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Title: Villi Headcanons
Post by: Fussmatte on April 04, 2013, 04:47:40 am
I make too many topics
Kayya/Vermilion and I have been talking and somehow it turned into Villi years v. Pony Human years.
Quote from: Kayya
0-4 is baby
5-10-young kid (velvet at 8 (6))
11-14 is kid (victoria at 14 (12))
15-19 is teen (everypony everyone else 'cept vermilion)
20-98 is adult (vermilion at 20 (18))
98 is when villis die
Yes, apparently she thinks Victoria is a kid. And Vermilion is an adult. And everypony everyone else is a teenager.
 ???
(Ponify strikes again!)
Title: Re: Villi ages
Post by: Epsilon on April 04, 2013, 04:51:32 am
Quote from: Me
0-4 is baby
5-10-young kid (velvet at 8 (6))
11-14 is kid (victoria at 14 (12))
15-19 is teen (everyone else 'cept vermilion)
20-98 is adult (vermilion at 20 (18))
98 is when villis die
HERE LET ME TELL MORE THINGS
Victoria is 14 (12), Viridian is 15 (13), Violet is 16 (14), Verdigris is 17 (15), Vitellary is 18 (16) and Vermilion is 20 (18)
MIND BLOWN BY MY HEADCANONS
Title: Re: Villi ages
Post by: Fussmatte on April 04, 2013, 04:52:48 am
So, would a 1 year old Villi be -1 in human years? ???
Title: Re: Villi ages
Post by: Epsilon on April 04, 2013, 04:53:59 am
So, would a 1 year old Villi be -1 in human years? ???

no they'd actually be 0
until they're 3 they're 0 in human
then they're 1
Title: Re: Villi ages
Post by: Fussmatte on April 04, 2013, 04:55:40 am
That sounds weird to me... ???
Title: Re: Villi ages
Post by: Epsilon on April 04, 2013, 04:58:08 am
That sounds weird to me... ???
EVERYTHING IN VILLI SOUNDS WEIRD TO PEOPLE
edit: id post examples but
i dunno
Title: Re: Villi ages
Post by: Fussmatte on April 04, 2013, 05:02:14 am
I still don't understand why the crew is mostly made up of teenagers, or why the second-youngest crew member would be chosen as a captain... :-\ Maybe I just don't have any common sense
Title: Re: Villi ages
Post by: Epsilon on April 04, 2013, 05:03:43 am
its called they were good at their positions
and they chose to go on an adventure together
also you should change the topic title to something more relevant on what were talking about
Title: Re: Villi ages
Post by: Fussmatte on April 04, 2013, 05:04:58 am
also you should change the topic title to something more relevant on what were talking about
Done
Title: Re: Villi ages
Post by: Epsilon on April 04, 2013, 05:05:59 am
also you should change the topic title to something more relevant on what were talking about
Done
I SWEAR, ONE DAY, DOORMAT. ONE. DAY.
now change it to "villi headcanons of kayyas because thats all shes going to ramble about"
Title: Re: Villi ages
Post by: Fussmatte on April 04, 2013, 05:08:04 am
I SWEAR, ONE DAY, DOORMAT. ONE. DAY.
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhwgehEH8n1qcnpgso1_400.gif)
[/stolenfromtoaster]
Title: Re: villi headcanons of kayyas because thats all shes going to ramble about
Post by: Epsilon on April 04, 2013, 05:15:56 am
 :violet:

ANYWAYS
shall i ramble on about my headcanons?

off topic: the threads are no fun without derpfish  :victoria:
Title: Re: Villi Headcanons
Post by: Fussmatte on April 04, 2013, 05:17:01 am
TERRY UNBAN DERPFISH IT'S BORING AROUND HERE >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D
start rambling
Title: Re: Villi Headcanons
Post by: Epsilon on April 04, 2013, 05:23:22 am
TERRY UNBAN DERPFISH IT'S BORING AROUND HERE
its just 5 days
...5 days...
WELL ANYWAYS

1. Villis are about 2 ft tall. Averagely.
2. Their internet, no matter where, can connect to our internet. Who knows? Maybe I'm a Villi!
3. They are furry. Fluffy. Mammalian. Happy Viridian, Sad Viridian, Little ball o' fluff, he loves his trinkets and he can't get enough!
4. They come in colours of the rainbow. ;D ... Okay, they can come in any colour known to mankind.
thats just 4 i'm not posting them all right away.
Title: Re: Villi Headcanons
Post by: Fussmatte on April 04, 2013, 05:25:00 am
Quote from: Kayya
3. They are furry. Fluffy. Mammalian.
(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS75HzuEy488Z3-dbw20sZK40FOAQeeq24sCP5Td0IvPRFKR_CmJg)
/doesnotsupporttheory
But if you had wrote "They are furries" I would've LOL'd
Title: Re: Villi Headcanons
Post by: Epsilon on April 04, 2013, 05:48:10 am
Quote from: Kayya
3. They are furry. Fluffy. Mammalian.
(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS75HzuEy488Z3-dbw20sZK40FOAQeeq24sCP5Td0IvPRFKR_CmJg)

(http://i.imgur.com/nYyLmqA.png)

^ its late at night but im not sorry

and y u no support theory? they gotta have SOMETHING to keep them warm in space
note: colour may not be accurate because im lazy
Title: Re: Villi Headcanons
Post by: Fussmatte on April 04, 2013, 05:56:09 am
Quote from: Kayya
3. They are furry. Fluffy. Mammalian.
(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS75HzuEy488Z3-dbw20sZK40FOAQeeq24sCP5Td0IvPRFKR_CmJg)

(http://i.imgur.com/nYyLmqA.png)

^ its late at night but im not sorry

and y u no support theory? they gotta have SOMETHING to keep them warm in space
note: colour may not be accurate because im lazy

(http://i.imgur.com/x8mDxfi.png)
Title: Re: Villi Headcanons
Post by: Hilbert on April 04, 2013, 11:13:55 am
I dunno, maybe something more like peach fuzz? 'Cause THAT was wierd.
Title: Re: Villi Headcanons
Post by: ToasterApocalypse on April 04, 2013, 11:31:03 am
TERRY UNBAN DERPFISH IT'S BORING AROUND HERE >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D
why have him when you have a toaster
we also go to the same insane place of OT forums
Title: Re: Villi Headcanons
Post by: Epsilon on April 04, 2013, 05:02:33 pm
I dunno, maybe something more like peach fuzz? 'Cause THAT was wierd.
Because WHAT was weird?
And no, it's actually fur, though it's really soft and, really, not noticable. Unless they're in a really cold climate. Then it grows out and keeps them warm. Like winter fur, for dogs and cats!

