Five Word Story (EHMAGURD ANOTHER FORUM GAME)

[N]

teleporter and completely skipped everything

[Pyrite]

Once there was a guy who just escaped the worst movie ever made because of a fire alarm going off due to the fire in the water storage, which started because of the oil leakwhich nearly destroyed the whole city. Luckily, there was a pegasus named Derpy Hooves who crashed into the asteroid that was also quite capable of blowing up an entire planetin the outer regions of Regeinland of the LMC. Then got hit by falling meatballs But he ate them all. Then he got really fat, and exploded.  cried again. The explosion destroyed the oil that was then set alight, but then  sacrificed hinmself to save the captain again. However, this ended up catastrophically and they both died horribly. Luckily Master Chief came out but unfortunately he asploded into Protoman's quoteless post. He was angry about it. Before that, Toasters toasted toast because toast. Then, the toaster imploded, resulting in aggressive actions by toast. But, the toast ends up somewhere, not fully toasted yet, and cold. A warp token teleported Viridian to the factory, and was confused by puzzles. Then he got himself a teleporter and completely skipped everything while eating some square bagels.

(Jesus ghrist, that was really annoying to copy everything into one post. We should just copy the last person's post and add our five words like in this thread in another forum that was shut down sometime within the last year for unknown reasons, probably spambots and inactivity.)

[ToasterApocalypse]

Once there was a guy who just escaped the worst movie ever made because of a fire alarm going off due to the fire in the water storage, which started because of the oil leakwhich nearly destroyed the whole city. Luckily, there was a pegasus named Derpy Hooves who crashed into the asteroid that was also quite capable of blowing up an entire planetin the outer regions of Regeinland of the LMC. Then got hit by falling meatballs But he ate them all. Then he got really fat, and exploded.  cried again. The explosion destroyed the oil that was then set alight, but then  sacrificed hinmself to save the captain again. However, this ended up catastrophically and they both died horribly. Luckily Master Chief came out but unfortunately he asploded into Protoman's quoteless post. He was angry about it. Before that, Toasters toasted toast because toast. Then, the toaster imploded, resulting in aggressive actions by toast. But, the toast ends up somewhere, not fully toasted yet, and cold. A warp token teleported Viridian to the factory, and was confused by puzzles. Then he got himself a teleporter and completely skipped everything while eating some square bagels.

(Jesus ghrist, that was really annoying to copy everything into one post. We should just copy the last person's post and add our five words like in this thread in another forum that was shut down sometime within the last year for unknown reasons, probably spambots and inactivity.)

Once there was a guy who just escaped the worst movie ever made because of a fire alarm going off due to the fire in the water storage, which started because of the oil leakwhich nearly destroyed the whole city. Luckily, there was a pegasus named Derpy Hooves who crashed into the asteroid that was also quite capable of blowing up an entire planetin the outer regions of Regeinland of the LMC. Then got hit by falling meatballs But he ate them all. Then he got really fat, and exploded.  cried again. The explosion destroyed the oil that was then set alight, but then  sacrificed hinmself to save the captain again. However, this ended up catastrophically and they both died horribly. Luckily Master Chief came out but unfortunately he asploded into Protoman's quoteless post. He was angry about it. Before that, Toasters toasted toast because toast. Then, the toaster imploded, resulting in aggressive actions by toast. But, the toast ends up somewhere, not fully toasted yet, and cold. A warp token teleported Viridian to the factory, and was confused by puzzles. Then he got himself a teleporter and completely skipped everything while eating some square bagels. (+)The bagels exploded inside him.

(I think we should do that too, but use the (+) symbol to show we added stuff.)

[allison]

Why did crazyal02 continue there?

I HAVE NO IDEA

Because I didn't realize there was another page after that 

Anyway, POST TIME:

Once there was a guy who just escaped the worst movie ever made because of a fire alarm going off due to the fire in the water storage, which started because of the oil leakwhich nearly destroyed the whole city. Luckily, there was a pegasus named Derpy Hooves who crashed into the asteroid that was also quite capable of blowing up an entire planetin the outer regions of Regeinland of the LMC. Then got hit by falling meatballs But he ate them all. Then he got really fat, and exploded.  cried again. The explosion destroyed the oil that was then set alight, but then  sacrificed hinmself to save the captain again. However, this ended up catastrophically and they both died horribly. Luckily Master Chief came out but unfortunately he asploded into Protoman's quoteless post. He was angry about it. Before that, Toasters toasted toast because toast. Then, the toaster imploded, resulting in aggressive actions by toast. But, the toast ends up somewhere, not fully toasted yet, and cold. A warp token teleported Viridian to the factory, and was confused by puzzles. Then he got himself a teleporter and completely skipped everything while eating some square bagels. The bagels exploded inside him. (+) Then  cried AGAIN. Afterwards,

