Magikarp Vs. Every Single Pokemon, Every Gen, and the 6 Crewmates

[A quite MEDICal Derpfish]

Magikarp wins by a mothertrucking landslide.

And when it rains, he kicks their a**es twice as fast.

YEEAAAHHHH

[N]

no
reshiram won that

[A quite MEDICal Derpfish]

no
reshiram won that

Reshiram was the first one to die in Magikarp's first bloody move, where he jumps up to the god-damned very edge of Earth's Gravity, falls like a maniac, possibly high-fives Rainbow Dash for extra explosion force, crashes in the sea, and pretty much drowns 99.99% of all living things in a 1000 mile radius.

But he ends up with just half of his HP, which sucks.

It also leaves a temporary rain to make the bastard faster.

#AndyouthoughtMagikarpwasasuckypokemon

[ToasterApocalypse]

HA! My Lapras survived! And, as you know in gen III, Lapras can learn Thunderbolt.

Bye, Magikarp.

[A quite MEDICal Derpfish]

All the pokemon Magikarp killed causes him to evolve into Gyrados! The perfect plan!

Full HP now.

[N]

All the pokemon Magikarp killed causes him to evolve into Gyrados! The perfect plan!

Full HP now.

PIKACHU, VOLT TACKLE

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