Five Word Story (EHMAGURD ANOTHER FORUM GAME)

[Dav999]

Once there was a guy who just escaped the worst movie ever made because of a fire alarm going off due to the fire in the water storage, which started because of the oil leak which nearly destroyed the whole city. Luckily, there was a pegasus named Derpy Hooves who crashed into the asteroid that was also quite capable of blowing up an entire planetin the outer regions of Regeinland of the LMC. Then got hit by falling meatballs But he ate them all. Then he got really fat, and exploded.  cried again. The explosion destroyed the oil that was then set alight, but then  sacrificed hinmself to save the captain again. However, this ended up catastrophically and they both died horribly. Luckily Master Chief came out but unfortunately he asploded into Protoman's quoteless post. He was angry about it. Before that, Toasters toasted toast because toast. Then, the toaster imploded, resulting in aggressive actions by toast. But, the toast ends up somewhere, not fully toasted yet, and cold. A warp token teleported Viridian to the factory, and was confused by puzzles. Then he got himself a teleporter and completely skipped everything while eating some square bagels. The bagels exploded inside him. Then  cried AGAIN. Afterwards, the Lugovalos fleet conquered VVVVV. However, Derpy Hooves saved the LMC by commiting suicide. Derpy got revived by Protoman who then saw Lord Herobrine but Herobrine died fatally and revived, Herobrine never dies. Derpy then got Anti-Herobrine but Niall Eremon killed it. Derpy was revived YET AGAIN only to die of starvation. Derpy lost her Crystal Energy, but came back to life. Emperor Taranis then ate her. Derpy flew out of him determined to stop dying pointlessly and then Niall Eremon returned but Derpy killed him brutally.One fish two fish fish *boom* Suddenly, ToasterApocalypse appeared and and then became a Phage, after which he killed Derpy and the whole world. Viridian killed ToasterApocalypse and revived Derpy only to have Herobrine kill Protoman, so Derpy would die (+) without being able to respawn

[N]

Once there was a guy who just escaped the worst movie ever made because of a fire alarm going off due to the fire in the water storage, which started because of the oil leak which nearly destroyed the whole city. Luckily, there was a pegasus named Derpy Hooves who crashed into the asteroid that was also quite capable of blowing up an entire planetin the outer regions of Regeinland of the LMC. Then got hit by falling meatballs But he ate them all. Then he got really fat, and exploded.  cried again. The explosion destroyed the oil that was then set alight, but then  sacrificed hinmself to save the captain again. However, this ended up catastrophically and they both died horribly. Luckily Master Chief came out but unfortunately he asploded into Protoman's quoteless post. He was angry about it. Before that, Toasters toasted toast because toast. Then, the toaster imploded, resulting in aggressive actions by toast. But, the toast ends up somewhere, not fully toasted yet, and cold. A warp token teleported Viridian to the factory, and was confused by puzzles. Then he got himself a teleporter and completely skipped everything while eating some square bagels. The bagels exploded inside him. Then  cried AGAIN. Afterwards, the Lugovalos fleet conquered VVVVV. However, Derpy Hooves saved the LMC by commiting suicide. Derpy got revived by Protoman who then saw Lord Herobrine but Herobrine died fatally and revived, Herobrine never dies. Derpy then got Anti-Herobrine but Niall Eremon killed it. Derpy was revived YET AGAIN only to die of starvation. Derpy lost her Crystal Energy, but came back to life. Emperor Taranis then ate her. Derpy flew out of him determined to stop dying pointlessly and then Niall Eremon returned but Derpy killed him brutally.One fish two fish fish *boom* Suddenly, ToasterApocalypse appeared and and then became a Phage, after which he killed Derpy and the whole world. Viridian killed ToasterApocalypse and revived Derpy only to have Herobrine kill Protoman, so Derpy would die without being able to respawn. Protoman and Derpy revived theirselves

[Dav999]

