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Title: Derpy VS Logical
Post by: Hilbert on October 31, 2012, 01:11:17 am
Here are the rules.
Poster one says something derpy, and poster two points out how it is logical.
Example

Poster one: those one-eye glasses hanging off on chains that you see that peanut wearing.
Poster two: they make you look wiser.

Let us begin.

Using the pokedex in the pixelmon mod for minecraft
Title: Re: Derpy VS Logical
Post by: N on November 01, 2012, 08:46:29 pm
That is not logical because Minecraft doesn't have a pokedex
DID I START THE FORUM GAMES ON THIS SITE?!
Title: Re: Derpy VS Logical
Post by: Hilbert on November 01, 2012, 09:32:47 pm
You are supposed to point out why it is logical, and I was talking about a mod.

I started them with the window thing.
Title: Re: Derpy VS Logical
Post by: N on November 02, 2012, 12:06:52 am
okay
Title: Re: Derpy VS Logical
Post by: Hilbert on November 02, 2012, 12:15:15 am
Say something that is derpy.
Title: Re: Derpy VS Logical
Post by: N on November 02, 2012, 01:28:07 am
Using FIRE BLAST with CHARIZARD against SEAKING
Title: Re: Derpy VS Logical
Post by: Hilbert on November 02, 2012, 11:40:34 am
Logical if seaking was level 1 unless seaking used protect then you used tail whip then seaking used encore then seaking used hydro pump and charivari (autocorrect) fainted and he was the last on your team.


Derpy: the move tail whip.
Title: Re: Derpy VS Logical
Post by: N on November 02, 2012, 08:21:43 pm
Logical: It weakens the opponent

Derpy: Making pudding at 4 AM while you are actually sleeping
Title: Re: Derpy VS Logical
Post by: Dav999 on November 02, 2012, 10:40:27 pm
It saves time; you don't have to make it later.

Counting the number of steps on the stairs.
Title: Re: Derpy VS Logical
Post by: Pyrite on November 02, 2012, 11:35:50 pm
You remember it so you don't make an extra step at the top of the stairs later and trip because you were trying to step into air but you won't because you counted the steps.

Losing power after the power company fixes the power lines that were not broken in New Jersey when you live in Minnesota.
Title: Re: Derpy VS Logical
Post by: N on November 03, 2012, 01:33:43 am
Its a double check that went horribly wrong I think

Playing a GBA game on a Wii
Title: Re: Derpy VS Logical
Post by: Hilbert on November 03, 2012, 11:52:49 am
You don't have to buy a gameboy advanced but you can't play those games on wii anyway.

Getting up at 8:00 in the morning to wrestle.
Title: Re: Derpy VS Logical
Post by: N on November 03, 2012, 01:47:53 pm
You will be tired and probably be strong

Drinking tea while drinking coke at the same time
Title: Re: Derpy VS Logical
Post by: Hilbert on November 04, 2012, 11:15:29 pm
The taste.


missing your opponent when you try to clothesline him and he pins you.
Title: Re: Derpy VS Logical
Post by: N on November 05, 2012, 01:45:36 am
it feels awesome

being a brony while watching a creepypasta that has nothing to do with MLP
Title: Re: Derpy VS Logical
Post by: allison on November 06, 2012, 01:44:44 pm
Sometimes you need a change of pace.

Playing VVVVVV and pressing 'R' in no death mode in 2.0.
Title: Re: Derpy VS Logical
Post by: Dav999 on November 06, 2012, 01:56:50 pm
You actually want to speed run no death mode, and you wasted a lot of time somewhere.

Writing end after a script while knowing it doesn't do anything.
Title: Re: Derpy VS Logical
Post by: N on November 06, 2012, 09:29:34 pm
It shows nerdiness

Asploding a bully in real life who is a cyberbully
Title: Re: Derpy VS Logical
Post by: JPlus on November 06, 2012, 10:01:11 pm
Logical: It would look pretty cool, and you could set it up as an attraction and reap profits.
Derpy: Have a Ditto fight a Ditto.
Title: Re: Derpy VS Logical
Post by: N on November 06, 2012, 11:01:16 pm
they will transform so much to no longer be a filly become red

flying with your name being Derpy Hooves (I WANNA CHANGE MY USERNAME TO THAT SOOOO MUCH)
Title: Re: Derpy VS Logical
Post by: JPlus on November 06, 2012, 11:05:52 pm
Logical: Everyone will love you, including me. (But not as best pony)
Derpy: Have Season 3 of MLP early and not watch it.
Title: Re: Derpy VS Logical
Post by: N on November 07, 2012, 02:42:06 am
It will be part of your collection

Making cupcakes without eating them
Title: Re: Derpy VS Logical
Post by: JPlus on November 07, 2012, 05:06:37 pm
Logical: You can save them for a party.
Derpy: Not going on the internet.
Title: Re: Derpy VS Logical
Post by: Dav999 on November 07, 2012, 05:22:32 pm
That makes people look like they have a life.