[ToasterApocalypse]

Once there was a guy who just escaped the worst movie ever made because of a fire alarm going off due to the fire in the water storage, which started because of the oil leakwhich nearly destroyed the whole city. Luckily, there was a pegasus named Derpy Hooves who crashed into the asteroid that was also quite capable of blowing up an entire planetin the outer regions of Regeinland of the LMC. Then got hit by falling meatballs But he ate them all. Then he got really fat, and exploded.  cried again. The explosion destroyed the oil that was then set alight, but then  sacrificed hinmself to save the captain again. However, this ended up catastrophically and they both died horribly. Luckily Master Chief came out but unfortunately he asploded into Protoman's quoteless post. He was angry about it. Before that, Toasters toasted toast because toast. Then, the toaster imploded, resulting in aggressive actions by toast. But, the toast ends up somewhere, not fully toasted yet, and cold. A warp token teleported Viridian to the factory, and was confused by puzzles. Then he got himself a teleporter and completely skipped everything while eating some square bagels. The bagels exploded inside him. Then  cried AGAIN. Afterwards, (+) the Lugovalos fleet conquered VVVVV.

[N]

Once there was a guy who just escaped the worst movie ever made because of a fire alarm going off due to the fire in the water storage, which started because of the oil leakwhich nearly destroyed the whole city. Luckily, there was a pegasus named Derpy Hooves who crashed into the asteroid that was also quite capable of blowing up an entire planetin the outer regions of Regeinland of the LMC. Then got hit by falling meatballs But he ate them all. Then he got really fat, and exploded.  cried again. The explosion destroyed the oil that was then set alight, but then  sacrificed hinmself to save the captain again. However, this ended up catastrophically and they both died horribly. Luckily Master Chief came out but unfortunately he asploded into Protoman's quoteless post. He was angry about it. Before that, Toasters toasted toast because toast. Then, the toaster imploded, resulting in aggressive actions by toast. But, the toast ends up somewhere, not fully toasted yet, and cold. A warp token teleported Viridian to the factory, and was confused by puzzles. Then he got himself a teleporter and completely skipped everything while eating some square bagels. The bagels exploded inside him. Then  cried AGAIN. Afterwards, the Lugovalos fleet conquered VVVVV. (+) However, Derpy Hooves saved the

[ToasterApocalypse]

Once there was a guy who just escaped the worst movie ever made because of a fire alarm going off due to the fire in the water storage, which started because of the oil leakwhich nearly destroyed the whole city. Luckily, there was a pegasus named Derpy Hooves who crashed into the asteroid that was also quite capable of blowing up an entire planetin the outer regions of Regeinland of the LMC. Then got hit by falling meatballs But he ate them all. Then he got really fat, and exploded.  cried again. The explosion destroyed the oil that was then set alight, but then  sacrificed hinmself to save the captain again. However, this ended up catastrophically and they both died horribly. Luckily Master Chief came out but unfortunately he asploded into Protoman's quoteless post. He was angry about it. Before that, Toasters toasted toast because toast. Then, the toaster imploded, resulting in aggressive actions by toast. But, the toast ends up somewhere, not fully toasted yet, and cold. A warp token teleported Viridian to the factory, and was confused by puzzles. Then he got himself a teleporter and completely skipped everything while eating some square bagels. The bagels exploded inside him. Then  cried AGAIN. Afterwards, the Lugovalos fleet conquered VVVVV. However, Derpy Hooves saved (+) the LMC by commiting suicide.

[N]

Once there was a guy who just escaped the worst movie ever made because of a fire alarm going off due to the fire in the water storage, which started because of the oil leakwhich nearly destroyed the whole city. Luckily, there was a pegasus named Derpy Hooves who crashed into the asteroid that was also quite capable of blowing up an entire planetin the outer regions of Regeinland of the LMC. Then got hit by falling meatballs But he ate them all. Then he got really fat, and exploded.  cried again. The explosion destroyed the oil that was then set alight, but then  sacrificed hinmself to save the captain again. However, this ended up catastrophically and they both died horribly. Luckily Master Chief came out but unfortunately he asploded into Protoman's quoteless post. He was angry about it. Before that, Toasters toasted toast because toast. Then, the toaster imploded, resulting in aggressive actions by toast. But, the toast ends up somewhere, not fully toasted yet, and cold. A warp token teleported Viridian to the factory, and was confused by puzzles. Then he got himself a teleporter and completely skipped everything while eating some square bagels. The bagels exploded inside him. Then  cried AGAIN. Afterwards, the Lugovalos fleet conquered VVVVV. However, Derpy Hooves saved the LMC by commiting suicide. (+) Derpy got revived by Protoman