Now if them having fur is weird, how is being 2 ft tall not? They're about half the size of us humans!
Title: Re: Villi Headcanons
Post by: Fussmatte on April 04, 2013, 07:50:44 pm
Maybe I was wrong about the fur thing. But still that image haunts me.
Title: Re: Villi Headcanons
Post by: Epsilon on April 04, 2013, 08:17:56 pm
Maybe I was wrong about the fur thing. But still that image haunts me.
i dont get it
and how could you be haunted by a fluffy victoria?
(http://i.imgur.com/ROFxEu5.png)
look, now you've made her sad!
But answer my question, someone.
Now if them having fur is weird, how is being 2 ft tall not? They're about half the size of us humans!
Title: Re: Villi Headcanons
Post by: Fussmatte on April 04, 2013, 08:23:32 pm
Maybe I was getting the wrong idea
(I thought she looked evil)

OT: Toaster posted vvvccc.comxa.com on Roblox's OT
Now I had to remove the uploader
I'm thinking about just adding images to it myself and removing user uploads altogether
Title: Re: Villi Headcanons
Post by: Epsilon on April 04, 2013, 08:28:47 pm
Maybe I was getting the wrong idea
(I thought she looked evil)

OT: Toaster posted vvvccc.comxa.com on Roblox's OT
Now I had to remove the uploader
I'm thinking about just adding images to it myself and removing user uploads altogether
Oh okay. Sorry. As I said, late at night.

And I was thinking of actually putting it on my tumblr, but now I know not to.
And maybe people could PM the picture to you that they want you to add.
Title: Re: Villi Headcanons
Post by: Fussmatte on April 04, 2013, 08:31:30 pm
"And I was thinking of actually putting it on my tumblr, but now I know not to."
Which thing? vvvccc? or the furry kawaii Victoria thing?
Good idea about the PM thing.
Title: Re: Villi Headcanons
Post by: Epsilon on April 04, 2013, 08:34:24 pm
"And I was thinking of actually putting it on my tumblr, but now I know not to."
Which thing? vvvccc? or the furry kawaii Victoria thing?
Good idea about the PM thing.
VVVCCC.
and yeah, it'd work. Because now you know who's sending it instead of random people. ;D

inb4 someone yells that this is off topic
we should get back on topic
Title: Re: Villi Headcanons
Post by: Dav999 on April 04, 2013, 08:36:50 pm
[/sub][/sup]OT: Toaster posted vvvccc.comxa.com on Roblox's OT
Now I had to remove the uploader
I'm thinking about just adding images to it myself and removing user uploads altogether

Maybe you can just disable the uploader for people who come from the OT. I mean, if even WEBS allows you to see which page a user comes from... :P

And there are new replies but I don't care ::)
Title: Re: Villi Headcanons
Post by: Fussmatte on April 04, 2013, 08:38:57 pm
Maybe you can just disable the uploader for people who come from the OT. I mean, if even WEBS allows you to see which page a user comes from... :P
Yes, but vvvccc.comxa.com is just a simple HTML page, I can't disable it for people who come from OT as I don't know anything like their IPs and I'm only a novice in HTML, plus I don't know any PHP
Title: Re: Villi Headcanons
Post by: ToasterApocalypse on April 04, 2013, 08:40:18 pm
"And I was thinking of actually putting it on my tumblr, but now I know not to."
Which thing? vvvccc? or the furry kawaii Victoria thing?
Good idea about the PM thing.
VVVCCC.
and yeah, it'd work. Because now you know who's sending it instead of random people. ;D

inb4 someone yells that this is off topic
we should get back on topic

you left the chatroom drawing room because I told you I listen to t (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MKPVMhZric)h (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLFW2t3JDzY)e (https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=WvRv-243Cmk#t=1142s)se (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNKEcCna-ws) all at the same time to relax

why
Title: Re: Villi Headcanons
Post by: Fussmatte on April 04, 2013, 08:41:55 pm
Kayya, if you really want to you can post VVVCCC on your tumblr, I don't really care
[/offtopicagain]
Title: Re: Villi Headcanons
Post by: Epsilon on April 04, 2013, 08:42:48 pm
"And I was thinking of actually putting it on my tumblr, but now I know not to."
Which thing? vvvccc? or the furry kawaii Victoria thing?
Good idea about the PM thing.
VVVCCC.
and yeah, it'd work. Because now you know who's sending it instead of random people. ;D

inb4 someone yells that this is off topic
we should get back on topic

you left the chatroom drawing room because I told you I listen to t (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MKPVMhZric)h (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLFW2t3JDzY)e (https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=WvRv-243Cmk#t=1142s)se (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNKEcCna-ws) all at the same time

why

either that was the wrong quote or wrong thread
and im guessing wrong quote and why does that have to do with anything you could have pm'd her about it
assuming doormat IS a her


and okay i will if i can figure out how to
Title: Re: Villi Headcanons
Post by: ToasterApocalypse on April 04, 2013, 08:44:02 pm
"And I was thinking of actually putting it on my tumblr, but now I know not to."
Which thing? vvvccc? or the furry kawaii Victoria thing?
Good idea about the PM thing.
VVVCCC.
and yeah, it'd work. Because now you know who's sending it instead of random people. ;D