Duckfaces on Facebook.
Title: Re: Derpy VS Logical
Post by: JPlus on November 07, 2012, 05:30:20 pm
Logical: You can play Duck Hunt.
Derpy: Facesmashing.
Title: Re: Derpy VS Logical
Post by: N on November 07, 2012, 09:19:37 pm
It might make you look herobrine
Derping around at a restaurant
Title: Re: Derpy VS Logical
Post by: JPlus on November 07, 2012, 10:14:40 pm
Logical: You look high class by being at a restaurant.
Derpy: Fishing without bait.
Title: Re: Derpy VS Logical
Post by: Dav999 on November 07, 2012, 10:21:05 pm
It saves money, you don't have to buy it.

Quadruple-checking.
Title: Re: Derpy VS Logical
Post by: JPlus on November 07, 2012, 10:23:45 pm
Logical: You positively know whatever you've done is good.
Derpy: Voluntarily learning something that won't help you in life or anything ever.
Title: Re: Derpy VS Logical
Post by: N on November 07, 2012, 10:57:55 pm
your knowledge increases

Eating Chick-Fil-A and ordering 6 milkshakes, all chocolate
Title: Re: Derpy VS Logical
Post by: allison on November 08, 2012, 01:45:11 pm
EVERYBODY LOVES CHOCOLATE

punching your best friend
Title: Re: Hopefully nobody noticed I changed the subject
Post by: N on November 08, 2012, 09:24:45 pm
They learn about your strength

Putting Tea in Cereal
Title: Re: Derpy VS Logical
Post by: JPlus on November 08, 2012, 10:04:51 pm
Logical: Caffeine is good in the morning. (And if it's caffeine free, then herbs are good and healthy, and tea leaves are herbs)
Derpy: Hooves.
Title: Re: Derpy VS Logical
Post by: allison on November 08, 2012, 11:44:59 pm
HOOVES CAN TRAMPLE PEOPLE WHICH MAKES THEM AWESOME

smashing the computer screen
Title: Re: Derpy VS Logical
Post by: JPlus on November 08, 2012, 11:50:23 pm
(I meant Hooves as in Derpy Hooves, (Derpy: Hooves) but whatever :D)
Logical: Good to take out your anger.
Derpy: Putting "le" before everything you write (How did that start? It's not even funny)
Title: Re: Derpy VS Logical
Post by: Dav999 on November 09, 2012, 07:17:41 am
Le tradition.

Self destruct.
Title: Re: Derpy VS Logical
Post by: JPlus on November 09, 2012, 07:38:09 am
Logical: Good to get a bit of boom once in a while.
Derpy: Setting yourself on fire.
Title: Re: Derpy VS Logical
Post by: allison on November 09, 2012, 01:46:37 pm
You know you want to.

Locking this thread.
Title: Re: Derpy VS Logical
Post by: N on November 09, 2012, 11:58:11 pm
-NULL-

Derpy Hooves.
Title: Re: Derpy VS Logical
Post by: JPlus on November 11, 2012, 11:13:03 pm
Logical: Being awesome.
Derpy: Taking the internet seriously (unless it's SERIOUS BUSINESS)
Title: Re: Derpy VS Logical
Post by: allison on November 11, 2012, 11:39:15 pm
Cat videos are serious business.

Falling asleep during a job interview.
Title: Re: Derpy VS Logical
Post by: N on November 12, 2012, 12:46:40 am
You'll visit Dream Land and meet Mr. Dream.

DERPY: (http://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/7/e/ranbowdash.001.png)
Title: Re: Derpy VS Logical
Post by: JPlus on November 12, 2012, 01:40:51 am
Logical: She's cute and best poni. (inb4 best poni war)
Derpy: Thinking Time Warner are a good company and have good customer service.
Title: Re: Derpy VS Logical
Post by: N on November 12, 2012, 02:03:03 am
Logical: She's cute and best poni. (inb4 best poni war)
Derpy: Thinking Time Warner are a good company and have good customer service.
You have opinion

eating a disk

PS:
Logical: She's cute and best poni. (inb4 best poni war)

omgadgfvsdjrkdjifolcsdzdderpyhoovesisbestponyrarfwekhrfeks
Title: Re: Derpy VS Logical
Post by: JPlus on November 12, 2012, 08:20:31 am
Logical: Technically you're smarter.
omgadgfvsdjrkdjifolcsdzdderpyhoovesisbestponyrarfwekhrfeks

>let's not break the inb4
Derpy: Starting something that has been inb4'd.
Title: Re: Derpy VS Logical
Post by: N on November 12, 2012, 02:18:00 pm
I don't think people notice inb4.

