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Really Bad Jokes
« on: February 21, 2017, 01:48:18 am »
Enjoy!
But I warn you, some of these are REALLY bad...

Why did Victoria and Vermilion get along so good on their first date?
She RED him like an open book!

Why is it always hard to get in touch with Terry?
He's always gone in a FLASH!

What does Verdigris cook with?
A pressure cooker!

Why do people tend to not talk to :violet:?
She's always VIOLET!

What did Captain Virdian say when he finished Verdigris's area?
That's a WRAP!

Well, that's all I have for now, who knows? Maybe I'll add more when they come to me :3

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Re: Really Bad Jokes
« Reply #1 on: February 21, 2017, 01:58:19 am »
When the crew found Vermilion's stash, he was red in the face, and Verdigris was green with envy.

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« Reply #2 on: February 21, 2017, 02:10:04 am »
How did Viridian obtain the Doing Things the Hard Way trinket?

He(or she don't get triggered) never stopped Pushing Onwards.


Sorry that wasn't even good for pun standards

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« Reply #3 on: February 21, 2017, 02:14:48 am »
Lol nah that was pretty darn hilarious xD

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« Reply #4 on: February 21, 2017, 11:12:24 am »
Why is it always hard to get in touch with Terry?
He's always gone in a FLASH!
You heard of email? still funny tho  :P

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« Reply #5 on: February 21, 2017, 01:52:52 pm »
What's black and white and red all over? The Polar Dimension!

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« Reply #6 on: February 21, 2017, 06:52:51 pm »
How is the Polar Dimension red or read?

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« Reply #7 on: February 21, 2017, 06:56:45 pm »
The Spikes.

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« Reply #8 on: February 21, 2017, 07:42:00 pm »
Those are pink.

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« Reply #9 on: February 22, 2017, 03:22:00 pm »
No, they're not.  :violet:'s room in the ship is pink.

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the spikes are pink
« Reply #10 on: February 22, 2017, 05:53:41 pm »
no thats magenta

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« Reply #11 on: February 22, 2017, 06:52:54 pm »
Magenta is the same as pink! Ved calls it pink.

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« Reply #12 on: February 22, 2017, 10:24:51 pm »
This is all just stupid pedantry.  Let's get back to the topic at hand:

Why wasn't there any water in Dimension VVVVVV?
Because it would've washed away the polar dimension!

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« Reply #13 on: February 23, 2017, 05:42:32 am »
The SoulEye smells nice because it has potpourri

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« Reply #14 on: February 23, 2017, 01:57:51 pm »
No, they're not.  :violet:'s room in the ship is pink.

no thats magenta

Here is a comparison between pink and magenta.