[Hilbert]

Once there was a guy who just escaped the worst movie ever made because of a fire alarm going off due to the fire in the water storage, which started because of the oil leakwhich nearly destroyed the whole city. Luckily, there was a pegasus named Derpy Hooves who crashed into the asteroid that was also quite capable of blowing up an entire planetin the outer regions of Regeinland of the LMC. Then got hit by falling meatballs But he ate them all. Then he got really fat, and exploded.  cried again. The explosion destroyed the oil that was then set alight, but then  sacrificed hinmself to save the captain again. However, this ended up catastrophically and they both died horribly. Luckily Master Chief came out but unfortunately he asploded into Protoman's quoteless post. He was angry about it. Before that, Toasters toasted toast because toast. Then, the toaster imploded, resulting in aggressive actions by toast. But, the toast ends up somewhere, not fully toasted yet, and cold. A warp token teleported Viridian to the factory, and was confused by puzzles. Then he got himself a teleporter and completely skipped everything while eating some square bagels. The bagels exploded inside him. Then  cried AGAIN. Afterwards, the Lugovalos fleet conquered VVVVV. However, Derpy Hooves saved the LMC by commiting suicide. Derpy got revived by Protoman
(+) who then saw Lord Herobrine

[N]

Once there was a guy who just escaped the worst movie ever made because of a fire alarm going off due to the fire in the water storage, which started because of the oil leakwhich nearly destroyed the whole city. Luckily, there was a pegasus named Derpy Hooves who crashed into the asteroid that was also quite capable of blowing up an entire planetin the outer regions of Regeinland of the LMC. Then got hit by falling meatballs But he ate them all. Then he got really fat, and exploded.  cried again. The explosion destroyed the oil that was then set alight, but then  sacrificed hinmself to save the captain again. However, this ended up catastrophically and they both died horribly. Luckily Master Chief came out but unfortunately he asploded into Protoman's quoteless post. He was angry about it. Before that, Toasters toasted toast because toast. Then, the toaster imploded, resulting in aggressive actions by toast. But, the toast ends up somewhere, not fully toasted yet, and cold. A warp token teleported Viridian to the factory, and was confused by puzzles. Then he got himself a teleporter and completely skipped everything while eating some square bagels. The bagels exploded inside him. Then  cried AGAIN. Afterwards, the Lugovalos fleet conquered VVVVV. However, Derpy Hooves saved the LMC by commiting suicide. Derpy got revived by Protoman who then saw Lord Herobrine (+) but Herobrine died fatally and

[Pyrite]

Once there was a guy who just escaped the worst movie ever made because of a fire alarm going off due to the fire in the water storage, which started because of the oil leakwhich nearly destroyed the whole city. Luckily, there was a pegasus named Derpy Hooves who crashed into the asteroid that was also quite capable of blowing up an entire planetin the outer regions of Regeinland of the LMC. Then got hit by falling meatballs But he ate them all. Then he got really fat, and exploded.  cried again. The explosion destroyed the oil that was then set alight, but then  sacrificed hinmself to save the captain again. However, this ended up catastrophically and they both died horribly. Luckily Master Chief came out but unfortunately he asploded into Protoman's quoteless post. He was angry about it. Before that, Toasters toasted toast because toast. Then, the toaster imploded, resulting in aggressive actions by toast. But, the toast ends up somewhere, not fully toasted yet, and cold. A warp token teleported Viridian to the factory, and was confused by puzzles. Then he got himself a teleporter and completely skipped everything while eating some square bagels. The bagels exploded inside him. Then  cried AGAIN. Afterwards, the Lugovalos fleet conquered VVVVV. However, Derpy Hooves saved the LMC by commiting suicide. Derpy got revived by Protoman who then saw Lord Herobrine but Herobrine died fatally (+) and revived, Herobrine never dies.

[N]

Once there was a guy who just escaped the worst movie ever made because of a fire alarm going off due to the fire in the water storage, which started because of the oil leakwhich nearly destroyed the whole city. Luckily, there was a pegasus named Derpy Hooves who crashed into the asteroid that was also quite capable of blowing up an entire planetin the outer regions of Regeinland of the LMC. Then got hit by falling meatballs But he ate them all. Then he got really fat, and exploded.  cried again. The explosion destroyed the oil that was then set alight, but then  sacrificed hinmself to save the captain again. However, this ended up catastrophically and they both died horribly. Luckily Master Chief came out but unfortunately he asploded into Protoman's quoteless post. He was angry about it. Before that, Toasters toasted toast because toast. Then, the toaster imploded, resulting in aggressive actions by toast. But, the toast ends up somewhere, not fully toasted yet, and cold. A warp token teleported Viridian to the factory, and was confused by puzzles. Then he got himself a teleporter and completely skipped everything while eating some square bagels. The bagels exploded inside him. Then  cried AGAIN. Afterwards, the Lugovalos fleet conquered VVVVV. However, Derpy Hooves saved the LMC by commiting suicide. Derpy got revived by Protoman who then saw Lord Herobrine but Herobrine died fatally (+) and revived, Herobrine never dies. (+) Derpy then got Anti-Herobrine