inb4 someone yells that this is off topic
we should get back on topic

you left the chatroom drawing room because I told you I listen to t (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MKPVMhZric)h (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLFW2t3JDzY)e (https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=WvRv-243Cmk#t=1142s)se (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNKEcCna-ws) all at the same time

why

either that was the wrong quote or wrong thread
and im guessing wrong quote and why does that have to do with anything you could have pm'd her about it
assuming doormat IS a her


and okay i will if i can figure out how to

yeah wrong quote
I meant to quote one of doormat's posts
just pretend it was doormat's post
Title: Re: Villi Headcanons
Post by: Epsilon on April 04, 2013, 08:48:07 pm
...
no.
YOU CANT MAKE ME--

and why does no one think 2ft tall villies are weird
because they're half the size of humans, atleast
Title: Re: Villi Headcanons
Post by: Fussmatte on April 04, 2013, 08:50:12 pm
Nope. I'm male
I'm just using the name of a fictious female character as my username
Don't ask why
Title: Re: Villi Headcanons
Post by: Epsilon on April 04, 2013, 08:51:47 pm
Nope. I'm male
I'm just using the name of a fictious female character as my username
Don't ask why
okay
and im female and im using a fictious male character as my username
and it still says female
but someone answer my question  :violet:
Title: Re: Villi Headcanons
Post by: Dav999 on April 04, 2013, 08:56:19 pm
Nope. I'm male
I'm just using the name of a fictious female character as my username
Don't ask why

Now we're talking about it, you seem to be changing your avatar every minute!  ???

How many avatars do you have? :o

New reply
Title: Re: Villi Headcanons
Post by: Fussmatte on April 04, 2013, 08:57:48 pm
Nope. I'm male
I'm just using the name of a fictious female character as my username
Don't ask why
okay
and im female and im using a fictious male character as my username
and it still says female
but someone answer my question  :violet:
I DON'T KNOW

Nope. I'm male
I'm just using the name of a fictious female character as my username
Don't ask why

Now we're talking about it, you seem to be changing your avatar every minute!  ???

How many avatars do you have? :o

New reply
Actually, I use what's called an "avatar rotator".
Try refreshing the page.
And I have 27.
Title: Re: Villi Headcanons
Post by: Epsilon on April 04, 2013, 09:05:44 pm
okay i know i've been joining in on this but
THIS IS NOT A GENERAL DISCUSSION THREAD

okay now back to vvvvvv VILLI headcanons

1. Did I mention they were carnivores and thus have sharp teeth? That may make them look scary when smiling?
2. The scientists are really smart. Like they can make time machines. But not hover cars, nope! Only hover buses!
3. There's one school. So you're going to the same school for 12 years, and then some. Have fun :D
4. I dont know what to label this as (SFW or NSFW) but hover over this anyways.
Title: Re: Villi Headcanons
Post by: Fussmatte on April 04, 2013, 09:09:14 pm
4. I dont know what to label this as (SFW or NSFW) but hover over this anyways.
:o ???
Title: Re: Villi Headcanons
Post by: Epsilon on April 04, 2013, 09:13:05 pm
Quote from: Rainbow Dash
:o ???

Better then just leaving it there in the open air. Just incase, since theres no spoiler thing on this fourm anyways.
Ill take it down if someone asks.
Title: Re: Villi Headcanons
Post by: Fussmatte on April 04, 2013, 09:23:29 pm
Quote from: Kayya's profile
Location: DSS Souleye
AHA I KNEW IT
sorry for off-topic

do you have any more headcanons
Title: Re: Villi Headcanons
Post by: Epsilon on April 04, 2013, 09:32:06 pm
i have a large plethora of them.
NEVER ENDING HEADCANONS. except most are for the crew but when i run out of headcanons for the villis ill do the crew

1. It's believed that the first 7 Villis came in a time machine. It's actually proven.
2. No two villis can be the same colour at once. It'd cause confusion. (this is okay in player levels however)
3. For SOME reason, they can drink orange juice and apple juice, but they can't EAT oranges and apples.
4. UNLIKE human babies, Villi babies are nicer. And don't cause a commotion. They can still grow up into jerks though.
Title: Re: Villi Headcanons
Post by: Fussmatte on April 04, 2013, 09:42:47 pm
1. Villis are Villis
2. Villis hate Microsoft
3. vegetables

there's my 2 cents
Title: Re: Villi Headcanons
Post by: Epsilon on April 04, 2013, 10:02:59 pm
1. Villis are Villis
2. Villis hate Microsoft
3. vegetables

there's my 2 cents

okay
should i post more about villis or just go onto the crew
Title: Re: Villi Headcanons
Post by: Fussmatte on April 04, 2013, 10:03:49 pm
more about villis please
Title: Re: Villi Headcanons
Post by: Epsilon on April 04, 2013, 10:17:56 pm
OKAY OKAY THEN

1. One Villi year is 256 days. 11 months with 22 days in each. Because V. waitwha-
2. I named Villis Villis because of The Villi People
3. Villis speak English. Oh and some Spanish and French. But mostly English.
4. Villi is pronounced "Vil-EE" not "Vil-AI" or anything like that
Title: Re: Villi Headcanons
Post by: Dav999 on April 05, 2013, 02:39:29 pm
Some more (maybe pretty bad) ones:
Title: Re: Villi Headcanons
Post by: Hilbert on April 05, 2013, 05:36:28 pm
My turn.
1: Villis ave flipping organs.

That's all I have.
Title: Re: Villi Headcanons
Post by: Dav999 on April 05, 2013, 05:43:21 pm
One more:

Villi babies are colorless when they are born (so almost completely transparent), and get their color throughout the first year.
Title: Re: Villi Headcanons
Post by: blue626 on April 05, 2013, 06:15:16 pm
Here are my theories:

This discussion makes wonder if Terry imagined of even thought of any of these things when he created VVVVVV.