Once there was a guy who just escaped the worst movie ever made because of a fire alarm going off due to the fire in the water storage, which started because of the oil leak which nearly destroyed the whole city. Luckily, there was a pegasus named Derpy Hooves who crashed into the asteroid that was also quite capable of blowing up an entire planetin the outer regions of Regeinland of the LMC. Then got hit by falling meatballs But he ate them all. Then he got really fat, and exploded.  cried again. The explosion destroyed the oil that was then set alight, but then  sacrificed hinmself to save the captain again. However, this ended up catastrophically and they both died horribly. Luckily Master Chief came out but unfortunately he asploded into Protoman's quoteless post. He was angry about it. Before that, Toasters toasted toast because toast. Then, the toaster imploded, resulting in aggressive actions by toast. But, the toast ends up somewhere, not fully toasted yet, and cold. A warp token teleported Viridian to the factory, and was confused by puzzles. Then he got himself a teleporter and completely skipped everything while eating some square bagels. The bagels exploded inside him. Then  cried AGAIN. Afterwards, the Lugovalos fleet conquered VVVVV. However, Derpy Hooves saved the LMC by commiting suicide. Derpy got revived by Protoman who then saw Lord Herobrine but Herobrine died fatally and revived, Herobrine never dies. Derpy then got Anti-Herobrine but Niall Eremon killed it. Derpy was revived YET AGAIN only to die of starvation. Derpy lost her Crystal Energy, but came back to life. Emperor Taranis then ate her. Derpy flew out of him determined to stop dying pointlessly and then Niall Eremon returned but Derpy killed him brutally.One fish two fish fish *boom* Suddenly, ToasterApocalypse appeared and and then became a Phage, after which he killed Derpy and the whole world. Viridian killed ToasterApocalypse and revived Derpy only to have Herobrine kill Protoman, so Derpy would die without being able to respawn. Protoman and Derpy revived theirselves (+) (haha, that was a joke)

[ToasterApocalypse]

Once there was a guy who just escaped the worst movie ever made because of a fire alarm going off due to the fire in the water storage, which started because of the oil leak which nearly destroyed the whole city. Luckily, there was a pegasus named Derpy Hooves who crashed into the asteroid that was also quite capable of blowing up an entire planetin the outer regions of Regeinland of the LMC. Then got hit by falling meatballs But he ate them all. Then he got really fat, and exploded.  cried again. The explosion destroyed the oil that was then set alight, but then  sacrificed hinmself to save the captain again. However, this ended up catastrophically and they both died horribly. Luckily Master Chief came out but unfortunately he asploded into Protoman's quoteless post. He was angry about it. Before that, Toasters toasted toast because toast. Then, the toaster imploded, resulting in aggressive actions by toast. But, the toast ends up somewhere, not fully toasted yet, and cold. A warp token teleported Viridian to the factory, and was confused by puzzles. Then he got himself a teleporter and completely skipped everything while eating some square bagels. The bagels exploded inside him. Then  cried AGAIN. Afterwards, the Lugovalos fleet conquered VVVVV. However, Derpy Hooves saved the LMC by commiting suicide. Derpy got revived by Protoman who then saw Lord Herobrine but Herobrine died fatally and revived, Herobrine never dies. Derpy then got Anti-Herobrine but Niall Eremon killed it. Derpy was revived YET AGAIN only to die of starvation. Derpy lost her Crystal Energy, but came back to life. Emperor Taranis then ate her. Derpy flew out of him determined to stop dying pointlessly and then Niall Eremon returned but Derpy killed him brutally.One fish two fish fish *boom* Suddenly, ToasterApocalypse appeared and and then became a Phage, after which he killed Derpy and the whole world. Viridian killed ToasterApocalypse and revived Derpy only to have Herobrine kill Protoman, so Derpy would die without being able to respawn. Protoman and Derpy revived themselves (haha, that was a joke) (+) and  would   

[N]

Once there was a guy who just escaped the worst movie ever made because of a fire alarm going off due to the fire in the water storage, which started because of the oil leak which nearly destroyed the whole city. Luckily, there was a pegasus named Derpy Hooves who crashed into the asteroid that was also quite capable of blowing up an entire planetin the outer regions of Regeinland of the LMC. Then got hit by falling meatballs But he ate them all. Then he got really fat, and exploded.  cried again. The explosion destroyed the oil that was then set alight, but then  sacrificed hinmself to save the captain again. However, this ended up catastrophically and they both died horribly. Luckily Master Chief came out but unfortunately he asploded into Protoman's quoteless post. He was angry about it. Before that, Toasters toasted toast because toast. Then, the toaster imploded, resulting in aggressive actions by toast. But, the toast ends up somewhere, not fully toasted yet, and cold. A warp token teleported Viridian to the factory, and was confused by puzzles. Then he got himself a teleporter and completely skipped everything while eating some square bagels. The bagels exploded inside him. Then  cried AGAIN. Afterwards, the Lugovalos fleet conquered VVVVV. However, Derpy Hooves saved the LMC by commiting suicide. Derpy got revived by Protoman who then saw Lord Herobrine but Herobrine died fatally and revived, Herobrine never dies. Derpy then got Anti-Herobrine but Niall Eremon killed it. Derpy was revived YET AGAIN only to die of starvation. Derpy lost her Crystal Energy, but came back to life. Emperor Taranis then ate her. Derpy flew out of him determined to stop dying pointlessly and then Niall Eremon returned but Derpy killed him brutally.One fish two fish fish *boom* Suddenly, ToasterApocalypse appeared and and then became a Phage, after which he killed Derpy and the whole world. Viridian killed ToasterApocalypse and revived Derpy only to have Herobrine kill Protoman, so Derpy would die without being able to respawn. Protoman and Derpy revived themselves (haha, that was a joke) and  would    (+) Protoman and Derpy revived themselves

