Corrupt a Wish (FORUM GAME)

[JPlus]

Granted, but the shot was missed.

I wish for (or did somebody else already wish for that?)

Granted, but your face becomes stuck like that forever.
I wish for Internet 2.

[Dav999]

Granted, but there's a big security leak in it, just like in Internet Explorer, and Internet 2 is put out of service as a result.

I wish for a smiley that didn't get stuck.

[N]

Granted but it's this smiley

I wish to get that smiley out of my head

[JPlus]

Granted but your brain forgets all faces and smileys ever.

I wish for Red vs. Blue Season 11.

[N]

Granted but it turns out to be crap

I wish to turn into a TV character named D**py Ho***s

(Fill in the *'s)

[JPlus]

Granted, but instead of Derpy Hooves, you get Dappy Hordes.
I wish for cake.
inb4 granted but it's a lie

[Dav999]

Granted, but it's too far away. (you were wrong!)

I wish for •.

[JPlus]

Granted, but it becomes a black holes.
I wish for BOLDCAPSLOCKPENTANCESWITHNOSPACES

[Dav999]

Granted, but it's illegible.

I wish for an idea.

[JPlus]

Granted, but you forget it.
I wish for what ever you grant me.

[N]

Granted, but I granted you a bomb that exploded and destroyed 200% of every last universe in existence.

I wish to stop going to school

[JPlus]

Still got my wish.

Granted, but you lose all knowledge and become a mindless drone.
I wish to press enter to explode.

[N]

granted but you use the pulse transmission thingy and press enter while its on your body

i wish to turn into Derpy Hooves

[JPlus]

Granted, but you immediatly crash into a building and get broken wings.

I wish for the power of time travel.

[allison]

Granted, but someone else does, and then you both end up in exactly the same place and the same time, so you both explode.

I wish to corrupt more wishes.