EDIT: Btw, 2 people posted when I was writing, and my post would've been different if they didn't. Also, I added one more thing to idea 5 now.
Title: Re: Villi Headcanons
Post by: Epsilon on April 05, 2013, 06:28:35 pm
Assuming they live 98 years on average
its not average
if they don't die before 98 they will die sometime while they're 98
no older then that, period.

Guess I'll post a few more...

1. There's a 1/1000 chance of a Villi being born unable to flip, and are able to jump instead. It doesn't matter if their family tree has all flippers, there's still that chance.
2. Unless you guessed correctly, if you saw a Villi there'd be no way to figure out what their gender is, unless they tell you or you sense it in their voice. Colour doesn't mean CRAP to what gender a Villi is. There can be a pink male Villi and a black female Villi, if the right genetics are introduced.
3. They don't like to wear clothes. It feels weird on their fur. Scarves and bows are okay.
4. This post. (http://ask-dss-souleye-crew.tumblr.com/post/45893387682/vitellary-guess-im-going-to-explain-some)

I now want to post headcanons about the crew. Just. I do.
Title: Re: Villi Headcanons
Post by: terrycar on April 05, 2013, 09:55:48 pm
Here are my theories:
  • 0 Villi years corresponds to 0 human years. Assuming they live 98 years on average:
    • Everything Vermillion/Kayya said in the quote in the OP is true. They also retire form most jobs when 75.
    • Every crewmember in the DSS Souleye is an adult:
      • :vitellary: is the oldest, being 60 Villi years old.
      • :verdigris: is 55.
      • :violet: is 50.
      • :victoria: is 45.
      • :viridian: is 40. He needs to be somewhat young to run/walk all over the dimensions, doesn't he/she? That would correspond to about 35 human years.
      • :vermillion: is the youngest, being 30. What I said to :viridian: is true to :vermillion:, as this correpsonds to about 25 human years.
  • I don't have ideas about them having fur or not. They travel among the dimensions the same we humans will explore space centuries in the future: they wear space suits! That way they can also breathe the same gas they need instead of the gas that's the dimension's "air". Also, the suits are transparent, thus they show their true skin colour.
  • All Villis have the same number of fingers... we just don't know how many fingers they have! They have at least 2 fingers in each hand.
  • Same as Dav999 said, except they're born white.
  • Their flipping organ is in the spine. They all flip, except those who broke their spine, which is the case of :verdigris:. He has a device that makes him able to either jump very high or hover (but not both).
  • A trinket is worth 15625V
  • Most Villis' favorite number is 6.

This discussion makes wonder if Terry imagined of even thought of any of these things when he created VVVVVV.

EDIT: Btw, 2 people posted when I was writing, and my post would've been different if they didn't. Also, I added one more thing to idea 5 now.
This.
I shouldn't post normally on this account, because I have a habit of not writing in caps...
Title: Re: Villi Headcanons
Post by: Epsilon on April 05, 2013, 09:59:44 pm
I swear, if Cavanore is either Derpfish or Protoman, you're probably going to get a lifetime ban. :s Sorry but you do realize this is multiaccounting right? And I don't know WHAT website supports multiaccounting, but its not the one I go onto regularly.
And you don't need to do that, just quote a whole post and saying this. That's annoying. And spam.
Title: Re: Villi Headcanons
Post by: Dav999 on April 05, 2013, 10:03:01 pm
I swear, if Cavanore is either Derpfish or Protoman, you're probably going to get a lifetime ban. :s Sorry but you do realize this is multiaccounting right? And I don't know WHAT website supports multiaccounting, but its not the one I go onto regularly.
And you don't need to do that, just quote a whole post and saying this. That's annoying. And spam.

It's manofperson.
Title: Re: Villi Headcanons
Post by: Epsilon on April 05, 2013, 10:07:12 pm
I swear, if Cavanore is either Derpfish or Protoman, you're probably going to get a lifetime ban. :s Sorry but you do realize this is multiaccounting right? And I don't know WHAT website supports multiaccounting, but its not the one I go onto regularly.
And you don't need to do that, just quote a whole post and saying this. That's annoying. And spam.

It's manofperson.

I know, I know.
Title: Re: Villi Headcanons
Post by: Pyrite on April 05, 2013, 10:09:35 pm
I swear, if Cavanore is either Derpfish or Protoman, you're probably going to get a lifetime ban. :s Sorry but you do realize this is multiaccounting right? And I don't know WHAT website supports multiaccounting, but its not the one I go onto regularly.
And you don't need to do that, just quote a whole post and saying this. That's annoying. And spam.

It's manofperson.

I know, I know.

can we move on from this
Title: Re: Villi Headcanons
Post by: Epsilon on April 05, 2013, 10:58:29 pm
Yes we can.
Now im going to post headcanons about the crew okay? after a few more for villi.

(Villi)
1. Trinkets are worthless. Shiny pieces of metal do not have any value.
2. Every Villi has to take 1 class per year of Dimensions. Learning about dimensions and things.

(Crew)

1. Vermilion doesn't give a crap about any scratches he gets. He may give a crap if he gets a really large gash though.
2. Victoria, on the other hand, will get worried over the smallest scratch and will bandage any large scratches Vermilion gets.
3. Violet likes math.
4. Viridian likes Trinkets because they're shiny. He also has a large pile of trinkets in the Teleporter room. It's also his bed.
Title: Re: Villi Headcanons
Post by: Fussmatte on April 05, 2013, 11:02:42 pm
1. Trinkets are made out of unobtainium, which isn't worthless at all.
Title: Re: Villi Headcanons
Post by: blue626 on April 06, 2013, 01:24:21 pm
Assuming they live 98 years on average
its not average
if they don't die before 98 they will die sometime while they're 98
no older then that, period.

Not period yet.
So you're saying that the Villi who lived for longer lived for 98 years, 10 months, 21 days, 23 hours, 59 minutes and 59 seconds = 99 years minus 1 second? (assuming they use hours, minutes and seconds the same way we do).
Also, the "if they don't die before 98" part makes that different from what you said in the 1st reply. That way, the average could be 90 or something an those who should have reached 99 or more die sometime while they're 98.

