Really Bad Jokes

[Gawne]

Enjoy!
But I warn you, some of these are REALLY bad...

Why did Victoria and Vermilion get along so good on their first date?
She RED him like an open book!

Why is it always hard to get in touch with Terry?
He's always gone in a FLASH!

What does Verdigris cook with?
A pressure cooker!

Why do people tend to not talk to ?
She's always VIOLET!

What did Captain Virdian say when he finished Verdigris's area?
That's a WRAP!

Well, that's all I have for now, who knows? Maybe I'll add more when they come to me :3

[QwertymanO07]

When the crew found Vermilion's stash, he was red in the face, and Verdigris was green with envy.

[Quote]

How did Viridian obtain the Doing Things the Hard Way trinket?

He(or she don't get triggered) never stopped Pushing Onwards.


Sorry that wasn't even good for pun standards

[Gawne]

Lol nah that was pretty darn hilarious xD

[moth 🦋]

Why is it always hard to get in touch with Terry?
He's always gone in a FLASH!

You heard of email? still funny tho 

[pattoo1234]

What's black and white and red all over? The Polar Dimension!

[QwertymanO07]

How is the Polar Dimension red or read?

[pattoo1234]

The Spikes.

[QwertymanO07]

Those are pink.

[pattoo1234]

No, they're not.  's room in the ship is pink.

[moth 🦋]

no thats magenta

[pattoo1234]

Magenta is the same as pink! Ved calls it pink.

[QwertymanO07]

This is all just stupid pedantry.  Let's get back to the topic at hand:

Why wasn't there any water in Dimension VVVVVV?
Because it would've washed away the polar dimension!

[allison]

The SoulEye smells nice because it has potpourri

[pattoo1234]

No, they're not.  's room in the ship is pink.

no thats magenta

Here is a comparison between pink and magenta.