The guests are more active than us!

[Dispensers Heal]

FIRE THE DEATH RAY!  ^{DEATH RAYS! :3}

[Officer Captain]

The forums lack deadly lasers, Corporal.
Also, we lack any sort of logical reason to fire said lasers.

[Dispensers Heal]

That makes Vermillion sad, but he's wearing an angry mask.

 ^{SAD FACE! D:}