Also, I agree with Doormat.
A trinket is worth 15625V
Title: Re: Villi Headcanons
Post by: ToasterApocalypse on April 06, 2013, 07:09:44 pm
WHITE VILLIS

1. When 2 villis mate, no matter what the colour, the baby has a 1/8192 chance of being white, and a 1/5000 chance of being black.
2. The heart of a white villi beats faster than the heart of a regular villi.
3. White villis can't talk. However, they know telepathy.
4. White villis are very intelligent. The average IQ of a white villi is 300, where the average IQ for a normal villi is 170.
Title: Re: Villi Headcanons
Post by: Hilbert on April 06, 2013, 07:36:19 pm
Black Villis are usually born without fingers. Their heart beats slower. They are very heavy because of all the mixed genetics to make them black.
Title: Re: Villi Headcanons
Post by: ToasterApocalypse on April 07, 2013, 06:29:02 pm
1. Villis come from the planet 'Villiplanet'. They then invented dimensional travel.
2. Red villis and yellow villis have a 90% chance of being male. This makes it difficult for an orange villi to be made.
3. A pink or purple villi is always female. No exceptions.
4. There are over 500 unexplored dimensions in the villi region.
5. As a villi grows older, he/she loses his/her colour. By the age of 90, a villi is always gray, unless the villi is white or black from birth.
6. On planet Villiplanet, existing is a crime. This has led to many villis leaving home, even as a baby.
Title: Re: Villi Headcanons
Post by: Epsilon on April 07, 2013, 06:53:33 pm
1. Villis are a sub-species of Humans.
2. Adding onto this ^, The first 7 must have come from the future, where time travelling and dimension hopping is possible, along with possibly a machine that can make humans flip, like Villis.
3. Large viruses like Cancer can kill a Villi almost instantly, due to the fact that their immune system isn't strong enough to cope with things like that.

-

1. Victoria is a good artist. And a good writer.
2. Verdigris can jump really high, but sometimes he may just end up slamming into a wall.
3. Vermilion actually brings Victoria along when he adventures, because he knows she needs to get her confidence back for exploring. (did i word that right?)
Title: Re: Villi Headcanons
Post by: Bearboy on April 07, 2013, 06:59:48 pm
Black Villis are usually born without fingers. Their heart beats slower. They are very heavy because of all the mixed genetics to make them black.
Nobody from the VVVVVV universe has fingers.
Seriously, nothing, unless you count the yes men.
Which probably don't have fingers either
Title: Re: Villi Headcanons
Post by: Chillius on April 07, 2013, 07:49:30 pm
Grey Villi's

They are villi's that are born happy
and have a 1/6929 chance to have one.
they are very dumb
20 IQ.
and talk every second.
Title: Re: Villi Headcanons
Post by: Fussmatte on April 07, 2013, 07:50:53 pm
I came up with this last night:

Villi are able to take off their fur (not the fur on their head) as if it was clothing. Their skin is the same colour as their fur.

Yes, I know, it's a terrible headcanon.
Ugh, my connection HAD to screw up as I wrote this.
Also, doesn't Villi as plural sound better than Villis?

Grey Villi's

They are villi's that are born happy
and have a 1/6929 chance to have one.
they are very dumb
20 IQ.
and talk every second.
No
Title: Re: Villi Headcanons
Post by: Chillius on April 07, 2013, 07:53:21 pm
I came up with this last night:

Villi are able to take off their fur (not the fur on their head) as if it was clothing. Their skin is the same colour as their fur.

Yes, I know, it's a terrible headcanon.
Ugh, my connection HAD to screw up as I wrote this.
Also, doesn't Villi as plural sound better than Villis?

Grey Villi's

They are villi's that are born happy
and have a 1/6929 chance to have one.
they are very dumb
20 IQ.
and talk every second.
No
Fast Reply.

and yes.
Title: Re: Villi Headcanons
Post by: Fussmatte on April 07, 2013, 07:56:57 pm
If gray Villi were dumb, that would mean Verisix would be dumb, and Verisix is not dumb.
Title: Re: Villi Headcanons
Post by: Chillius on April 07, 2013, 07:58:28 pm
okay then

it is a 7/8192 chance they will be smart.
Title: Re: Villi Headcanons
Post by: Chillius on April 07, 2013, 08:09:19 pm
1. Villis are Villis
2. Villis hate Microsoft
3. vegetables

there's my 2 cents

SERIOUSLY?
Title: Re: Villi Headcanons
Post by: Fussmatte on April 07, 2013, 08:16:24 pm
Was there any reason you needed to double-post?
I'm done with this
Title: Re: Villi Headcanons
Post by: ToasterApocalypse on April 07, 2013, 08:32:21 pm
Grey Villi's

They are villi's that are born happy
and have a 1/6929 chance to have one.
they are very dumb
20 IQ.
and talk every second.
Verisix is an engineer
Engineers are smart
Verisix is smrt
Title: Re: Villi Headcanons
Post by: A quite MEDICal Derpfish on April 08, 2013, 11:39:05 pm
- There is a rare genetic disorder that causes mutiple colors on a Villi (e.g. my villified self who has a yellow or red stripe through his head, he is overall orange), and depending on the number of colors and the secondary colors, you are changed genetically for good or bad.

- Verdigris gets around with a Grappling Hook modified to stick extremely well to walls, and sometimes even spikes. He didn't bring his hook with him when evacuating the ship upon crashing in the beginning of the game.

-Verdigris can compose music, and is pretty decent at it. Like a Villified Souleye. (i believe that is his name).

-Victoria is not a wussy or anything, just easily frightened via. jumpscare.

