And when
slid his cock into Swagland, the Great Portal opened, and the other 5 crewmen/women ran through it to get to Aperture Laboratories, to fight Cave Johnson and his evil science minions! But, before they reached CJ's lair, they came face-to-face with the evil assasin Rainbow Dash! They had to fight her, as she was going to assassinate Derpfish, the king of the dimension they were in! They defeated her, and went into Cave Johnson's lair! But, it was a trap! Spikes started coming up from the floor, but they all flipped upwards, with
holding
's hand, which they both secretly liked, but never told each other. Cave Johnson was furious of this, so he sent his evil science minions to kill them! But,
had a minigun when trading with the Heavy from Team Fortress 2, and shot the minions down with her new awesome strength, which she got when she munched on a power taco! Cave Johnson decided he had to kill
and his epic friends himself! He got in his mecha suit and shot evil science rockets at the crewmen! They all dodged, or rather stood there and watched the rockets miss, but
was out of minigun bullets! So
got a Swiss Army Knife and stabbed the mecha suit in the groin, which it then exploded, and severely damaged
. Cave Johnson was dead, Derpfish's kingdom was safe, and
eventually healed.
then confessed to
about her love for him, and then they became a couple so cute, ugly people's eyes would FRIGGIN EXPLODE!
And that, is my story.
