Really Bad Jokes

Started by Gawne, February 21, 2017, 01:48:18 AM

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Bruce Michez

What does an airline stewardess wear to a funeral?

A "jet" necklace!

Gawne

Hey guys instead of telling jokes, let's find the square root of one million...


... okay maybe that's a bit too RADICAL...

Ally 🌠

why is the sea so high
because it has sea weed
please call the cops I caught it one day and it refuses to stop

QwertymanO07

How many dadaists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one.

There's nothing special about it, no modifiers to make this funny, it's just fact.

Ally 🌠

How many dads does it take to never come back from the store
1







All around me are farmiliar faces...
...Worn out places...
...Worn out faces...

allison

Quote from: -Kiwi Alexia ♡ on February 28, 2017, 11:53:47 PM
why is the sea so high
because it has sea weed
please call the cops I caught it one day and it refuses to stop
The sea should move to California, they could use the water

Gawne

QuoteHow many dads does it take to never come back from the store
1







All around me are farmiliar faces...
...Worn out places...
...Worn out faces...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4

moth 🦋

Quote from: crazya on March 01, 2017, 02:16:49 AM
Quote from: -Kiwi Alexia ♡ on February 28, 2017, 11:53:47 PM
why is the sea so high
because it has sea weed
please call the cops I caught it one day and it refuses to stop
The sea should move to California, they could use the water
no i think we have enough water

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moth 🦋

Quote from: Quote on March 04, 2017, 01:51:43 AM
viridian
+
toaster
=
some weird pokemon??
>tfw dont understand

allison


Gawne

Get it caused Makid too lazy to check what it's actually called looks like he has toast coming out of his head, and how he kinda resembles captain Viridian...

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Sorry that joke was a bit Farfetch'd

Gawne


pattoo1234

Why did the crab want the trinket? 'Cause it's SHINY!