-Vermilion is the happiest crewman on the ship c:

-The reason  :viridian: wants trinkets so badly (according to the fandom) is because he has a mental disorder for him to like particularly shiny objects.
Title: Re: Villi Headcanons
Post by: Epsilon on April 09, 2013, 12:52:59 am
- There is a rare genetic disorder that causes mutiple colors on a Villi (e.g. my villified self who has a yellow or red stripe through his head, he is overall orange), and depending on the number of colors and the secondary colors, you are changed genetically for good or bad.

- Verdigris gets around with a Grappling Hook modified to stick extremely well to walls, and sometimes even spikes. He didn't bring his hook with him when evacuating the ship upon crashing in the beginning of the game.

-Verdigris can compose music, and is pretty decent at it. Like a Villified Souleye. (i believe that is his name).

-Victoria is not a wussy or anything, just easily frightened via. jumpscare.

-Vermilion is the happiest crewman on the ship c:

-The reason  :viridian: wants trinkets so badly (according to the fandom) is because he has a mental disorder for him to like particularly shiny objects.

I agree with all of these, 'cept the last one. The hookshot grappling hook thing is really cool, so is the double-coloured Villies one. And the composer Verdigris.

-

1. Viridian was actually born a male, but something went wrong and he just suddenly can become male/female. He can't control it but it's kinda...
2. Viridian also cannot sing. He is like Chuggaaconroy. Except not tone deaf.
3. Sometimes, Victoria and Vermilion will sing Ponponpon. Partially in English and partially in Japanese. This annoys Viridian. To no end.
4. When Vermilion was younger, he got a really large gash down his leg while exploring. He still has it today.
Title: Re: Villi Headcanons
Post by: Fussmatte on April 09, 2013, 12:55:12 am
today
you mean Villi actually exist somewhere at this moment
Title: Re: Villi Headcanons
Post by: N on April 09, 2013, 01:44:36 am
today
you mean Villi actually exist somewhere at this moment
They do, in a place we will never find
Title: Re: Villi Headcanons
Post by: Fussmatte on April 09, 2013, 01:46:24 am
today
you mean Villi actually exist somewhere at this moment
They do, in a place we will never find
:( :'( >:( :(
Title: Re: Villi Headcanons
Post by: UberHacker on April 09, 2013, 01:48:46 am
today
you mean Villi actually exist somewhere at this moment
They do, in a place we will never find

Well, MAYBE we can find it, thanks to the Higgs boson, but we won't be able to GET to it...
Title: Re: Villi Headcanons
Post by: N on April 09, 2013, 02:03:20 am
No. We'll never find them. Period.
Title: Re: Villi Headcanons
Post by: UberHacker on April 09, 2013, 02:06:31 am
No. We'll never find them. Period.

Seriously, what's your proof?
Title: Re: Villi Headcanons
Post by: N on April 09, 2013, 02:08:19 am
No. We'll never find them. Period.

Seriously, what's your proof?
They live so far away that they are invisible
Title: Re: Villi Headcanons
Post by: UberHacker on April 09, 2013, 02:13:11 am
No. We'll never find them. Period.

Seriously, what's your proof?
They live so far away that they are invisible

 :D They exist in another dimension, right? Well, with dimensional portals, you can see ANYWHERE in the dimension! True, you need to know where they are, but we are in contact with them... http://ask-dss-souleye-crew.tumblr.com/ (http://ask-dss-souleye-crew.tumblr.com/)  :vermillion:

P.S. They wouldn't be invisible, they just wouldn't be within our visual scope. I presume you do not watch NOVA on PBS.  :P
Title: Re: Villi Headcanons
Post by: N on April 09, 2013, 02:15:39 am
No. We'll never find them. Period.

Seriously, what's your proof?
They live so far away that they are invisible

 :D They exist in another dimension, right? Well, with dimensional portals, you can see ANYWHERE in the dimension! True, you need to know where they are, but we are in contact with them... http://ask-dss-souleye-crew.tumblr.com/ (http://ask-dss-souleye-crew.tumblr.com/)  :vermillion:
We can connect to them through the internet, but we can't see them in real life. They're in a location that will never be mentioned
Title: Re: Villi Headcanons
Post by: Fussmatte on April 09, 2013, 02:18:36 am
No. We'll never find them. Period.

Seriously, what's your proof?
They live so far away that they are invisible

 :D They exist in another dimension, right? Well, with dimensional portals, you can see ANYWHERE in the dimension! True, you need to know where they are, but we are in contact with them... http://ask-dss-souleye-crew.tumblr.com/ (http://ask-dss-souleye-crew.tumblr.com/)  :vermillion:
We can connect to them through the internet, but we can't see them in real life. They're in a location that will never be mentioned
i mentioned it
Title: Re: Villi Headcanons
Post by: Epsilon on April 09, 2013, 02:21:05 am
i mentioned it
yeh but thats your headcanon
for me they live in a dimension in a large town where theres a school and some farms and a president and living is NOT a crime
so now i mentioned it
Title: Re: Villi Headcanons
Post by: UberHacker on April 09, 2013, 02:22:40 am
No. We'll never find them. Period.

Seriously, what's your proof?
They live so far away that they are invisible

 :D They exist in another dimension, right? Well, with dimensional portals, you can see ANYWHERE in the dimension! True, you need to know where they are, but we are in contact with them... http://ask-dss-souleye-crew.tumblr.com/ (http://ask-dss-souleye-crew.tumblr.com/)  :vermillion:
We can connect to them through the internet, but we can't see them in real life. They're in a location that will never be mentioned

You said we could never find them, not that we physically could not see them. Huge difference!

