's online
Post by: Dav999 on August 17, 2012, 12:11:11 pm
Another strange thing: how can a logged in user be logging into the forum? ???

(http://d2bm3ljpacyxu8.cloudfront.net/width/908/crop/0,0,908x366/afbeeldinge.webs.com/Logging%20in.png)

Who's online is doing strange things today...
Title: Re: Who's online
Post by: blue626 on August 17, 2012, 09:19:32 pm
Perhaps he tried to login, but didn't write the password right, but wrote the username right. I don't know if the member, in that case, is appeared in the "Who's online", but if it does, that's the reason.
Also, I noticed that one guest is doing an unknown action. Weird. I still don't know how guests can do nothing or nothing members can see.

I think it is a date bug. Y2K+12 arrived! :vitellary:

 ??? Y2K+12? Do you mean the following?
Y2K+12 = Year 2x1000+12 = Year 2012
But, 2012 arrived 8 months and 16 days (and some hours) ago! What did you mean?
What does that have to do withdate bugs?
Oh, and I think that guest is still logging into the forum, and time and date are still the same! :vitellary:
Title: Re: Who's online
Post by: Hilbert on August 18, 2012, 05:53:29 pm
Probably something only terry can see. :P
Title: Re: Who's online
Post by: blue626 on September 24, 2012, 07:01:19 pm
Bump! I checked "Who's Online", and... Dav999's date was in the future! Maybe it has to do with time zones?

Probably something only terry can see. :P

Now that bumped this, I'll reply.
Were you replying to this?

I still don't know how guests can do nothing or nothing members can see.

Perhaps it is something only Terry can see.
Use quotes!
Title: Re: Who's online
Post by: Dav999 on September 24, 2012, 07:29:06 pm
Bump! I checked "Who's Online", and... Dav999's date was in the future! Maybe it has to do with time zones?

Wow. I just wanted to post about this:

(http://d2bm3ljpacyxu8.cloudfront.net/width/908/crop/0,0,908x529/afbeeldinge.webs.com/what%20the.png)

All I can say is: None of you can see what I'm doing 04:34:20! (I could just change my settings to hide my status, but yeah.)

And no: it has nothing to do with time zones.

Probably something only terry can see. :P

Now that bumped this, I'll reply.
Were you replying to this?

I still don't know how guests can do nothing or nothing members can see.

Perhaps it is something only Terry can see.
Use quotes!

If you change the address to distractionware.com/forum/index.php?action=thiscanbeanything, you will be listed as 'nothing, or nothing you can see'. It also happens if admins view the control panel and you're not an admin yourself, because normal users (or guests) don't have access to it.
Title: Re: Who's online
Post by: Dav999 on September 24, 2012, 09:27:24 pm
My time in the who's online list is normal again! I still don't know what caused it, though.
Title: Re: Who's online
Post by: Dav999 on September 25, 2012, 03:22:26 pm
Uuuhm...? ??? Since when can guests post?

(http://d2bm3ljpacyxu8.cloudfront.net/width/908/crop/0,0,908x417/afbeeldinge.webs.com/can%20guests%20post.png)
Title: Re: Who's online
Post by: blue626 on September 25, 2012, 06:16:47 pm
Uuuhm...? ??? Since when can guests post?

(http://d2bm3ljpacyxu8.cloudfront.net/width/908/crop/0,0,908x417/afbeeldinge.webs.com/can%20guests%20post.png)

That's very weird! :o ??? When I'm logged out and read a thread, the reply button disappeared (as well as the quotre and the new thread and new poll buttons, probably).
 :vitellary: How is that even possible?!
Title: Re: Who's online
Post by: Dav999 on September 25, 2012, 06:39:46 pm
:vitellary: I don't know...
But I have an idea.

Maybe it has something to do with changing the address? I will test this out.
Title: Re: Who's online
Post by: Bearboy on September 25, 2012, 06:48:52 pm
maybe they changed there name to "Guest"

I'll do that right now.
Title: Re: Who's online
Post by: Dav999 on September 25, 2012, 07:22:28 pm
Then it would show a green square!

