What are the lyrics?

[Martze]

Google turned up nothing.

What are the lyrics of Waiting for VVVVVV and Waiting for PPPPPP? The poor audio quality makes them a little hard to understand at parts.

[Whirligig]

If I could be somebody else,
I would be Terry Cavanagh.
Making the games like Don't Look and VVVVVV,
And everyone played them in awe.
That awesomeness of graphics isn't really it,
No, the gameplay and story is what makes it fit,
And everyone is playing in the evil evil rooms
But no one ever sad-face or glooms.
(OR DO THEY?)

Yet Terry is a monster, I think we all know that,
The levels that he did make you want to call him ****,
And making things the hard way, I really don't like that,
The joke's on me, it's silly, I'm feeling like a prat.

Anyway the [something],
I think you all agree
That if you're waiting for something good,
You are waiting for VVVVVV.

I can understand all but those couple of words near the end.

[Officer Captain]

"Anyway, now that's been said,
I think you all agree..."

EDIT
No, wait
I heard it wrong as well

[Martze]

@OfficerCaptain:

Good, those were the only words I was missing myself.

"Anyway, now that's been said,
I think you all agree..."

EDIT
No, wait
I heard it wrong as well

That's the lyrics from the end of Waiting for PPPPPP, which is on the whole much harder to understand.

[Whirligig]

If I could be somebody else,
I'd be Magnus Pålsson.
No soundtrack music from anyone else
Gives me such an amazing hard-on.
The acousticness of instruments isn't really it,
No, the counterparts and melodies is what makes it fit,
And everyone is praising the awesome, awesome tunes,
But no one has a troll face like prunes.
(OR DO THEY?)

YEAH, Magnus is a monster, his music does the rage,
The pause music tends to do weird things to your brains,
Potential for Anything is a b**** to arrange,
How about using less than [a] hundred melodies for a change?

Anyway, now that's been said,
I think you all agree
That if you're waiting for something good,
You are waiting for pee PPPPPP.

[Officer Captain]

Anyway, the thing is fun,
I think you all agree

[Martze]

I think that's everything. Thanks, guys!