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Not VVVVVV => Everything else => Topic started by: Hilbert on October 31, 2012, 01:11:17 am
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Here are the rules.
Poster one says something derpy, and poster two points out how it is logical.
Example
Poster one: those one-eye glasses hanging off on chains that you see that peanut wearing.
Poster two: they make you look wiser.
Let us begin.
Using the pokedex in the pixelmon mod for minecraft
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That is not logical because Minecraft doesn't have a pokedex
DID I START THE FORUM GAMES ON THIS SITE?!
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You are supposed to point out why it is logical, and I was talking about a mod.
I started them with the window thing.
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okay
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Say something that is derpy.
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Using FIRE BLAST with CHARIZARD against SEAKING
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Logical if seaking was level 1 unless seaking used protect then you used tail whip then seaking used encore then seaking used hydro pump and charivari (autocorrect) fainted and he was the last on your team.
Derpy: the move tail whip.
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Logical: It weakens the opponent
Derpy: Making pudding at 4 AM while you are actually sleeping
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It saves time; you don't have to make it later.
Counting the number of steps on the stairs.
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You remember it so you don't make an extra step at the top of the stairs later and trip because you were trying to step into air but you won't because you counted the steps.
Losing power after the power company fixes the power lines that were not broken in New Jersey when you live in Minnesota.
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Its a double check that went horribly wrong I think
Playing a GBA game on a Wii
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You don't have to buy a gameboy advanced but you can't play those games on wii anyway.
Getting up at 8:00 in the morning to wrestle.
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You will be tired and probably be strong
Drinking tea while drinking coke at the same time
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The taste.
missing your opponent when you try to clothesline him and he pins you.
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it feels awesome
being a brony while watching a creepypasta that has nothing to do with MLP
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Sometimes you need a change of pace.
Playing VVVVVV and pressing 'R' in no death mode in 2.0.
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You actually want to speed run no death mode, and you wasted a lot of time somewhere.
Writing end after a script while knowing it doesn't do anything.
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It shows nerdiness
Asploding a bully in real life who is a cyberbully
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Logical: It would look pretty cool, and you could set it up as an attraction and reap profits.
Derpy: Have a Ditto fight a Ditto.
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they will transform so much to
no longer be a filly become red
flying with your name being Derpy Hooves (I WANNA CHANGE MY USERNAME TO THAT SOOOO MUCH)
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Logical: Everyone will love you, including me. (But not as best pony)
Derpy: Have Season 3 of MLP early and not watch it.
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It will be part of your collection
Making cupcakes without eating them
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Logical: You can save them for a party.
Derpy: Not going on the internet.
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That makes people look like they have a life.
Duckfaces on Facebook.
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Logical: You can play Duck Hunt.
Derpy: Facesmashing.
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It might make you look hero
brine
Derping around at a restaurant
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Logical: You look high class by being at a restaurant.
Derpy: Fishing without bait.
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It saves money, you don't have to buy it.
Quadruple-checking.
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Logical: You positively know whatever you've done is good.
Derpy: Voluntarily learning something that won't help you in life or anything ever.
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your knowledge increases
Eating Chick-Fil-A and ordering 6 milkshakes, all chocolate
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EVERYBODY LOVES CHOCOLATE
punching your best friend
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They learn about your strength
Putting Tea in Cereal
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Logical: Caffeine is good in the morning. (And if it's caffeine free, then herbs are good and healthy, and tea leaves are herbs)
Derpy: Hooves.
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HOOVES CAN TRAMPLE PEOPLE WHICH MAKES THEM AWESOME
smashing the computer screen
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(I meant Hooves as in Derpy Hooves, (Derpy: Hooves) but whatever :D)
Logical: Good to take out your anger.
Derpy: Putting "le" before everything you write (How did that start? It's not even funny)
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Le tradition.
Self destruct.
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Logical: Good to get a bit of boom once in a while.
Derpy: Setting yourself on fire.
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You know you want to.
Locking this thread.
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Derpy Hooves.
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Logical: Being awesome.
Derpy: Taking the internet seriously (unless it's SERIOUS BUSINESS)
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Cat videos are serious business.
Falling asleep during a job interview.
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You'll visit Dream Land and meet Mr. Dream.
DERPY: (http://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/7/e/ranbowdash.001.png)
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Logical: She's cute and best poni. (inb4 best poni war)
Derpy: Thinking Time Warner are a good company and have good customer service.
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Logical: She's cute and best poni. (inb4 best poni war)
Derpy: Thinking Time Warner are a good company and have good customer service.
You have opinion
eating a disk
PS: Logical: She's cute and best poni. (inb4 best poni war)
omgadgfvsdjrkdjifolcsdzdderpyhoovesisbestponyrarfwekhrfeks
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Logical: Technically you're smarter.
omgadgfvsdjrkdjifolcsdzdderpyhoovesisbestponyrarfwekhrfeks
>let's not break the inb4
Derpy: Starting something that has been inb4'd.
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I don't think people notice inb4.
(http://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/7/e/ranbowdash.001.png)'ing :viridian:, :victoria:, :vermillion:, :vitellary:, :verdigris:, and :violet:
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Logical: That's not derpy, that's just awesome.
Derpy: Taking copypasta seriously.
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You'll look serious
(http://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/7/e/ranbowdash.001.png)'ing ToasterApocalypse
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Am I supposed to know what (http://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/7/e/ranbowdash.001.png) means?
Logical: pancakes
Derpy: pan cakes
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Am I supposed to know what (http://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/7/e/ranbowdash.001.png) means?
Logical: pancakes
Derpy: pan cakes
LOGICAL: Pan cakes.
DERPY: C
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You'll know what's around you, and it makes reading possible.
Posting in forum games without knowing the rules.
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You get attention because you are yelled at.
(http://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/7/e/ranbowdash.001.png)'ing eggs benedict w/ hollandaise sauce for not knowing what
(http://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/7/e/ranbowdash.001.png)'ing means.
IT MEANS TO DO SOMETHING
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Logical: Everyone needs to learn somehow.
Derpy: Complaining about something perfect.
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It's confusing and confusing things are AWESOME
actually attempting to: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPJCifTggE4
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It'll show your skill.
Attempting to turn into Derpy Hooves
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Logical: We can all dream.
Derpy: The sun exploding.
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Logical: We can all dream.
Derpy: The sun exploding.
LOGICAL: It will happen eventually, because the sun is a star. All stars become red giants at some stage, and then they die.
DERPY: FHFHFHFHFHHFHFHHFHF
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HFHFHFHFHFHFHF
Having a plan only marginally better than exploding.
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Logical: It's better than exploding.
Derpy: Something completely derpy with no logic.
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The game will stop.
Watching a creepypasta video while ANGRY >:( >:( >:(
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STUPID PEOPLE ARE STUPID
Pressing an invitingly large red button.
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STUPID PEOPLE ARE STUPID
Pressing an invitingly large red button.
Sometimes, red buttons are good.
MADRE PHAGES DESTROYING PLANETS IN THE GALACTIC FEDERATION
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There are less planets in the galactic fed.
Eating a donut while hanging from a chandelier