Five Word Story (EHMAGURD ANOTHER FORUM GAME)

[Hilbert]

Once there was a guy

who just escaped the worst

movie ever made because of

a fire alarm going off

due to the fire in

the water storage, which started

because of the oil leak

which nearly destroyed the whole

city. Luckily, there was a

pegasus named Derpy Hooves who

crashed into the asteroid that

was also quite capable of

blowing up an entire planet

in the outer regions of

Regeinland of the LMC. Then

got hit by falling meatballs

(Does that count as 5 or 6 words?)

[ToasterApocalypse]

Once there was a guy

who just escaped the worst

movie ever made because of

a fire alarm going off

due to the fire in

the water storage, which started

because of the oil leak

which nearly destroyed the whole

city. Luckily, there was a

pegasus named Derpy Hooves who

crashed into the asteroid that

was also quite capable of

blowing up an entire planet

in the outer regions of

Regeinland of the LMC. Then

got hit by falling meatballs

But he ate them all.
(I don't know, but mine counted as 7 I think, LMC means 'large magellanic cloud'. Edit these out when you quote it.)

[Hilbert]

Once there was a guy

who just escaped the worst

movie ever made because of

a fire alarm going off

due to the fire in

the water storage, which started

because of the oil leak

which nearly destroyed the whole

city. Luckily, there was a

pegasus named Derpy Hooves who

crashed into the asteroid that

was also quite capable of

blowing up an entire planet

in the outer regions of

Regeinland of the LMC. Then

got hit by falling meatballs

But he ate them all.

Then he got really fat,

[ToasterApocalypse]

Once there was a guy

who just escaped the worst

movie ever made because of

a fire alarm going off

due to the fire in

the water storage, which started

because of the oil leak

which nearly destroyed the whole

city. Luckily, there was a

pegasus named Derpy Hooves who

crashed into the asteroid that

was also quite capable of

blowing up an entire planet

in the outer regions of

Regeinland of the LMC. Then

got hit by falling meatballs

But he ate them all.

Then he got really fat,

and exploded.  cried again.

[allison]

Once there was a guy

who just escaped the worst

movie ever made because of

a fire alarm going off

due to the fire in

the water storage, which started

because of the oil leak

which nearly destroyed the whole

city. Luckily, there was a

pegasus named Derpy Hooves who

crashed into the asteroid that

was also quite capable of

blowing up an entire planet

in the outer regions of

Regeinland of the LMC. Then

got hit by falling meatballs

But he ate them all.

Then he got really fat,

and exploded.  cried again.

The explosion destroyed the oil

[ToasterApocalypse]

Once there was a guy

who just escaped the worst

movie ever made because of

a fire alarm going off

due to the fire in

the water storage, which started

because of the oil leak

which nearly destroyed the whole

city. Luckily, there was a

pegasus named Derpy Hooves who

crashed into the asteroid that

was also quite capable of

blowing up an entire planet

in the outer regions of

Regeinland of the LMC. Then

got hit by falling meatballs

But he ate them all.

Then he got really fat,

and exploded.  cried again.

The explosion destroyed the oil

that was then set alight,

[allison]

Once there was a guy

who just escaped the worst

movie ever made because of

a fire alarm going off

due to the fire in

the water storage, which started

because of the oil leak

which nearly destroyed the whole

city. Luckily, there was a

pegasus named Derpy Hooves who

crashed into the asteroid that

was also quite capable of

blowing up an entire planet

in the outer regions of

Regeinland of the LMC. Then

got hit by falling meatballs

But he ate them all.

Then he got really fat,

and exploded.  cried again.

The explosion destroyed the oil

that was then set alight,

but then  sacrificed hinmself

[ToasterApocalypse]

Once there was a guy

who just escaped the worst

movie ever made because of

a fire alarm going off

due to the fire in

the water storage, which started

because of the oil leak

which nearly destroyed the whole

city. Luckily, there was a

pegasus named Derpy Hooves who

crashed into the asteroid that

was also quite capable of

blowing up an entire planet

in the outer regions of

Regeinland of the LMC. Then

got hit by falling meatballs

But he ate them all.

Then he got really fat,

and exploded.  cried again.

The explosion destroyed the oil

that was then set alight,

but then  sacrificed hinmself

to save the captain again.

[Dav999]

Once there was a guy

who just escaped the worst

movie ever made because of

a fire alarm going off

due to the fire in

the water storage, which started

because of the oil leak

which nearly destroyed the whole

city. Luckily, there was a

pegasus named Derpy Hooves who

crashed into the asteroid that

was also quite capable of

blowing up an entire planet

in the outer regions of

Regeinland of the LMC. Then

got hit by falling meatballs

But he ate them all.

Then he got really fat,

and exploded.  cried again.

The explosion destroyed the oil

that was then set alight,

but then  sacrificed hinmself

to save the captain again.

However, this ended up catastrophically

[ToasterApocalypse]

Once there was a guy

who just escaped the worst

movie ever made because of

a fire alarm going off

due to the fire in

the water storage, which started

because of the oil leak

which nearly destroyed the whole

city. Luckily, there was a

pegasus named Derpy Hooves who

crashed into the asteroid that

was also quite capable of

blowing up an entire planet

in the outer regions of

Regeinland of the LMC. Then

got hit by falling meatballs

But he ate them all.

Then he got really fat,

and exploded.  cried again.

The explosion destroyed the oil

that was then set alight,

but then  sacrificed hinmself

to save the captain again.

However, this ended up catastrophically

and they both died horribly.

[JPlus]

Once there was a guy

who just escaped the worst

movie ever made because of

a fire alarm going off

due to the fire in

the water storage, which started

because of the oil leak

which nearly destroyed the whole

city. Luckily, there was a

pegasus named Derpy Hooves who

crashed into the asteroid that

was also quite capable of

blowing up an entire planet

in the outer regions of

Regeinland of the LMC. Then

got hit by falling meatballs

But he ate them all.

Then he got really fat,

and exploded.  cried again.

The explosion destroyed the oil

that was then set alight,

but then  sacrificed hinmself

to save the captain again.

However, this ended up catastrophically

and they both died horribly.

Luckily Master Chief came out

[N]

but unfortunately he asploded into

[ToasterApocalypse]

but unfortunately he asploded into

Protoman's quoteless post. He was

[Dav999]

angry about it. Before that,

(I actually agree with Protoman, we can just read it post by post. Eventually you can't even read the first post anymore (the one in the center) because there are too many quotes (it's already like that when I view it on my iPod))

[ToasterApocalypse]

angry about it. Before that,

Toasters toasted toast because toast.