Corrupt a Wish (FORUM GAME)

[N]

Simply corrupt a wish, like this:

Poster 1: I wish for a Nintendo 64.
Poster 2: Wish granted. It turns out to be a fake.

I'll start.
I wish to beat Serenade in Megaman Battle Network 3.

[Hilbert]

Wish Granted. ur game glitches out and u have to start over.

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Wish was granted
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I wish for cheese

[Whirligig]

I wish that Roskilla would actually post a new wish in his reply.

[ToasterApocalypse]

I wish that Roskilla would actually post a new wish in his reply.

Granted, but it's only the first reply. 

I wish I could get round to finishing my level 

[Dav999]

Wish granted. You forget to save it and the game crashes, so you have to do everything again.

I wish... Hmm... [long pause]

[ToasterApocalypse]

Wish granted. You forget to save it and the game crashes, so you have to do everything again.

I wish... Hmm... [long pause]

Granted, but it's a short pause.

I wish I had cheese.

[Dav999]

Granted, but it's too old and not suitable for consumption.

I wish my pause was longer.

[ToasterApocalypse]

Granted, but it's too old and not suitable for consumption.

I wish my pause was longer.

Granted.










BUT it's only one second longer.

EDIT: I wish I had fingers

[Dav999]

Granted, but you can only get two.

I wish I could think of something to wish!

[ToasterApocalypse]

Granted, but you can only get two.

I wish I could think of something to wish!

Granted, but you forget what your wish is after a time period of 5 seconds.

I wish I had MOAR ideas for levels.

[Dav999]

Granted, but as soon as you open the level editor, you can't remember anything about it!

I wish I didn't forget my wishes!

[ToasterApocalypse]

Granted, but as soon as you open the level editor, you can't remember anything about it!

I wish I didn't forget my wishes!

Granted but you remember too much and your brain explodes inside you.

I wish I had a donut

[Dav999]

Granted, but there's no hole in it! And it's a square.

I wish there were some more smileys.

[ToasterApocalypse]

Granted, but there's no hole in it! And it's a square.

I wish there were some more smileys.

Granted but then  comes and  deletes them all 

I wish I had a wish that was such a nice wish that wished I had a wish while I wished upon a wishing well which granted my wish which was to have a wish which I will use to wish for a wish to wish with.

[Dav999]

Granted, but then came and breaks the well.

I was sort of expecting wishes like this: 'I wish that wish which was wishing the wish wishes wish blablabla'

I wish my wish wishes wishes which wish wishes which I wish, wishing wishes.