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I seriously questioned why I made this.

I decided to release it as "The Update Level Kit."

Comes complete with Veni Vidi Vici ripoff, trinket, terminals for updating us on your leVVVVVVels, and colorful text.

And a crewmate. Can't forget those.

I reccomend posting your updates to your update level once a week, but you can do it more or less than that.

Get it today, while it's still not in my recycle bin!

After getting a face full of spikes at least 100 times, you'll learn to beat Intermission 1. 

The spikes were eliminated by the magic of scripts.

You all just left the biscuits lying around, so I ate them. Seriously, you didn't look like you wanted any. Sorry.

I was hungry!

Someone ate all my trinkets... 

No, it wasn't Flaming.

It's also a good idea to have trinkets as vital objects and to place them in the most masochistic of challenges for fake difficulty tactics.

Oh, and make Viridian obsessed with Trinkets. 

Fun fact:

Driller gave me difficulty when running through the demo.

Now, I think I could clear Space Station 1 without dying.  This doesn't include Trinkets, though.