(http://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/7/e/ranbowdash.001.png)'ing  :viridian:,  :victoria:,  :vermillion:,  :vitellary:,  :verdigris:, and  :violet:
Title: Re: Derpy VS Logical
Post by: JPlus on November 12, 2012, 10:28:49 pm
Logical: That's not derpy, that's just awesome.
Derpy: Taking copypasta seriously.
Title: Re: Derpy VS Logical
Post by: N on November 12, 2012, 11:38:26 pm
You'll look serious

(http://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/7/e/ranbowdash.001.png)'ing ToasterApocalypse
Title: Re: Derpy VS Logical
Post by: Pyrite on November 13, 2012, 09:02:29 pm
Am I supposed to know what (http://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/7/e/ranbowdash.001.png) means?
Logical: pancakes
Derpy: pan cakes
Title: Re: Derpy VS Logical
Post by: ToasterApocalypse on November 13, 2012, 09:10:17 pm
Am I supposed to know what (http://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/7/e/ranbowdash.001.png) means?
Logical: pancakes
Derpy: pan cakes

LOGICAL: Pan cakes.
DERPY:  C
Title: Re: Derpy VS Logical
Post by: Dav999 on November 13, 2012, 09:38:41 pm
You'll know what's around you, and it makes reading possible.

Posting in forum games without knowing the rules.
Title: Re: Derpy VS Logical
Post by: N on November 13, 2012, 09:58:23 pm
You get attention because you are yelled at.

(http://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/7/e/ranbowdash.001.png)'ing eggs benedict w/ hollandaise sauce for not knowing what
(http://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/7/e/ranbowdash.001.png)'ing means.

IT MEANS TO DO SOMETHING
Title: Re: Derpy VS Logical
Post by: JPlus on November 13, 2012, 10:08:38 pm
Logical: Everyone needs to learn somehow.
Derpy: Complaining about something perfect.
Title: Re: Derpy VS Logical
Post by: allison on November 14, 2012, 12:13:23 am
It's confusing and confusing things are AWESOME

actually attempting to: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPJCifTggE4
Title: Re: Derpy VS Logical
Post by: N on November 14, 2012, 12:14:09 am
It'll show your skill.

Attempting to turn into Derpy Hooves
Title: Re: Derpy VS Logical
Post by: JPlus on November 14, 2012, 08:05:28 am
Logical: We can all dream.
Derpy: The sun exploding.
Title: Re: Derpy VS Logical
Post by: ToasterApocalypse on November 14, 2012, 12:14:24 pm
Logical: We can all dream.
Derpy: The sun exploding.

LOGICAL: It will happen eventually, because the sun is a star. All stars become red giants at some stage, and then they die.

DERPY: FHFHFHFHFHHFHFHHFHF
Title: Re: Derpy VS Logical
Post by: allison on November 14, 2012, 02:42:54 pm
HFHFHFHFHFHFHF

Having a plan only marginally better than exploding.
Title: Re: Derpy VS Logical
Post by: JPlus on November 15, 2012, 11:23:50 pm
Logical: It's better than exploding.
Derpy: Something completely derpy with no logic.
Title: Re: Derpy VS Logical
Post by: N on November 16, 2012, 02:18:54 am
The game will stop.

Watching a creepypasta video while ANGRY  >:( >:( >:(
Title: Re: Derpy VS Logical
Post by: allison on November 17, 2012, 03:16:53 pm
STUPID PEOPLE ARE STUPID

Pressing an invitingly large red button.
Title: Re: Derpy VS Logical
Post by: ToasterApocalypse on November 17, 2012, 03:26:40 pm
STUPID PEOPLE ARE STUPID

Pressing an invitingly large red button.

Sometimes, red buttons are good.

MADRE PHAGES DESTROYING PLANETS IN THE GALACTIC FEDERATION
Title: Re: Derpy VS Logical
Post by: Hilbert on November 24, 2012, 12:38:30 pm
There are less planets in the galactic fed.

Eating a donut while hanging from a chandelier