OT:
My 538th post! (there is a radio channel called Radio 538 here)
Title: Re: Who's online
Post by: Dav999 on September 26, 2012, 03:54:02 pm
Maybe it has something to do with changing the address? I will test this out.

I tested it out, and these were the results:

I logged off on my iPod
On my computer, I went to reply to a post
I copied the address to my iPod, and I got sent to the login page
On my computer, I went to Who's online and it said the guest was viewing the board index.

So, that doesn't work. Maybe it's just a strange glitch, just like the future dates bug.
Title: Re: Who's online
Post by: Bearboy on September 26, 2012, 04:55:33 pm
um, dav, you have 2 post counts.

WHICH ONE IS REAL?!
Title: Re: Who's online
Post by: Dav999 on September 26, 2012, 05:35:18 pm
um, dav, you have 2 post counts.

WHICH ONE IS REAL?!

That's the question! :vermillion:

You just changed your avatar!

By the way, what does 'Kantplok' mean? ???
Title: Re: Who's online
Post by: Bearboy on September 26, 2012, 05:51:32 pm
lol i dunno I didnt know what to type in.  :D
Title: Re: Who's online
Post by: blue626 on September 26, 2012, 06:13:04 pm
um, dav, you have 2 post counts.

WHICH ONE IS REAL?!

Spoiler: The lower one is the personal text! :D

Other Off-topic: I noticed you changed you changed your user name to "Bearman" and then changed it to "Bearboy" again and changed your avatar and personal text.
(I had to say this somewhere...)
Title: Re: Who's online
Post by: Dav999 on October 01, 2012, 05:58:03 pm
Explain this image? ??? :o

(http://d2bm3ljpacyxu8.cloudfront.net/width/908/crop/0,0,908x523/afbeeldinge.webs.com/explain-1.png)

I'm definitely online, but I'm not listed in who's online. Also, there's a guest with a date in the future! AND LOOK AT THE TIME? (It says 14:16:16, but it's supposed to be something like 19:46! :o And everything is supposed to be in the same time zone!)

That's three glitches in one image! :vitellary:
Title: Re: Who's online
Post by: N on October 02, 2012, 11:22:41 pm
Explain this image? ??? :o

(http://d2bm3ljpacyxu8.cloudfront.net/width/908/crop/0,0,908x523/afbeeldinge.webs.com/explain-1.png)

I'm definitely online, but I'm not listed in who's online. Also, there's a guest with a date in the future! AND LOOK AT THE TIME? (It says 14:16:16, but it's supposed to be something like 19:46! :o And everything is supposed to be in the same time zone!)

That's three glitches in one image! :vitellary:

he haxored the site
Title: Re: Who's online
Post by: Dav999 on October 06, 2012, 08:56:38 am
Terry and a guest have a time in the future!
Title: Re: Who's online
Post by: blue626 on October 06, 2012, 11:08:14 am
That's at least the 3rd time I see this. It isn't mentioned anywhere on the SMF Community (on the "Bug Reports" board)! :o If it happens so rarely that it wasn't mentioned the why did it happen 3 times here?!
Title: Re: Who's online
Post by: Dav999 on October 15, 2012, 08:43:30 pm
How did I do this? :viridian:

(http://imageshack.us/a/img29/9333/foto6t.png)
Title: Re: Who's online
Post by: blue626 on October 16, 2012, 10:04:19 pm
You wrote action=register after the address or something similar!
I was thinking that you annually wrote the address, so I went to who's online and replace "who" with "register" in the address. And it said registration agreement after the address (I'm using Safari)!
After that, I pressed enter and it went to the forum index. The I went to who's online and it said that I was registering for a new account!!

EDIT: Why would you have 34 sites open at the same time?!
Also, I see that I was online, but I wasn't really online, as I closed my computer without logging off. I was right...
Title: Re: Who's online
Post by: Dav999 on October 16, 2012, 10:26:09 pm
You wrote action=register after the address or something similar!

Exactly!

EDIT: Why would you have 34 sites open at the same time?!

