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Bruce Michez

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Re: Really Bad Jokes
« Reply #30 on: February 27, 2017, 04:26:19 pm »
What does an airline stewardess wear to a funeral?

A "jet" necklace!

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Re: Really Bad Jokes
« Reply #31 on: February 27, 2017, 08:20:28 pm »
Hey guys instead of telling jokes, let's find the square root of one million...


... okay maybe that's a bit too RADICAL...

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Re: Really Bad Jokes
« Reply #32 on: February 28, 2017, 11:53:47 pm »
why is the sea so high
because it has sea weed
please call the cops I caught it one day and it refuses to stop

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Re: Really Bad Jokes
« Reply #33 on: March 01, 2017, 01:04:36 am »
How many dadaists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one.

There's nothing special about it, no modifiers to make this funny, it's just fact.

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Re: Really Bad Jokes
« Reply #34 on: March 01, 2017, 02:06:16 am »
How many dads does it take to never come back from the store
1







All around me are farmiliar faces...
...Worn out places...
...Worn out faces...

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Re: Really Bad Jokes
« Reply #35 on: March 01, 2017, 02:16:49 am »
why is the sea so high
because it has sea weed
please call the cops I caught it one day and it refuses to stop
The sea should move to California, they could use the water

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Re: Really Bad Jokes
« Reply #36 on: March 01, 2017, 02:35:33 am »
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How many dads does it take to never come back from the store
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All around me are farmiliar faces...
...Worn out places...
...Worn out faces...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4

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« Reply #37 on: March 01, 2017, 04:52:47 am »
why is the sea so high
because it has sea weed
please call the cops I caught it one day and it refuses to stop
The sea should move to California, they could use the water
no i think we have enough water

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Re: Really Bad Jokes
« Reply #38 on: March 04, 2017, 01:51:43 am »





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« Reply #39 on: March 04, 2017, 05:34:23 am »
viridian
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toaster
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some weird pokemon??
>tfw dont understand

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« Reply #40 on: March 05, 2017, 01:46:38 am »
>tfw dont understand
It's a visual gag

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Re: Really Bad Jokes
« Reply #41 on: March 05, 2017, 05:24:55 pm »
Get it caused Makid too lazy to check what it's actually called looks like he has toast coming out of his head, and how he kinda resembles captain Viridian...

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Re: Really Bad Jokes
« Reply #42 on: March 05, 2017, 05:46:54 pm »
Sorry that joke was a bit Farfetch'd

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« Reply #43 on: March 05, 2017, 06:24:40 pm »
oh, he's good

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Re: Really Bad Jokes
« Reply #44 on: March 09, 2017, 01:42:44 pm »
Why did the crab want the trinket? 'Cause it's SHINY!