(THEY WON'T STOP REVIVING THEMSELVES, THEY HAVE INFINITY LIVES)

[ToasterApocalypse]

Once there was a guy who just escaped the worst movie ever made because of a fire alarm going off due to the fire in the water storage, which started because of the oil leak which nearly destroyed the whole city. Luckily, there was a pegasus named Derpy Hooves who crashed into the asteroid that was also quite capable of blowing up an entire planetin the outer regions of Regeinland of the LMC. Then got hit by falling meatballs But he ate them all. Then he got really fat, and exploded.  cried again. The explosion destroyed the oil that was then set alight, but then  sacrificed hinmself to save the captain again. However, this ended up catastrophically and they both died horribly. Luckily Master Chief came out but unfortunately he asploded into Protoman's quoteless post. He was angry about it. Before that, Toasters toasted toast because toast. Then, the toaster imploded, resulting in aggressive actions by toast. But, the toast ends up somewhere, not fully toasted yet, and cold. A warp token teleported Viridian to the factory, and was confused by puzzles. Then he got himself a teleporter and completely skipped everything while eating some square bagels. The bagels exploded inside him. Then  cried AGAIN. Afterwards, the Lugovalos fleet conquered VVVVV. However, Derpy Hooves saved the LMC by commiting suicide. Derpy got revived by Protoman who then saw Lord Herobrine but Herobrine died fatally and revived, Herobrine never dies. Derpy then got Anti-Herobrine but Niall Eremon killed it. Derpy was revived YET AGAIN only to die of starvation. Derpy lost her Crystal Energy, but came back to life. Emperor Taranis then ate her. Derpy flew out of him determined to stop dying pointlessly and then Niall Eremon returned but Derpy killed him brutally.One fish two fish fish *boom* Suddenly, ToasterApocalypse appeared and and then became a Phage, after which he killed Derpy and the whole world. Viridian killed ToasterApocalypse and revived Derpy only to have Herobrine kill Protoman, so Derpy would die without being able to respawn. Protoman and Derpy revived themselves (haha, that was a joke) and  would    Protoman and Derpy revived themselves (+) and was banned for godmodding.

[N]

Once there was a guy who just escaped the worst movie ever made because of a fire alarm going off due to the fire in the water storage, which started because of the oil leak which nearly destroyed the whole city. Luckily, there was a pegasus named Derpy Hooves who crashed into the asteroid that was also quite capable of blowing up an entire planetin the outer regions of Regeinland of the LMC. Then got hit by falling meatballs But he ate them all. Then he got really fat, and exploded.  cried again. The explosion destroyed the oil that was then set alight, but then  sacrificed hinmself to save the captain again. However, this ended up catastrophically and they both died horribly. Luckily Master Chief came out but unfortunately he asploded into Protoman's quoteless post. He was angry about it. Before that, Toasters toasted toast because toast. Then, the toaster imploded, resulting in aggressive actions by toast. But, the toast ends up somewhere, not fully toasted yet, and cold. A warp token teleported Viridian to the factory, and was confused by puzzles. Then he got himself a teleporter and completely skipped everything while eating some square bagels. The bagels exploded inside him. Then  cried AGAIN. Afterwards, the Lugovalos fleet conquered VVVVV. However, Derpy Hooves saved the LMC by commiting suicide. Derpy got revived by Protoman who then saw Lord Herobrine but Herobrine died fatally and revived, Herobrine never dies. Derpy then got Anti-Herobrine but Niall Eremon killed it. Derpy was revived YET AGAIN only to die of starvation. Derpy lost her Crystal Energy, but came back to life. Emperor Taranis then ate her. Derpy flew out of him determined to stop dying pointlessly and then Niall Eremon returned but Derpy killed him brutally.One fish two fish fish *boom* Suddenly, ToasterApocalypse appeared and and then became a Phage, after which he killed Derpy and the whole world. Viridian killed ToasterApocalypse and revived Derpy only to have Herobrine kill Protoman, so Derpy would die without being able to respawn. Protoman and Derpy revived themselves (haha, that was a joke) and  would    Protoman and Derpy revived themselves and was banned for godmodding. They unbanned theirselves and murdered