Meet my way of browsing :D Those tabs were just old sites that I never closed off. Even sites from a month or two ago! :o What would happen if I go above 99?

EDIT: I just tested it. If you have more than 99 tabs, it displays a smiley: :)

:D
Title: Re: Who's online
Post by: Dav999 on October 20, 2012, 10:39:31 am
Another glitch:

(http://imageshack.us/a/img267/3062/yesxa.png)

4 guests, 0 users. While I'm online! And look at the times! The time was 10:44, and the forum said it was 02:44 ??? (and no, I didn't change my time zone for this, it's supposed to be the same)

(http://imageshack.us/a/img853/2475/yes2i.png)

This just doesn't make sense at all. The time isn't right, I'm not listed as online, and guests with a time in the future are at the bottom of the list. ???
Title: Re: Who's online
Post by: Hilbert on October 24, 2012, 11:59:06 am
Try typing
Code: [Select]
http://distractionware.com/forum/index.php?action=unknown in the address bar and go to who's online :D
Title: Re: Who's online
Post by: N on October 24, 2012, 09:20:25 pm
Pfft...
Title: Re: Who's online
Post by: Dav999 on October 24, 2012, 10:06:50 pm
What about action=dsbrgyevtsjdebehdhvfreqc?
Title: Re: Who's online
Post by: N on October 25, 2012, 12:12:41 am
...tffP
Title: Re: Who's online
Post by: Dav999 on November 10, 2012, 11:51:56 am
There are two guests with times in the future! One of them is doing 'Nothing, or nothing you can see...' Seriously, why does that happen?
Title: Re: Who's online
Post by: N on November 10, 2012, 12:46:18 pm
I DONT KNOW WHY
Title: Re: Who's online
Post by: blue626 on November 10, 2012, 05:06:41 pm
This should be reported...
Title: Re: Who's online
Post by: N on November 10, 2012, 07:01:32 pm
This should be reported...
:'(
Title: Re: Who's online
Post by: blue626 on November 10, 2012, 07:05:52 pm
This should be reported...
:'(

...Did you understand what I said?... I think I should have explained better.
I tried to say that the glitch mentioned (that happened arious times) should be reported to the SMF community so that it can be fixed in a future version of SMF. Do you understand now?
Title: Re: Who's online
Post by: N on November 11, 2012, 01:55:56 am
This should be reported...
:'(

...Did you understand what I said?... I think I should have explained better.
I tried to say that the glitch mentioned (that happened arious times) should be reported to the SMF community so that it can be fixed in a future version of SMF. Do you understand now?
I DURNT
Yes i do know now
Title: Re: Who's online
Post by: ToasterApocalypse on November 13, 2012, 03:57:02 pm
GLITCH: At the time I posted this, FOUR guests were in the future.

No screenshot.

EDIT: THERE'S SEVEN IN THE FUTURE AYGHGGHHGHGGHHGHG (http://www.buddy-icons.info/img/smile/286.gif)
Title: Re: Who's online
Post by: Dav999 on November 13, 2012, 07:45:18 pm
GLITCH: At the time I posted this, FOUR guests were in the future.

No screenshot.

EDIT: THERE'S SEVEN IN THE FUTURE AYGHGGHHGHGGHHGHG (http://www.buddy-icons.info/img/smile/286.gif)

(http://img577.imageshack.us/img577/6605/7guests.png)

7 guests with different times in the future!

EDIT: Now there are six. It's still many.
Title: Re: Who's online
Post by: blue626 on November 16, 2012, 05:50:35 pm
Another one now! :o
Title: Re: Who's online
Post by: N on November 16, 2012, 10:38:38 pm
GLITCHY
Title: Re: Who's online
Post by: allison on November 17, 2012, 03:26:20 pm
GLITCHY

I AM ERROR
Title: Re: Who's online
Post by: ToasterApocalypse on November 17, 2012, 03:28:14 pm
GLITCHY

I AM ERROR

ERROR AM I
Title: Re: Who's online
Post by: N on November 17, 2012, 09:43:24 pm
GLITCHY

I AM ERROR

ERROR AM I
A ERROR IS YOU