Warning - while you were typing a new reply has been posted. You may wish to review your post.

i mentioned it

Mentioned what, exactly?  ;)

Warning - while you were typing a new reply has been posted. You may wish to review your post. I need to learn how to type faster...

i mentioned it
yeh but thats your headcanon
for me they live in a dimension in a large town where theres a school and some farms and a president and living is NOT a crime
so now i mentioned it


I'm going by Vermilion's headcanon, thank you!
Title: Re: Villi Headcanons
Post by: Fussmatte on April 09, 2013, 02:28:36 am
Mentioned what, exactly?  ;)

Quote from: N
They're in a location that will never be mentioned
Title: Re: Villi Headcanons
Post by: UberHacker on April 09, 2013, 02:31:57 am
Mentioned what, exactly?  ;)

Quote from: N
They're in a location that will never be mentioned

Sorry, Doormat! I thought you were N!  :-[
But really, where do YOU say they are?
Title: Re: Villi Headcanons
Post by: Fussmatte on April 09, 2013, 02:40:48 am
But really, where do YOU say they are?
(http://i.imgur.com/JYcMw5q.png)
Title: Re: Villi Headcanons
Post by: Epsilon on April 09, 2013, 02:58:02 am
So just one word can inspire a whole pageful of posts relating to it.
Okay.

Headcanons because this is what the topic is about

1. Sometimes, though rarely, alcohol is sold in Pocket Shops (shops in pocket dimensions). However, it is not allowed onto ships.
2. Flipping works by a "Machine" in the Villis that was implemented into the first few as replacements for jumping. What it does is reverse the air pressure around the Villi, which then pushes them up and makes them stand on the roof.
3. Just like humans, Villis can have mental illnesses, be crippled, pretty much anything that does not effect heath, besides mental illnesses. If they count.
4. Trinkets, though primarily purple, can come in red, orange, yellow, lime green and blue.

1. Victoria actually had a sad childhood. Because of how sad it may seem, I do not wish to post it in public. You may PM me for the story.
Title: Re: Villi Headcanons
Post by: UberHacker on April 09, 2013, 03:11:11 am
But really, where do YOU say they are?
(http://i.imgur.com/JYcMw5q.png)

>:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
Title: Re: Villi Headcanons
Post by: A quite MEDICal Derpfish on April 09, 2013, 11:31:15 am
But really, where do YOU say they are?
(http://i.imgur.com/JYcMw5q.png)

>:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

WHAT!?!?! *Looks behind me*
Title: Re: Villi Headcanons
Post by: Hilbert on April 09, 2013, 11:49:03 am
We can't find them because they live in the 12th dimension, not one of the contactable 11! Also VVVVVV is the 22nd.
Title: Re: Villi Headcanons
Post by: blue626 on April 09, 2013, 07:27:54 pm
Somehow, all Villis end up having nearly the same height and width when they reach 20 years (when they become adult), although they can have different weights.
Also, speaking about heights, somewhere Vermillion/Kayya* said that they about half the size of humans altough they're 2 feet tall. I thought the average height of normal humans  is around 5 feet and a half? I don't really know, since I use another measuring system.

-The reason  :viridian: wants trinkets so badly (according to the fandom) is because he has a mental disorder for him to like particularly shiny objects.

Disagreed. Viridian wouldn't be qualified to be a captain then. The reason he/she wants trinkets is because he/she is curious of them. Same for Victoria. However Vermillion might want trinkets due to their value...

(625th post, heh).
Title: Re: Villi Headcanons
Post by: A quite MEDICal Derpfish on April 09, 2013, 10:42:06 pm
Somehow, all Villis end up having nearly the same height and width when they reach 20 years (when they become adult), although they can have different weights.
Also, speaking about heights, somewhere Vermillion/Kayya* said that they about half the size of humans altough they're 2 feet tall. I thought the average height of normal humans  is around 5 feet and a half? I don't really know, since I use another measuring system.

-The reason  :viridian: wants trinkets so badly (according to the fandom) is because he has a mental disorder for him to like particularly shiny objects.

Disagreed. Viridian wouldn't be qualified to be a captain then. The reason he/she wants trinkets is because he/she is curious of them. Same for Victoria. However Vermillion might want trinkets due to their value...

(625th post, heh).

i was kidding, no, not to make myself not be stupid

i really was, didn't know why i posted it
Title: Re: Villi Headcanons
Post by: Epsilon on April 10, 2013, 04:59:33 am
Okay I noticed something
So I said the MAXIMUM age for a Villi to live was 98.
Blue said that it was the AVERAGE, which i corrected. The average is not 98, that would mean Villis would be able to live over 98 years old. That can't happen.
Then he kinda got all technical and end of discussion. Because I ended it.
This deals to that small little argument we had on page 4, about averages and ages and 99 minus 1 second year old Villis and...yeah. He simply just though 98 was the average when it was the maximum.
Jus' clearing it up.


1. There's over 60,000 Villis living right now, in their dimension.
2. As some people may know, there's over 1,000,000 possible hex. numbers, but some cannot be differentiated, which reduces possible colours for Villis to be born in. So, the way genetics work is that after a certain amount of time, a century at least, old colours will be used again, and since no one from the new century will know them, unless they were famous, their colour is simply just a colour.
3. Not many Villis are born throughout each year, likely less the amount of Humans born, since there's 7 million of us. There's only over 60,000 for them.
4. They breathe Oxygen. They are, however, adapted to living in different environments of air, such as CO2 and Nitrogen. There's possibly, like, a little oxygen pack inside of their bodies with stores oxygen for when they're exploring new places without the amount of Oxygen that's needed. The pack does not help when they are suffocating.
Title: Re: Villi Headcanons
Post by: A quite MEDICal Derpfish on April 10, 2013, 05:38:16 am
Final HC:  :vitellary: is one of the best genetics experts in all of the dimensions, and his works gave way to other things in dimensions such as...

Bioshock's Plasmids!

Player Upgrades (E.g. Run Faster)

Artificial Lief, giving way to sentient beings that don't need all the damned robotics work, such as Alpha/Omega/WhatevertheonewithEwas in "OFF"

(Edit: Fixed a very horrid grammar error.)
Title: Re: Villi Headcanons
Post by: Epsilon on April 11, 2013, 03:57:23 am
Final HC:  :vitellary: is one of the best genetics experts in all of the dimensions, and his works gave way to other things in dimensions such as...

Bioshock's Plasmids!