[Dav999]

Once there was a guy who just escaped the worst movie ever made because of a fire alarm going off due to the fire in the water storage, which started because of the oil leak which nearly destroyed the whole city. Luckily, there was a pegasus named Derpy Hooves who crashed into the asteroid that was also quite capable of blowing up an entire planetin the outer regions of Regeinland of the LMC. Then got hit by falling meatballs But he ate them all. Then he got really fat, and exploded.  cried again. The explosion destroyed the oil that was then set alight, but then  sacrificed hinmself to save the captain again. However, this ended up catastrophically and they both died horribly. Luckily Master Chief came out but unfortunately he asploded into Protoman's quoteless post. He was angry about it. Before that, Toasters toasted toast because toast. Then, the toaster imploded, resulting in aggressive actions by toast. But, the toast ends up somewhere, not fully toasted yet, and cold. A warp token teleported Viridian to the factory, and was confused by puzzles. Then he got himself a teleporter and completely skipped everything while eating some square bagels. The bagels exploded inside him. Then  cried AGAIN. Afterwards, the Lugovalos fleet conquered VVVVV. However, Derpy Hooves saved the LMC by commiting suicide. Derpy got revived by Protoman who then saw Lord Herobrine but Herobrine died fatally and revived, Herobrine never dies. Derpy then got Anti-Herobrine but Niall Eremon killed it. Derpy was revived YET AGAIN only to die of starvation. Derpy lost her Crystal Energy, but came back to life. Emperor Taranis then ate her. Derpy flew out of him determined to stop dying pointlessly and then Niall Eremon returned but Derpy killed him brutally.One fish two fish fish *boom* Suddenly, ToasterApocalypse appeared and and then became a Phage, after which he killed Derpy and the whole world. Viridian killed ToasterApocalypse and revived Derpy only to have Herobrine kill Protoman, so Derpy would die without being able to respawn. Protoman and Derpy revived themselves (haha, that was a joke) and  would    Protoman and Derpy revived themselves and was banned for godmodding. They unbanned theirselves and murdered (+) themselves forever, when they respawned.

[N]

Once there was a guy who just escaped the worst movie ever made because of a fire alarm going off due to the fire in the water storage, which started because of the oil leak which nearly destroyed the whole city. Luckily, there was a pegasus named Derpy Hooves who crashed into the asteroid that was also quite capable of blowing up an entire planetin the outer regions of Regeinland of the LMC. Then got hit by falling meatballs But he ate them all. Then he got really fat, and exploded.  cried again. The explosion destroyed the oil that was then set alight, but then  sacrificed hinmself to save the captain again. However, this ended up catastrophically and they both died horribly. Luckily Master Chief came out but unfortunately he asploded into Protoman's quoteless post. He was angry about it. Before that, Toasters toasted toast because toast. Then, the toaster imploded, resulting in aggressive actions by toast. But, the toast ends up somewhere, not fully toasted yet, and cold. A warp token teleported Viridian to the factory, and was confused by puzzles. Then he got himself a teleporter and completely skipped everything while eating some square bagels. The bagels exploded inside him. Then  cried AGAIN. Afterwards, the Lugovalos fleet conquered VVVVV. However, Derpy Hooves saved the LMC by commiting suicide. Derpy got revived by Protoman who then saw Lord Herobrine but Herobrine died fatally and revived, Herobrine never dies. Derpy then got Anti-Herobrine but Niall Eremon killed it. Derpy was revived YET AGAIN only to die of starvation. Derpy lost her Crystal Energy, but came back to life. Emperor Taranis then ate her. Derpy flew out of him determined to stop dying pointlessly and then Niall Eremon returned but Derpy killed him brutally.One fish two fish fish *boom* Suddenly, ToasterApocalypse appeared and and then became a Phage, after which he killed Derpy and the whole world. Viridian killed ToasterApocalypse and revived Derpy only to have Herobrine kill Protoman, so Derpy would die without being able to respawn. Protoman and Derpy revived themselves (haha, that was a joke) and  would    Protoman and Derpy revived themselves and was banned for godmodding. They unbanned theirselves and murderedthemselves forever, when they respawned. (+) They were revived YET AGAIN.

_{(So the entire story revolves around Protoman and Derpy dying?)}