[ToasterApocalypse]

Once there was a guy who just escaped the worst movie ever made because of a fire alarm going off due to the fire in the water storage, which started because of the oil leakwhich nearly destroyed the whole city. Luckily, there was a pegasus named Derpy Hooves who crashed into the asteroid that was also quite capable of blowing up an entire planetin the outer regions of Regeinland of the LMC. Then got hit by falling meatballs But he ate them all. Then he got really fat, and exploded.  cried again. The explosion destroyed the oil that was then set alight, but then  sacrificed hinmself to save the captain again. However, this ended up catastrophically and they both died horribly. Luckily Master Chief came out but unfortunately he asploded into Protoman's quoteless post. He was angry about it. Before that, Toasters toasted toast because toast. Then, the toaster imploded, resulting in aggressive actions by toast. But, the toast ends up somewhere, not fully toasted yet, and cold. A warp token teleported Viridian to the factory, and was confused by puzzles. Then he got himself a teleporter and completely skipped everything while eating some square bagels. The bagels exploded inside him. Then  cried AGAIN. Afterwards, the Lugovalos fleet conquered VVVVV. However, Derpy Hooves saved the LMC by commiting suicide. Derpy got revived by Protoman who then saw Lord Herobrine but Herobrine died fatally and revived, Herobrine never dies. Derpy then got Anti-Herobrine (+) but Niall Eremon killed it.

[N]

Once there was a guy who just escaped the worst movie ever made because of a fire alarm going off due to the fire in the water storage, which started because of the oil leakwhich nearly destroyed the whole city. Luckily, there was a pegasus named Derpy Hooves who crashed into the asteroid that was also quite capable of blowing up an entire planetin the outer regions of Regeinland of the LMC. Then got hit by falling meatballs But he ate them all. Then he got really fat, and exploded.  cried again. The explosion destroyed the oil that was then set alight, but then  sacrificed hinmself to save the captain again. However, this ended up catastrophically and they both died horribly. Luckily Master Chief came out but unfortunately he asploded into Protoman's quoteless post. He was angry about it. Before that, Toasters toasted toast because toast. Then, the toaster imploded, resulting in aggressive actions by toast. But, the toast ends up somewhere, not fully toasted yet, and cold. A warp token teleported Viridian to the factory, and was confused by puzzles. Then he got himself a teleporter and completely skipped everything while eating some square bagels. The bagels exploded inside him. Then  cried AGAIN. Afterwards, the Lugovalos fleet conquered VVVVV. However, Derpy Hooves saved the LMC by commiting suicide. Derpy got revived by Protoman who then saw Lord Herobrine but Herobrine died fatally and revived, Herobrine never dies. Derpy then got Anti-Herobrine but Niall Eremon killed it. (+) Derpy was revived YET AGAIN

[Dav999]

Once there was a guy who just escaped the worst movie ever made because of a fire alarm going off due to the fire in the water storage, which started because of the oil leakwhich nearly destroyed the whole city. Luckily, there was a pegasus named Derpy Hooves who crashed into the asteroid that was also quite capable of blowing up an entire planetin the outer regions of Regeinland of the LMC. Then got hit by falling meatballs But he ate them all. Then he got really fat, and exploded.  cried again. The explosion destroyed the oil that was then set alight, but then  sacrificed hinmself to save the captain again. However, this ended up catastrophically and they both died horribly. Luckily Master Chief came out but unfortunately he asploded into Protoman's quoteless post. He was angry about it. Before that, Toasters toasted toast because toast. Then, the toaster imploded, resulting in aggressive actions by toast. But, the toast ends up somewhere, not fully toasted yet, and cold. A warp token teleported Viridian to the factory, and was confused by puzzles. Then he got himself a teleporter and completely skipped everything while eating some square bagels. The bagels exploded inside him. Then  cried AGAIN. Afterwards, the Lugovalos fleet conquered VVVVV. However, Derpy Hooves saved the LMC by commiting suicide. Derpy got revived by Protoman who then saw Lord Herobrine but Herobrine died fatally and revived, Herobrine never dies. Derpy then got Anti-Herobrine but Niall Eremon killed it. Derpy was revived YET AGAIN (+) only to die of starvation.