Oh man, this takes me back to when I was a member of a forum full of satirists, where about half of the regulars were admins. That was a really fun board in general, but one of the many fun things we did was edit our post counts.
We used to respect them, but once on person screwed up his post count, we all went crazy with it. I had the highest or one of the highest post counts before this, and I was pleased to find I could set my postcount to a negative number and grant myself a special rank for to set myself apart from the people who set theirs to stupidly large numbers.