Player Upgrades (I.e. Run Faster)

Artificial Life, giving way to sentient beings that don't need all the damned robotics work, such as Alpha/Omega/WhatevertheonewithEwas in "OFF"

Epsilon. Its Epsilon. And how would onion rings do anything? They're just...circles. Onion rings. Rings that Sonic collects.
Oh god...What if Vitellary accidentally created the three guardians and some others? (Derpfish, we continue this in PM. I know Doormat does not like OFF.)

1. If Victoria gets a bad enough nightmare, she'll go snuggle up to Vermilion to try and ward it away.
2. Viridian has a lot of game merchandise in his trinket pile. Diamond Pickaxe, Pokeball, Kirby Plush...Lots of gaming merchandise.
3. Vermilion plays Minecraft. He also goes on servers, he doesn't own one though.
4. Victoria is a good writer, and has a lot of details in her stories. Violet, also a writer, just writes down what she thinks is ok, not as many details as Victoria's writing.
Title: Re: Villi Headcanons
Post by: A quite MEDICal Derpfish on April 12, 2013, 12:27:30 am
Rings that Sonic collects.

SANIC DA HEHDGEHAG

(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQP3gdyyIFGvyoBwt6-AS8ZyZcV3fR8KoNClYYs5dhuTOlEBEJH)
Title: Re: Villi Headcanons
Post by: N on April 12, 2013, 01:11:44 am
Rings that Sonic collects.

SANIC DA HEHDGEHAG

(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQP3gdyyIFGvyoBwt6-AS8ZyZcV3fR8KoNClYYs5dhuTOlEBEJH)
He no match for captan falcun
Title: Re: Villi Headcanons
Post by: A quite MEDICal Derpfish on April 12, 2013, 01:12:43 am
Rings that Sonic collects.

SANIC DA HEHDGEHAG

(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQP3gdyyIFGvyoBwt6-AS8ZyZcV3fR8KoNClYYs5dhuTOlEBEJH)
He no match for captan falcun

ogm u nob captan falcun relies on a plaen u retort

evehn a smail cud run fahster
Title: Re: Villi Headcanons
Post by: A quite MEDICal Derpfish on April 15, 2013, 10:28:34 pm
New HC: Dimension uwotm8 actually exists, and  :violet: got stuck there with  :verdigris:, after an explosion (which caused the original D.S.S. Souleye (Having 8 Rooms, Including a Barracks and stuff) to only have six.) caused them to fall into the happy little space between dimensions and fall into it.

yolo
Title: Re: Villi Headcanons
Post by: Fussmatte on April 22, 2013, 04:20:21 am
Remember this? (http://distractionware.com/forum/index.php?topic=1352.msg15559#msg15559)
Well, if that trinket is worth 25,000 trinkets, and blue626's theory that trinkets are worth V15625 is correct, then that trinket would be worth V390625000! :o So no, I don't think trinkets are worth V15625. I mean, why would they be that much when trinkets are so common? Maybe like V100...

...Wait, what would the V currency be called anyway?
Title: Re: Villi Headcanons
Post by: N on April 22, 2013, 09:06:31 pm
...Wait, what would the V currency be called anyway?
Ven? (Yen)
Title: Re: Villi Headcanons
Post by: Dav999 on April 22, 2013, 09:24:04 pm
...Wait, what would the V currency be called anyway?
Ven? (Yen)

And what should the exchange rate be like? How many $/€/£/¥ would V1 be?
Title: Re: Villi Headcanons
Post by: UberHacker on April 22, 2013, 09:35:44 pm
And what should the exchange rate be like? How many $/€/£/¥ would V1 be?

Well, according to the original citation (http://distractionware.com/forum/index.php?topic=1352.msg15559#msg15559 (http://distractionware.com/forum/index.php?topic=1352.msg15559#msg15559)), 25,000 trinkets are worth only $2. Using blue626's theory, just like N, one U.S. dollar is equivalent to V195,312,500. :o One can use current exchange rates to evaluate the rest.

EDIT: Just realized that was my 101st post. :-X
Title: Re: Villi Headcanons
Post by: Dav999 on April 22, 2013, 10:03:09 pm
And what should the exchange rate be like? How many $/€/£/¥ would V1 be?

Well, according to the original citation (http://distractionware.com/forum/index.php?topic=1352.msg15559#msg15559 (http://distractionware.com/forum/index.php?topic=1352.msg15559#msg15559)), 25,000 trinkets are worth only $2. Using blue626's theory, just like N, one U.S. dollar is equivalent to V195,312,500. :o One can use current exchange rates to evaluate the rest.

That could be another headcanon: the prices used to be normal (in an old currency), but then a hyperinflation came which was bad enough to make Villis burn the money because that produced more heat than the wood you could buy with it... Then, the Ven (V) was introduced, which solved all money problems.
Title: Re: Villi Headcanons
Post by: Fussmatte on April 22, 2013, 11:27:21 pm
Maybe V1 is equivelant to $0.50
huh, I dunno
Title: Re: Villi Headcanons
Post by: TheJonyMyster on April 27, 2013, 04:46:23 am
What does Ven look like?
This?
 ________
|'    :viridian:    '|
""""""""""""'

Except it's a white Villi.
Title: Re: Villi Headcanons
Post by: Dav999 on April 27, 2013, 07:11:40 am
What does Ven look like?
This?
 ________
|'    :viridian:    '|
""""""""""""'

Except it's a white Villi.

  ________
 |V  :viridian:  V|
  ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
Title: Re: Villi Headcanons
Post by: N on April 27, 2013, 11:40:56 am
  ________
 |V  :viridian:  V|
  ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯

It looks like this
Title: Re: Villi Headcanons
Post by: Chillius on April 27, 2013, 02:00:18 pm
 ____
/        \
| :victoria:    |
\ ____/

Victoria wears a hexagon.
Title: Re: Villi Headcanons
Post by: TheJonyMyster on April 27, 2013, 02:41:46 pm
  ________
 |V  :viridian:  V|
  ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯

It looks like this

I'm just going to go make that in photoshop.